第1章
“guoqingdafangjia！xiazisuanming，jiemengkangua，xiaozaiqifu，xinlaokehutongtongshijiukuaijiu，shijiukuaijiumaibulechikuimaibuleshangdang，zouguozheigecunjiumeiyouzheigediange！”
daizheyuanpianmojingdenvhai，zuozaidibanshangyaohe，yibiannazhepushanshanfeng。
suiranchuanzheputongmeiyoudaban，danshitapifubaixi，shenziyoumei，youqineiyanhongdezuichungewaixingmu。
“nianjiqingqingbuzhaogewendinggongzuo，chulaizhaoyaozhuangpian，ai......kexiakexi......”
“shia，woyaoshitama，zaojiubatazhuahuijiahaohaojiaoyuyifanle！”
huayingangluo，lianggeheiyidahanjiujiangnvhaijialeqilai，zhitingnvhaikoulirangrangwobuhuijia！wobuhuijia！
lurenyiduishi，xinweiyixiao。
楚家。
“xianzaiyouliangtiaolujinixuan，diyitiao，kanzhenimaqusi，diertiao，jiajiqinjiaquchongxi，nizijixuanba！”
“别动我妈！”
chucijinjinyaozhuxiachun，kanxiangyanqiansuoweichujiadezhengpaifurenqiuya。
“neinibiantigeerchongxiquba。”
bujiuqian，qinjialaotaitaiqusuanming，guaxiangzhimingchujianverruguojiaguoquchongxi，qinjiadashaoyeqinmolinkenenghuisuxing。
苏醒他妹啊！
douyijingchengzhiwurenqinianle，bachengmeijiule。
jiaguoqujiuxiangdangyushouhuogua，yibeizidoubunenglihunhuodeziyou！
erchujianengjiadezhiyoutazheigesishengnv，chuci。
“cier，zhenshiweiqunile。”
shuozhe，chuhaoxuannachuleyizhangzhipiaodizailechucishouli。
chuhaoxuanxianglaitengaitadedanverchuge，zenmekenengshedetajia。
pengdaozheiyangderenzhafuqin，chucizuililenglengpiaochuyiju，jianima。
danshimeiyoubanfa，muqinyuanyideleruxianai，zhuzaiyiyuanlixuyaoqian，tazhinengshoulechuhaoxuandeqian，dayingquchongxi。
babaiwan......xianbaqiannashang，jiebujiehunlingwaizaishuo。
qinjiaanpaileyiliangjiazhangbandelinkenlaijieta，kailezhengzhengwugexiaoshi，caidaodaqinjia。
hexiangxiangzhongdewanquanbuyiyang。
chucihaiyiweishishenmejinbihuihuangdegongdian，jieguozhishiyigeputongdebieshu，buguozaixikan，zuoqinglong，youbaihu，shanshuihuanrao，fengshuishanglaishuoshijiqishiheyangshenzhidi。
yiweigonggongjingjingdelaoguanjiajiangtalingjinmenyihou，zhishaoshijigerendoukanxianglechuci。
好家伙！
buzhidaodehaiyiweitashibeiguankandedongwuni。
“楚瓷是吧？”
popomuqinshangxiadaliangleyifanchuci，bushiwaigualiezaojiuxing。
“nijiwohaohaosihouwoerzi，ruguonibushoufudao，woyoudeshifazizhengsini。zuihaoyinianzhinei，jiwomenqinjiakaizhisanye～”
她没有听错吧？
popopabushizaikaiwanxiao，yigetangleqiniandezhiwuren，hainengshenghaizi？！
pashishengyunenglizaojiusangshile。
popohaixiangshuoshenme，beiqinlaotaitaijidaduanle，taqinqiedelazhechuciguoqu，“haohaizi，nibiepa，zhiyaonihaohaozhaogumolin，womenqinjiajueduibuhuikuidainide。”
laoguanjiadedaolaotaitaishiyihou，lingzhechucijinleloudingdefangjian。
kanzhechuangshangdenanren，chucixinlimianshishuobuchulaidesuanse。
zheijiushitadehunli......
meiyoulitang，meiyouhunshalifu，meiyouqinpenghaoyou......
zhiyouanjingtangzaichuangshangdezhiwurenlaogong，haiyouneitebiezhayanhefengcidexizi。