第1章
龙国中州。
tianhaishidiyirenminyiyuan，bingfang。
chutianshuangmufanhongdewozhemeimeideshou：“meimei，gefashiyidinghuirangnihaoqilaide。”
songkaimeimeideshou，chutianyandidewenrouzhujianxiaoshi，querdaizhideshiwujindenuhuo。
santianqian，talaopoqinsirongguomaludeshihoudadianhuawuchuanghongdeng，duozhibuji，chuyutuikaileqinsirong，zijiquebeizhuangfeichuqu。
kesantianguoqu，qinsirongquemeilaiyiyuanguoyici，jintianjiuyaozuoshoushu，erchutianfaxianyinxingkaquewufashiyong。
“chutiannishibushiyoubing，buzhidaowogongzuoqijianbunengdaraoma？”
嘟嘟……
chutianhuahaimeishuochukou，dianhualijiuchuanlailedududemangyin。
zaibodaguoquyijingwufajietong。
chutianqidechadianmeibashoujijishuaile，zhinengzijihuijianaka。
dongfangxiaoqu，chutiandejia。
刚打开门。
yidaobukanruerdeshengyincongwoshichuanlai。
“pengge，nihaohuaia！”
“heihei，wohaiyougenghuaide，hahahaha……”
“pengge，wohaishiyouxiedanxin，wanyichutianbudayinglihunzenmeban？wokeyitiandougentaguobuxiaqule。”
“fangxinba，jiunineifeiwulaogong，nongtabushifenfenzhongdeshi，heihei，bieshuozaizheili，shuitadenvren，zheiziweihaizhenbunai……”
tingdaofangjianlichuanlaidewuyanhuiyu，chutianxiongkoubeiyituanhuoyanranshao。
嘭！
楚天猛然踹开房门。
erwuneideliangrenbeizheituruqilaideshengyinhedeyigeduosuo。
“chutian，ni，nizenmehuilaile？”
qinsirongyouxiemiansehuangzhang，laqibeizizhedangzhuzijideshenzi。
kanzheyanqianwuhuidehuamian，fangdangbujideliangren，chutiandouganjuelayanjing，nuhuozaiyewufayazhi。
“wobuhuilai，youzenmezhidaonisuoweidegongzuojiushizheige？”
zijimeimeiyinjiutashoushang，taquezaijialigenyenanrenyouhui。
“nijiusirongneifeiwulaogong，jirannilaile，neiganghaobashiqingyibinglejiele，woxianzaizhengshitongzhini，congxianzaikaishi，sirongjiushiwodenvren，erwojiushizheigejiadezhuren，shixiangdelaolaoshishibazheifenxieyiqianle。”
nanzibuxiedepiaolechutianyiyan，zhijiebaxieyishudiuleguoqu，yiminglingdekouwenshuodao。
chutiandunshinujierxiao：“fangnimdepi，nijiwogunxialai。”
“chutianwoquanniguaiguaitingpenggedehua，penggekeshimingpengjituandelaozong，bushininengdezuideqide，haojuhaosan，buranchikuideshini。”
qinsirongshunshiyiweizaimingpenghuaili，manlianmizui。
“weishenme，woyounaliduibuqini，niyaoruciduiwo。”chutianshentiqingzhan，jiannanwendao。
“hehe，weishenme，haibushiyinweinifeiwu，woqinsirongliandanshencaineigebubineixiechoubiaoziqiang，pingshenmetamenshenmedoubuyongzuo，jiunengxiangjinronghua，maimingpai，erwoqueyaogennizheigefeiwuguokurizi，nigenbenpeibushangwo，zhiyoupenggezheiyangdenanrencaishiwodezhenmingtianzi。”qinsirongyueshuoyuejidong。
“buyonggentafeihuale，feiwu，gankuaiqianxieyi，laozidehuokehaimeixiao。”
mingpengpiaoleyiyanchutian，wanquanbufangzaiyanli，shunshouzaiqinsirongdatuishanghenhendenieleyiba。
qinsirongzuilifachuyishengdiyin，manlianxiuhong：“pengge，nitaoyan。”
“狗男女。”
chutianmanliantieqing，shentiyinweifennubuyouzhandou，quantoujinwo，tahenbudexianzaijiugenzheduigounannvpinming。
danshixiangdaomeimeihaizaiyiyuandengzheziji，jinwodequantouhuanhuansongkai，shenmeyebibushangzijimeimeideshengmingzhongyao。
“qinsirongwoxianzaibuxianggennitanzheixie，bawodeqianjiwo，womeimeidengzheshoushu。”
“wodeqianpingshenmejinineifeiwumeimeizhibing？”qinsirongqueshilengmodao。
“nishuoshenme？neiqiankeshiwoxinxinkukuzhuande，erqiewomeimeishiweilejiunicaibeichezhuangde，nihaishirenma？”
chutianbuganxiangxindekanzheyanqiannvren，zheizhonghuatajingranshuodechukou，jianzhichushengburu。
“sirong，nimenhaodaifuqiyichanghaishidejitaliudianhuolu，xiaozikanzainibasirongzhaogudebucuofenshang，xiangyaoqiankeyi，bazheilihunxieyiqianle，woxianzaijiujini，buranniyifenqianbiexiangnadao。”
mingpengshuozhezhijiebalihunxieyidiuxiangchutian。
chutiansaoleyitian，dangkandaoshangmianjingshenchuhusigezi，dunshimeitouyizhou：“nichugui，pingshenmewoyaojingshenchuhu？”
“jiupingnixianzaijizheyongqianjiunimeimei，dangrannikeyibuqian，womenhaodeqi，jiushibuzhidaonineibansibuhuodemeimeinengbunenghaodeqi，zhiyaomeilihun，qiannixiuxiangdongyifen。”qinsironglengmodeshuodao。
“ni！hao，woqian……”
kandaoqinsirongneizhangzuilian，chutianturanganjuewubiexin。
naqibi，zhijiezailihunxieyishangmianxiexiazijidemingzi：“qiannalai。”
mingpengjieguolihunxieyi，suijizuijiaoweiweiyangqiyimohudu，suijishenshoutaochuzijideqianbao。
chutianshenxiyikouqi，zheibizhanghuitouzaisuan，xianzaimeishenmebijiumeimeigengzhongyao，zaidadexiuruzijiyederenzhe。
keshihenkuaichutiandelianjiubianle。
zhijianmingpengfanlejixia，zuihoutaochuyizhangshiyuandechaopiao：“ai，kexi，meiyouyikuaide，bianyinile，nazhegunba！”
“ni，nimenshenmeyisi？”
“feiwu，nibuhuizhenyiweiwohuijiniqianqujiunimeimeiba，tadesihuoguanlaozipishi，womingpengjianguodeshazibushao，danshinizheizhongsonglaopo，yousongqianhefangde，wohaishidiyicijiandao，haha……”
erqinsirongyeshimanlianxiaorong：“pengge，woxianzaikeshinilaopole，buguohaishipenggenicongming，guoranbazheifeiwunaniedesiside，jingranzhendelaolaoshishideqianzi，haijingshenchuhu，xianzaizheixiedoushiwomendele……。”
“wangbadan，nimenqirentaishen。”
是可忍孰不可忍。
chutianyishengpaoxiao，zhongyuchedibaofa，youruyeshouyibanzhijiepuxiangmingpeng。
lihunkeyi，xiuruzijikeyi，danshiburangwomeimeihuo，nimenyebiexianghuo。
“jiunizheifeiwuyegangenlaozidongshou，zhaosi。”
kanzheshouruodechutian，mingpengwanquanbufangzaiyanli，taiqituijiushiyijiao。
chutianbenlaijiushouruo，jiashangzheiliangtianzhaogumeimeibumianbuxiu，shentixuruo，nalishimingpengdeduishou，zhijiebeiyijiaochuaifeichuqu，henhendezhuangzailepangbiandezhuangshijushang。
啪嚓……
jutaizhijiedaotaxialai，zhenggezhuomianhaiyoushangmiandedongxiquanbuchaozhechutianshenshangzaqu。
chutiandunshiganjuetuibuchuanlaiyizhencitong，haimeifanyingguolai，naodaituranbeishenmedongxihenhendezaleyixia，shixianmanmanmohu。
yixizhizhongganjuedaoyigunuanliuzailianjialiutang，yidaobaiguangyishanershi。
“sanqiannianle，chujiazhongyuyourenjuexinglejiuyangxuemai，wunaitianyimenxiaoyaotianzunchuxiaoyao，yishichujialaozu，xianchuannibishengsuoxue，yitianyizhiming，xuanhujiushi，zhengjiucangsheng，zaichuangtianyimenhuihuang。”
jinjiezhewushuxinxirongrunaohai，wudaogongfa，tianyifamen，xuanmenshufa……