zouzaiyeshitanzishang，gesemeiweidexiaochitanzi，xinaoderenqun，yaohedeshangfan，yipairenao。
tamaileyifenjiala，jiachoudechoudoufu，haochidetayanjingdoumiqilai。peishangyibeitiannidezhenzhunaicha，yikouhexiaqu，zhengkekudiudiuzhoubabadexinzangdoubeizhiyule。
yanxizhibuzhidaozijiduojiumeiyouganshouguozheizhongfangsongziyoule。
guangleyihuiertaleile，dabaoleyixieshaokao，linleliangpingpijiu，huiqujiudian。
回到房间。
tafangxiachide，quxishoujianxishou，yitaitou，kandaojingzilipisanzhedetoufaxia，yizhangcangbaidelianshang，neizhongchenglehetaoyiyangdeyupaoyan。
a……deyixiachadianbazijihesi。
“jingzilidezheigechounvrenshishei？shishei？shishei？jueduibushiyanxizhineigecengjingyinshencaimeimaoermingdongjiangdadeke**……
shimofa，shishenlaotaineigewupoyongtaedudemofa，badameinvyanxizhibianchengzheifuchouyangzide！wuwuwu……kee！
buguobupa，tiaochuneigemozhaozhihou，yanxizhihuizhongxianmeilida~”
tazijiyanleyihuier，xilebalianjiuquchidongxile。
youzizidemalakaochuan，peishangyibeibingshuangdepijiu，jianzhijuele。
zaikankanyezhuqunlidexiaoxi，tapopoyijingbasangziganmaoyanle，feishuojintiandezaoyushitadongshoudade，madayegenmadaniangdouzaiqunlijitachengqing。
haiyoujuanzidengqitalinju，zaikongsushenlaotaidegezhongzuixing，hahaha。
shenlaotaidesangzibieshuomaoyanle，jiushipoledoumeiyong，pingshitatanlehaibulaoshi，zhengriwuyanhuiyuderensheyijingzuozu，ertanilaishunshou，jingjingyeye，xindishanliangderensheyezaoyishenrurenxin。
wupingwuzhengde，chulezijisheihuixintayigemeidaodemeiliangxindeedupopo？
a……renshengyuanlaiyekeyizheimehuanle。
退出微信群。
kanleyihuierzijideduanshipinshejiaozhanghao，faxianjiuzheimeyiwanshang，siwugexiaoshideshijiana。
评论已经过万了。
zheipoxihuatitaiyoutaolundianle。
dadoushidaokushuidejiemeimen。
tadianleyixiasousuo，faxianzijigenpopodeduihuabeiyingxiaohaozuoleqiepianxilijieshuola。
“jiarenmen，zheishiguoxiaojiaodeshihoushunbianguolexiaonaoba，yibozhuzhiwenbeizijizhaoguleliuniantanhuanzaichangdepopo，zhangfuyaogenzijilihun，popozenmekan，poposhuowohaohaoyigetongnandaerzi……zheishishenmejingsonghuatia？”
guangshiyigetongnandaerzi，jiuyoujiqiantiaopinglun。
yanxizhizhenjingdefaxianlezijipoposhenshangyinzangdejudaliuliang。
aaa……yiqiantashiyouduochun，meiyoubapopomatadeneixiehuayuanyinbofanga，yaoshifangchulai，zijidefensishubudechengyishia？
zheipotiandefugui，xianzaizhenghailaidejima？
xizhizheigeshihouyebukunle，ganjinzhenglizhiqiandejiankongshipin，haozaitababijibendiannaoyedaizhele，fangbiantajianji。
mingtianbunengzhibo，fangyiduanpopodejipinfayan，kankanxiaoguo。
e……houtaidesixinliyijingyouniaopen，chengrenzhiniaoku，gentanhuanhuanzhedefanshenshenqishenzhilunyizhaotahezuole。
yanxizhijianzhiyaoxiaosile。
yaozhidaojipinpopozheimenengxiliang，tabujieyi，taduomamatade，fanzhengtayebuhuibeimadiaoyikuairouxiaqu！
cishideyanxizhitangzaiwuxingjijiudiandedachuangshang，yuxingfenzhizhonggunlaigunqu，jiujiubunengpingjing。
keshizaiyaozhendeshenlaotaijiubutaihaole。
tamarenmadexiong，sangzidouganmaoyanle，tamayihuierjiuyaohejikoushui，xizhijitagudingdeertongbaowenzhangxiguanshuihu，queshiyiwaitoujiunenghedao。
hezhehezhe，shuijiujiandile，baowenhukanbujianlimiandeshuiliang。
erqiechuleyanxizhizhenmeirenzaihuzheimeduodexijie，shijianbuzaole，dajiachigua，yebunengdanwumingtianshangban。
于是就都回去了。
dengtajiadamenbeiguanshang，hainengyinyinyueyuetingdaotadezhoumashengni，danshi，sheiguanta！
zhiliuxiayigerenzaijiadeshenlaotaimaleyihuier，zaiheshui，jiufaxianbaowenhulideshuibeitaheganle，kongdangdefangzilizhiyoutayigeren。
tayouganjuedaoleyixiekongju，xinqingjinzhangdeqingkuangxia，tabenlaijiubunengzilidaxiaobian，kongzhidoukongzhibuzhu，yushijiutingzhehualalade……
沈老太就尿床了。
kongqizhongmimanzherehuhudesaochouweier，gengzaogaodeshi
yanxizhizoudeshihougenbenjiumeiyoujitahuanzhiniaoku，tabakuzibeizidouniaoshile。
taxianghanren，keshihuiyingtadezhiyoukongdangdangdekongqi，bierengengbuhuiyinweitadehanjiaoganguolai。
buyihuier，taqichuanyuyude，jiuyoutingdaolehualaladeshuisheng。
hairehuhude，buyihuierjiuliangsousoudele，haihensaochou。
“aaa……yanxizhinizheigeedudexiaochangfu，niheilexingandequededongxi……”
linjumenyoutingdaode，doutangzaibeiwolizemashenlaotaibushidongxi，dabanyeleyebuxiaoting，zheishixizhipingshijitaweidetaibao，zhongqishizu，maleyiwanshanglehaibuting。
jiudeetajidun，buranmingtiandajiayebiexiangxiuxihaole。
zhuantianzaoshangxizhiqidianzhongbeijiudiandejiaoxingfuwujiaoxing，tazaishufudedachuangshanggunlegunqilaiquxishuchuanyifu。
beileyigebao，nazhefangkaqulouxiachizaocan。
zheigedian，cantingli，haimeiyoujigeren。
xizhikuaisuxuanlefengshengdezaocan，kaichi。
yidunzaocanzuzuchilebangexiaoshi。
zheishitazidazhaogushenlaotaizhihou，diyiciruciyouxiandechizheiyangfengshengdezaocan，yuanlaimanmanchifan，zhendexinqingyukuai。
chibaole，tanalepingkuangquanshuicongwaimiansaoleyiliangxiaohuangchequleshenshuchendegongsi。
前台！
“nihao，woyaozhaoshangwubudezongjianshenshuchenshenzong！”
qiantai**：“qingwenningenshenzongjianyouyuyuema？”
xizhiweiweiyixiao，shaoweitigaoledianyinliangshuodao：“meibanfayuyue，shenzongjianlaheilewosuoyoudelianxifangshi，woyeshimeibanfacaizhaolaide。
tamabingdekuaiyaosile，xiangyaojiantazuihouyimian，keshiwozenmeyelianxibushangtashenshuchen，mafan**jiejidagedianhuawenwenta，jianbujianba！”
qiantaiweiweiyileng，“qingwenninshi？”
yanxizhi：“jijiangbeitasaodichumendelaopo。”
zheibiandeduihuashengyinqingxi，xinxiliangjuda。
neiyishuangshuangbaguadeyanjingshanzhelvguangjiukanguolaile，erduoyegentanceqisideshuqilai。
……
madaniangqubangzheerxifuersongxiaosunziqule，shunbianbangzhequshangbandeerzierxifushoushishoushiwuzi，xixiyifu。
jiubajishenlaotaiweifandehuoerliujilemadaye。
doushizheibasuishuderenle，jiushiweigefan，xiangzheyemeisha，madayedaolebadianbancaikaimenquleshenlaotaijia。
yijinwuzijiushiyigusaochouweier！
“yanxizhinizheigexiao**，zhongyugunhuilaile！dengwoshujunhuilai，woyidingrangtachousinigehuaixingandelanhuo。”
madayeyijinmenjiutingdaozheibukanruerdezhouma。
“nishuonizheigeren，renjiaxiaoyanhaiyaozenmesihounia，nizheigezuizenmejiuzheimequedeni？”
“laoma？nigelaowangbadan，zheimexiangzheneigexiao**，shibushineige**genniyouyituia？”
“hunzhang！manzuihushuobadao！nihaiyouliqimaren，kanlaishibue，nijixumaba！”
madayeqideliantonghong，xueyadoubiaogaole。
chumendeshihoudouyaohuangle。
zhengqiaopengshanglechumendexiaojuanjialiangkouzi。
madayedouyaobeiqikule。
zijiqingqingbaibaileyibeizi，beigelaotaipozaohuangyao，budanwumieleziji，zheibushiyeyaohuilerenjiaxiaoyanma？