第5章
“shaoye，cidirenduoyanza，ninhaishiqingxianshangchezaishuo。”
liudashengjujindekanzhejianghuai，yizhangroulianshangjidequanshizhezhou，xiaodeyanjingdoukuaiyaomeile。
suishuojianghuaichuanzhedeyishenxidefabaidelianjiayundongfu，kemianduizheiweixiaoshaoye，liudashengkeshisihaobugandaimanqingshile！
renjiakeshijiangjiaderen，zijidapinduoniancaiaoshanggezongjianweizidehuayijituan，zaizheiweixiaoshaoyeyanli......
屁都算不上！
erqie，tatingdaguanjiashuo，rujindehuayijituanyeyijingzhengshiguohudaolejianghuaishouli，yejiushishuo，rujinyanqianzheiweikeshizijidedingtoushangsi！
fenfenzhongnengbatakaichu，zaiyehunbuxiaqudeneizhong！
“nindangxin，biezhuangdaotou。”
xiaoxinyiyidebajianghuaifushidaocheneizuohao，liudashengjiangwanmeipurendejiaosebanyandexiangdanghao，jibianshizishizhizhongjianghuailianjuhuadoumeishuo，shenzhimeikantayiyan，ketaquegenbenbushengqi。
或者说，不敢生气！
“jianglaotoudeshetoushizaishitaizhangle，woshenmeshihouyoushuoguoyunxutapainilaijiewo？”
zuozaicheshang，jianghuaimuguangyouyoupieguoliudashengneizhangtaohaodaojinhuqianzoudefeilian，yuqibingleng。
taxianglaibuxihuanbeibierenzhangkong，youqishizheizhongwulunzijizaizuoshenme，beihouzongyouyishuangyanjing，nenggoudongchatameifenmeihaodeganjue！
这令姜怀十足不爽！
“嘶......”
jianxiaoshaoyefahuo，liudashengdunshihedelianseshabai，ejiaoshangdoudadelenghanjiuxiangshibuyaoqianyiban，pilipalawangxiagun。
xiayimiao，zhijiantafeishuoyongzhongdeshenti，jingzhijiezaicheliguilexialai，yongjidechexiangneidunshibeitashenshangdefeirouduiman！
“shaoyexinu......zhei，zheibuguanxiaorendeshiera，shidaguanjiadezhininlaizhoujiazhihou，danxinnindeanwei，pazhoujiaderenduininbuli，suoyizheicai......”
liudashengdouruokangshai，xinlitouneijiaoyigeyoukushuobuchu。
laizhiqiantajiutingshuolezheiweixiaoshaoyepiqihenda，erqiehaidunguojianyu，kendingbushishenmeshancha。
ke，rujinqinzimiandui，tahaishibeicongjianghuaishenshangsanfachulaideneiguqishijizhenjingdaole！
neishiyizhongzenyangdeyanshen......
jiuhaoxiang，ganggangzhiyaotadanganyouyigezishuodebudui，zijijiuhuisuishidiudiaoxiaomingyiban！
“......zheiweixiaoshaoye，jianzhitaikongbule。”
calecaetoushangdelenghan，liudashengdizhetou，buganhejianghuaiduishi，xinzhonganandigu：“bizhiqianlaishichadeneiweidashaoyedeqichanghaiyaoqiangda，si，zheizhongren......”
“weilaichengjiubukexianliang！”
xiangdaozheixie，liudashenglimazhengsekaikou：“xiaoshaoyeninjinguanfangxin，shuxiajueduimeiyouyaojianshinindexiangfaheyitu，ruguoninbuxihuan，shuxiakeyilikexiaoshi！”
“......”
kanzheguizaineilideliudasheng，jianghuaichenmoxujiu，zhongyuhuanhuandiantou：“xianqilaiba。”
“是。”
wenyan，liudashengrumengdashe，jinbengzhedeshenjingzheicaifangsong。
“wotingshuo，zhouwanroushinimen......shihuayijituanqixiadeqianyueyiren？”
touguotieyoudanshimodechechuang，jianghuainingshizhebuyuanchudezhoujia。
duanduansannian，zhoujiakaozhetazaijianyulidechikangyancai，guoshanglerujindafudaguiderizi！
cengjingneigejinyoubaipingfangdexiaoyuanzi，rujinyechengweilezhandiqianpingdehaozhai！
wucenggaodexishixiaoyanglou，yuanluolisuichukejiandemingguihuacao，haiyouchengqundebaoan24xiaoshizhouyexunluo。
zheiyiqiedeyiqie，kandejianghuaixinlidouhenyitaotian！
zheiyijiarenmingmingzaidayingziji，huititahaohaozhaoguwaipohou，quechuerfaner。
mingmingtamenyouzhehuabuwanderonghuafugui、jinyiyushi！
shenzhijiulianyangdeyitiaogou，chidedoushijiqiankuaiyidaidejinkougouliang！
ke，quenengfangrenwaipodongsizaizheigebinglengdedongye！
yanzhengzhengdekanzhelaorenjiajichanglulu，beiesizaineigemeiyouwendudeyewan！！
你们，好歹的心肠！
“yijiazi......chusheng！”
fenglidezhijiajijinqianrupirou，jianghuainulikongzhizheyaochongxiaqusharendechongdong，yandixinghong。
tajianzhibuganxiangxiang，zheijinianwaipomeiyoulezijidexiaoxi，duziyirenzhongriquansuozaineipolanpenghuli，gaiyouduomejuewang。
erzheiyiqie，quandoushibaizhoujiasuoci！
周婉柔！
“woyidingyaorangnifuchucishengdouwufachanghaidedaijia！”
xindinuhou，tongshijianghuaidemuguangyezaiciluozaileliudashengshenshang，dengdaiduifangjichudaan。
“......zhei，hui…huixiaoshaoye，ninshuodemeicuo。”
liudashengyouxiebuganhejianghuaiduishi，xiaoxinkaikou：“ninzhiqianzaijianyulimian，zhoujiaderiziguodebingbusuanfuzu。suoyidaguanjiajiupairenlailejituanyitang，jiaowobazhouwanrouxiaojieqianyuexialai。”
“tingshuoshixiangrangninzaichulaizhihou，shenghuodegenghaoyixie。”
mianduijianghuai，tabugansahuang，yiwuyishidebasannianqianzhouwanroushizenyangjinruhuayijituan，haiyoutazheixienianzaigongsineidebiaoxian，doujiangdeqingqingchuchu。
然而，
tingwanzheiyiqiedejianghuai，meijiaoqueshirenbuzhuhenhenzhouleqilai。
“nishishuo，zhouwanrouzhisuoyinengjinhuayi，shiyinweijiangzhilineilaodongxifahuale？”
“当然！”
liudashenglisuodangrandediantou：“ruguobushidaguanjiaxialing，jiupingzhouwanrou......e，shaoyeninfurendeyanjiheshengwang，shiwanquanmeizigejiaruhuayide。”
tahaibuzhidaojianghuairujinhezhouwanrouzhijiandeguanxi，suoyizaishuozheifanhuadeshihou，mingxianyouxiexinxu。
jianghuaidaoshibujieyizheige，meitouyining：“zheimeshuo，zheiyiqiegenbenjiuhezhaotaimeiyourenheguanxi？”
“a？shaoyeninshuodezhaotaishishei？”
liudashengyilianmengbi，xianglebantiancaiyipainaomen，huangrandawu：“ninshuodeyinggaishizhaodeyundeneigebaijiaerziba？tasuangepia！”
“zanmenhuayijituankeshidaxiazuidingjiandeyirengongsi，qixiadenageyirenlinchulaibushigedinggedegaozhiliang？”
“yaoshimeidianzhenbenshi，bieshuoshizhaotai，jiusuanshitadieqinzilaishuohuale，neiyemeiyong！”
“原来如此。”
dezhilezheiyiqiedejianghuai，zuijiaoweiweishangyang。
tabenyiweizhouwanroushikaozhezhaotai，caiyoulerujindediweimingqi，kemeixiangdao......
yuanlaizheikansicongmingdenvren，shizeyezhibuguoshirenjiaguzhanglidewanwu！
beirenbaipiaolehaizizuocongmingdezaineiguitian！
当真可笑愚蠢至极！
“haole，wohezhouwanroumashangjiuyaolihunle，niyongbuzheneimedanxin。”yanjianduifanghaizaiweijuzhiqiandeshiyan，jianghuai‘haoxin’tixing。
“什、什么？”
liudashengmianseyizheng，jinjiezhelimafanyingguolai，zhangyuleyikouqi：“shaoye，shuxiamingbai。”
“hehehe，nihencongming。”
pailepaiduifangdejianbang，jianghuaituikaichemen，zaicilashangneigepopolanlandexinglixiang，touyebuhui：“tongzhinideren，buxuzaigenzhewo，shijidaolewoziranhuiqujituanzhaoni！”