第1章
“yeming，niwoxianzaiyiwanquanshilianglurenle，zaihaoxiaquyemeishenmeyiyi，suoyi......”
“签字吧。”
xingbabakafeitingnei，yemingzhengzhengdikanzheshenqingqiutuilaideneifenlihunxieyi，youqishimoweineizijixiumeideqianming。
zaikankanzuozaiduimianneiyishenzhichangxiaoxizhuang，gaogenxiedaban，meidebukefangwudenvren，danaoyipiankongbai，zhenggerendoushimengde。
mingmingzuotianhaijiesongtashangxiaban。
wanshang，haijitazuotazuiaichidexiaolongbao。
qianliangtiantaguoshengri，haisongletayigezijiqinshouzuodedangao，taxiaozheshuohenxihuande！
可现在......
怎么了这是？
“qingqiu，zheiwanxiaokeyidianyebuhaoxiao，taishangganqing，zan......”
“sheigennikaiwanxiaole！”
yeminghaimeishuowan，yishengjianruidekeboshengturanchuanlai，jiujianyiduimunvqishixiongxiongdizouleguolai。
neidabandezhuguangbaoqi，nongzhuangyanmode，shitazhangmuniangsunyumei。
nianjixiaoxiedeshitadexiaoyizi，shenqingxue。
shuohuade，zhengshisunyumei。
“yeming，niyebukankanzijishishenmedexing，liangezhengshigongzuodoumeiyou，zhengrichiwomenjia，zhuwomenjiayejiusuanle。”
“zuichajingde，haishigebingyangzi！”
“zaikankanwodaguinv，tianhaishibennianduzuijianvqiyejia！duanduansannianshijianjiupinchuleyijiashizhiguoyidegongsi！”
“woxianzaizhendehenhaoqi，genwonverzaiyiqizheimejiu，nishiruhezuodaohaowuyali，dandingcongrongde？”
beiduileyitong，yemingkuxiaodao：“ma，worenwei......”
“打住！”
“别叫我妈！”
sunyumeiganmangtaishoudao：“mingzhegennishuoba，wodaguinvxianzaixuyaode，shiyigenengzaishiyeshangbangzhuta，jiazhiguanshiyeguanxiangtongdeyouzhinan。”
“erbushiyigemeitianzhihuidangsiji，zuobaomu，chuchujitadiuliandewonangfeilaogong！”
wenba，yemingbingweiduoshuo，zhishiliangyanyizhabuzhadidingzheshenqingqiu。
“ni，yeshizheibanxiangde？”
“ruguoshidehuanikeyimingshuo，woyekeyibangni。”
“你？”
“帮我？”
shenqingqiuchixiaoyisheng，yourutingdaolegejipinxiaohua。
doulandezaifeihua，zhijiecongyipangdebaobaolitaochujizhangzhaopianshuaizailezhuoshang。
doushiyixienanrendezhaopian。
yaomewandaimingbiao，xizhuanggelv，yifudalaozuopai。
yaomeshizuozaipaocheshang，baizhekukuzishidefujiadashao......
叶明再度懵圈。
haimeifanyingguolai，shenqingqiubianzhizheneiyizhangzhangzhaopian，rushujiazhendao：“zheiwei，qianxijituandechendong，shouxialiangjiashangshigongsi，shenjiajinbaiyi。”
“zheiwei，tianyintouxingdezongjinglihanzong，touzilejinbaijiagongsi，touzijinediyu5000wandehetong，conglaidoushiyilvbukan。”
“haiyouta，majiadashao，zuoweitianhaishisidajiazuzhiyimajiadeduzi，xianzaiyikaishizhubujieshoujiazushengyi，yeshibuxiabaiyidepanzi！”
“......”
tingzhetingzhe，yemingdelianseyuefanankan，renyejianjianqingxingle。
zijizhiqiansuochongjingdeyiqie，zhongbuguoshiyichangmeng。
erdangshenqingqiuliangchuzheixienanrendezhaopianneiyikeqi，zheimeng，biansuanchedisuile。
“啪！”
jieshaowan，shenqingqiuyoujiangyizhangyinxingkapaizaizhuoshang。
“zheijianshi，jiusuanshiwoduibuqiniba。”
“kalideyiqianwanshiduinidebuchang，yinggaizugouzhihaonidebingle。”
“xiabanbeizi，niziji......haohaoguo。”
shuowan，bianqishenkuaibulikai。
“he，hehe......”
kanzhezhuoshangneizhangyinxingka，yemingxiaole。
zhibuguoneixiao，shushiyouxieqican。
tacengyiwei，meiridangsiji，songtashangxiaban，shiyizhongzhangqingdepeiban。
tacengyiwei，yirisancan，pingpingdandan，shiyizhongzhenzhengdexingfu。
ranerzheiyiqie，douzhishitayiwei！
jiruci，neizheiduanhunyin，dequeyemeishenmecunzaidebiyaole。
xinzhongzheibanxiangzhe，yebuzaiyouyu，zaisunyumei，shenqingxuemunvliangjingguangshanshandemuguangzhushixiaguoduannaqiqianzibi。
bizoulongshe，zailihunxieyishangqianxialezijidemingzi。
“好！”
sunyumeishengpayemingfanhuiside，ganmangshouqileneifenlihunxieyi，ledelianpaidatui：“yemingayeming，jiehunsannian，zheishinizuodeweiyiyijianmingbaishi！”
shuowanjiuyaozou，quejianshenqingxueqiangyibandiduoguoleneizhangyinxingka。
“qingxue，nizhei......”
“shibushizuodeyoudianjue？”
ruguoyemingbuqianzi，daqiguansidehuazuihoukendingyaocaichanduibanfen。
heneibiqilai，yiqianwanzheimediandaijiakeyidiandoubuguofen。
“juema？wozenmebujuede？”
shenqingxuepiezuidao：“ma，nishibuzhidao，zheisannianlaiwofaxianzheihuokebuzhiyicitoukanguowo，erwoyoushengdezheimemei，zongbunengbeitabaikanba？”
yeming：“......”
zijizheiqianxiaoyizi，suishuoganshashabuxing，danyaolunchedan，jueduishizhuanyede！
sannianlai，zijizhijidetakanzijizhangdetaishuai，huoguozheyujin，huochuanzhediaodaierlaizhudonggouyinguozijijici，jiucha**guangzhudongjizijikanle。
还用得着偷看？
ersunyumeiyelikedaqipeihe：“haiyouzheidengshi！zheigexialiupeizi！”
“neiyaoshiankanyici，qianbabaikuaiqiandishoufei，zheiyiqianwankehaibugouni！”
“对！”
shenqingxueyingheyisheng，youzhilezhiyemingbozishangpeidaideyupei。
“chaopiaobugou，yupeilaicou，bijingtashenshangyejiuzheimeyijianhaisuanzhidianqiandedongxile。”
“yeming，banibozishangdeyupeijiaochulai！”
“唰！”
yemingliangyanyihong，neiyiqianwanzijibuzaihu，nayejiunale。
kezheiyupei，queshitadangchujiehunqian，fengzhenguiyindepingzheng，duitayouzheteshuyiyi。
“滚！”
siyeshoupaoxiaobandidiheyisheng，bakafeitingneiderendouheleyitiao，zhiyuneiduiqipamunv，benzheqiongkoumoredeyuanze，mamalieliedisatuijiupao。
zouchukafeiting，yeminglianseshunjiancangbaiyipian，kuangkebuzhi。
dangchu，faxianshenqingqiushijiuyinjuemai，shitaandiliyidashentong，huadadaijiacaiweiqigaijinsuti，bingjiangjiuyinhandujinshuyinruzijitinei。
可换来的是什么？
一声病秧子罢了。
“呵......”
“yemingayeming，ni......”
“可真是贱啊！”
youzichaoyifanhou，yeminglengshengdao：“benyiweipingpingdandancaishizhen，sancansijicaishixingfudezhendi，xianzaikanlai，zhongdibuguozheicankudexianshi！”
“shenqingqiu，nibushihenxihuannaqitananrenhewobime，hao！jiruci......”
“neiwobianzhonghuizheizhongshengzhidian，daoneishizairangnikankan，haiyouheren，youzigeyuwobijian！”
huaba，yibachediaobozishangdeyuzhui，mengranniesui！
“咔嚓！”
jiuzaiyuzhuipoliedeyishunjian，yidaocimuhongguangdouranziyishengshanshenchubadierqi，zhichongyunxiao！
yitiaoxinxi，yetongshicongshenchushijiegedidegejiedalao，jubodeshoujilidanlechulai。
“taixuanyishengjieshuyinxiu，juexinrushi！”