第1章 我要离婚

“yuling,jizhenzhendaoqian!”

“suanleayi,womeiguanxide,buyaoweinanyujiejie。”

“shenmeweinan,tatuirentahaiyoulile?tajintianbixugennidaoqian!”

yulinghuangleyixiashen,yanqiandeyiqieshuxiyoumosheng,tebieshiyanqianzheiyiduimucinvxiaodelianggenvren。

zheigeyongronghuaguidezhongniannvren,shitataoxintaofeisihoulesanniandouwuburedepoposongfuren;

erzheigenianqingkerentianzhenlanmande,shitalaogongcongxiaodaodadeqingmeizhumaaizhenzhen。

dangnianzheilianggerenexincuomoletaduoshaonian,napabeiganchulesongjia,zheilianggenvrenyemeiyoufangguota,tadecansi,zheilianggenvrenjiushixiongshou!

yulingzhalezhayan,manbujingxindekailekou:“songfurenyaowogensheidaoqian?”

songfurendengta:“ziranshigenzhenzhendaoqian!womensongjiazhenshidaolemeicaiqulenizheimegexizihuilai,budongguijumeiyoujiajiaojiusuanle,juranhaixinchangdaitu,dangzhewodemiandougantuizhenzhen!nijintianbixujizhenzhendaoqian!”

yulingxiangdoumeixiang:“ruguowobudaoqianni。”

songfurensihuzaojiucaidaoleyulinghuizheimeshuo:“budaoqiandehuayehaoban,wolimajiudadianhuajiaheng,jiaotahuilaihenilihun,nizheiyangdexifuerwomensongjiayaobuqi。”

dengzhekanba,meicizhiyaoyishuolihun,nacibushilimadao……

“wotongyi。”yulingdiantou。

同意?同意什么?

songfurenhaimeizhuanguowan,jiutingyulingjixudao:“wotongyihesonghenglihun,zhiyulihunxieyishujintianjiuhuisongdaosonghengshoushang。”

yulingshuowanzhaodaotadeshoujiniutoujiuzou,shangbeizijiubeizheigesongjiahaidemeileming,haoburongyicaihuanlaideyicizhonglaijihui,tashinaozijinshuilecaihuiliuzaizheili。

tazheibuanchanglichupaidetaiduyixiabasongfurenjikanshale,rendouzoudaomenkoule,haishiaizhenzhenfanyingleguolai,hantadao:“yujiejienibuyaoshengqi,kuaihuilaiwoyuanliangnile,woyebuyaonidaoqian,zhendebuyaonidaoqian,doushiwozijimeizhanwende,nikuaihuilaiya!”

yulingfanlegebaiyan,zheizhongbiaolibiaoqideduanshutayiqianjuranyizhishu?

tayiqianjiujingaisonghengaidaoshenmedibule?

连智商都没有了!

tingxialejiao,yulingzhuanshenkanhuiqu:“aizhenzhen,wohaoxindegaojieniyiju,songjiazhaodezhonglaibushierxifu,ershibaomu。”

aizhenzhenzhenjingdedengdaleyan:“yujiejienijintianzenmele,bushi,niyidingshiqihuailecaizheimekouwuzheyan,nizenmenengzheimeshuosongayini?songayiduiniyizhineimehao,ni……nizheitaishangrenxinle。”

yulingrenbuzhuxiaochulaile,“jirannijuedenidesongayineimehao,neidengnijiajinsongjiazhihou,haohaoxiangshouxiangshounisongayidezhemoba。”

“yuling!!”songfurencaihuiguoshenlai,jiutingdaozheimeyiju,feidouyaoqizhale,“yulingnijiwozhanzhu,nibahuashuoqingchu,yuling,yuling!!”

songfurenyueshihan,yulingyueshizou,songfurendouzhuidaomenkoule,yulingliantoudoumeiyouhuiyixia,qidesongfurenmeilexingxiangdedahan,“yulingnizou,nijintianyoubenshizouchuzheigemen,niguizheketouqiuwowodoubuyunxunizaihuilai!”