第2章
“什么？离婚？”
linxiaoyileng，haiyiweizijitingcuole。
“没错！离婚！”
qinshutingshenxiyikouqi：“womenlianggebingbuheshi，jinzaofenkai，duisheidouhao。”
“weishenme？nandaoshiyinweigangcaideshi？”
jianduifangbushizaikaiwanxiao，linxiaomeitoujinsuo。
tabumingbai，haoduanduandeweishenmeyaotilihun。
hanmishuyanqianhenhenyiliang。
“linxiao！ninandaohaibumingbaima？xianzaideni，zaoyipeibushangwomenqindongle！”
“duanduansannian，qindongshenjiapoyi，chuangzaolejinghaishideqiji！”
“yiqindongdemeimaohenengli，jiusuanshijiarushengchenghaomen，yechuochuoyouyu！”
“fanguanni，zhishiyigechuiniubudacaogaodeputongren！ninandaolianzheidianzizhizhimingdoumeiyouma？”
hanmishudezheifanhua，linxiaozenhuibuzhi？
dangchutaheqinshutingjiehun，wanquanshizuncongzijishifudeyiyan。
xiequfengmang，zuoyigepingfandeputongren。
weici，takeyiyinmanzijiweiqinshutingsuozuodeyiqie。
qinshutingnengyoujintiandediwei，linxiaogongbukemei。
“shuting，niyeshizheimexiangdema？”
taxiangzhidaoqinshutingxinlidezhenshixiangfa。
“linxiao，zheisannianlainiduiwozhaogudewuweibuzhi，wofeichangganjinisuozuodezheiyiqie。”
qinshutinghuanhuankaikou：“jinshibutongwangri，woxiangyaodedongxi，nijibule。”
“nixiangyaoshenme？jinqian？diwei？haishiquanli？”linxiaomuguangfuza。
“jinqian，diwei，haiyouquanli，ninengjiwonayiyang？”qinshutinglenglengfanwen。
“woxianzaideshenfenhediwei，budoushikaozijizhengqulaidema？”
“jiehunsannian，wokecengqiunibangguoyicimangma？”
“zhengruhanmishushuodeneiyang，nihewo，zaoyishilianggeshijiederenle。”
“woxiangyaoshenme，nigenbenbuzhidao，yejibule！”
“nizhizhidaozaijializuofantuodi，chulijiawu！meiyourenheshangjinxin！heneixiechiruanfandenuoruonanrenyoushenmequbie？
“woyiweinihuiyousuogaibian，kejieguoni？yinianyouyinian，nirangwoshiwanglezhengzhengsannian！”
“jintian，nigengshijiangwozhiqiansuozuodeyiqienuli，dourangqifuzhidongliu！”
qinshutingjiezhejiujing，shengsilijie。
jiangzheisannianlaidebumanheweiqu，quanbufaxiechulai。
“yuanlaizainiyanli，zuofanxiyi，songyifubeiniquyiyuan，quandoushinuoruowunengdebiaoxian。”linxiaoxinrudaoge。
“meicuo！zhenzhengdenanrenshibuhuizaijialidangjiatingzhufude！”
qinshutingtuokouerchu，yebukaolvlinxiaodeyanmian。
“mingbaile，minzhengjujianmian。”
linxiaomianwubiaoqingdezhuanshenlikai。
meiyourenheyouyu，yemeiyourenhechiyi。
youde，zhishengxianeikebeishangdaoqianchuangbaikongdexin。
“taihaoleqindong！meiyoulinxiaozheikebanjiaoshi，ninqianluhuibiandegengjiaguangming！”hanmishuxinxiruokuang。
qinshutingmeiyoushuohua，zhishikanzhelinxiaoluomodeshenying，xinmomingdecitong。
haoxiangyoushenmezhongyaodedongxi，zhengzaimanmanxiaoshi。
zheisannianlai，linxiaoweitasuozuoguodeyiqie。
jiuxiangdianyingyiyang，zaitanaohaizhonghuifang。
“hanmishu，wozheimezuo，zhendeduima？”
zheiyike，qinshutingyoubiandeyouxieyouyu。
“qindong！xianzaideninjinfeixibi！”
“linxiaoruoshizaiheninzaiyiqi，zhihuiyingxiangninqianjindejiaobu，ninzhudingshizhanzaijinghaishidianfengdenvren！”hanmishuchuipengdao。
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离婚手续办的很快。
几分钟后。
errennazhezhanxindelihunzheng，zouchuleminzhengju。
“linxiao，nixiandengyixia。”
jianduifangtouyebuhuidelikai，qinshutinglikeshangqian。
“haiyoushima？qindong。”linxiaotaidulengmo。
qindongerzi，fangfogangzhen，cizaiqinshutingdexinkou。
“zheikaliyouwubaiwan，mimashinideshengri，zheibiqianzugouniduguoxiabanbeizile。”
qinshutingnachuyizhangyinxingka，saidaolinxiaoshouli。
“我的生日？”
linxiaozuijiaoshangyang，xiaorongshuobuchudeqican。
zicongshifuqushihou，zaiyemeiyourenjitaguoguoshengri。
meixiangdaolihunzheitian，jingrancongqinshutingkouzhongtingdaoshengrierzi。
多么可笑的一件事。
“baoqian，zheisannianwoshizaitaimangle。”qinshutingyilianqianyi。
“qindongnengjiwoyikoufanchi，wojiuyijinghenzhizule。”linxiaodandandedao。
tingchuduifanghualidelengchaorefenghou，qinshutingzhizhoumei。
“linxiao，niruoshinengzaishiyeshangbangwobandianmang，womenyebuhuizoudaojintianzheiyibu。”
tayouhechangbuxianghuodeqingxianyixie？
keshijialimeiyouyigerennengbangmang。
母亲妹妹好吃懒做。
meicizhaota，doushikaikouyaoqian。
suoyouzhongren，douyazaitayigerenshenshang。
qinshutingzaiwairenkanlai，shiyigexinggejianqiangdebingshannvzongcai。
danshuodaodi，tayeshigenvren，tayexiangzhaoyigekeyianxinyiweizhedebeibang。
“dui，doushiworuanruowuneng，bangbudaoni。”
linxiaozichaoyixiao：“xiwangyouyitianninengzhaodaozijideruyilangjun。”
“qindong，haoxiaoxi！gangcaijiedaoqiantaidalaidedianhua，shoufujubandewanyanyaoqinghanyijingjiwomensongguolaile！”hanmishuxingfenzhiji。
“嗯？”
qinshutingxianshiyileng，jingenzhemanlianyihuo：“shoufuweishenmeturanhuijiwosongyaoqinghan？”
“qindong，ninzhiyonglesannianshijian，jiurangjituanzichanpoyi，zongguanzhenggejinghaishi，chuleninzhiwai，meiyoudiergerennengzuodao。”
“shoufujueduishikanzhongninlenengli，suoyisonglaiyaoqinghan。”
“qindong，ninganghelinxiaolihun，zhuanyanyouyinglaiyijianxishi，kanlaihelinxiaolihun，guoranshiyigezhengquedexuanze！”
hanmishuxinzhikoukuai，sihaobugujilinxiaodeganshou。
“haoshichengshuang，zhuqindongqiantusijin。”
linxiaolenglengyixiao，maibulikai。
“linxiao，zheizhangyinxingkaninazhe。”
qinshutingzhuazhulinxiaodeshou。
“shishema？dakebubi！”linxiaoyonglijiangshouchouchu。
“linxiao！xianzaikebushisiyaomianzideshihou！niyimeixueli，ermeijishu，sanmeizhuchu！”
“ruguozaimeiyouqian，nigenbenhuobuguosantian！”qinshutingchenshengdao。
suiranerrenyijinglihun，danqinshutingbuxiangkandaolinxiaoliulangjietou，wujiakeguidemoyang。
“wonenghuojitian，jiubulaoqindongcaoxinle。”
linxiaolengbingbingdiuxiayiju，kuaibulikai。
“gouyaolvdongbin，bushihaorenxin！”
hanmishuduizhelinxiaodebeiyingbiyidao：“ruguozhenyouguqi，youzenhuizaijialidangsannianjiatingzhufu？”
“haole，womenhuiquzhunbeiyixiaba。”
qinshutingtanqi：“jiranhemojiameiyouhezuodekeneng，bixuyaozhuazhujinwanyanhuidejihui，jiejiaomingliu！”
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linxiaozhanzailubian，zhunbeilanxiayiliangchuzuchequlingyuanbaijishifu。
“sousousou......”
zheishi，jiliangheiseshangwuchejichierlai，zailinxiaomianqiantingxia。
chemendakai，yiqunxiongsheneshadezhuanghanzoulechulai。
zheiqunrenjianglinxiaoweizaizhongjian，yilianbushan。
“xiaozi！meixiangdaoba！womenyoujianmianle！”
fangpingcongchelixialai，yanshenyuandu。