第2章
dushebandeshixian，ranglousuiantiaojianfanshe，jiangbishuailechuqu。
zheihunsheiailisheiliba，fanzhengtabulile。
听人劝，吃饱饭。
jinshaoyedanmoqishen，jianqibi，ditouzaipangbiandehetongshangshileshi，“daxiaojie，niyoufashenmefeng。”
tahenbunai，yuqidanmo，“bishuaihuaile，jintianlibulele，bushisheidougenniyiyangxiande。”
【wozuozheng，bimeihuai！dafanpaijiushibuxianglihun。】
【lousuianzenmebabidiuchuqulea？tabushiyizhidoujizhelihunma？】
【sheizhidaoni？fanzhengtayizhidouxiangyichushiyichude。】
lousuianzailianainao，yebuhuigenzhedanmushuodejubenzoule。
tabenjiushiyigezisideren，lianaizhishidiaoweipin。
shizaishixiangbutong，tazaineigesuoweidexiaoshuojuqinglizenmezheimefengkuang，shenzhiyewufagongqingcongqiandeziji，jianzhixiangshibeixialejiangtouyiyang。
lousuianlianlianyaotou，“wobuyaolihunle。”
jinshaoyejifeng，“zenme，youyoushenmexinhuayangle？haishijuedebaifenzhishiyaoshaole？”
jinshaoyewangqianyibu，heisedepixiexiangshicaizailousuiandelianshang，yanzhongdebuxiehechaofengnonglie，ruguobushiyoudanmu，lousuianzenmekenenghuirenweijinshaoyeshixihuanzijide。
kebuzhiweihe，lousuianjingranjuededanmushuoderucihuangtangdeganqing，shizhende。
yidanzhidaoxiehuaijingdezhenmianmu，duibixialai，jingranyejuede。
jinshaoyechuledusheledian，henliledian，meishenmebuhaode。
靳邵野眼神微眯。
“lousuian，wojinshaoyebushinidegou，bushinixiangzenmeyangjiuzenmeyangde，nixianglihunwojiudejininihetong，nibuxianglihunlewojiudeyaonishima？niyiweizijimeilihendama？”
lousuianxinyidong，juedingshitanyixia。
“ai，wobenlaishibuxianglihunle，ganggangjuedenizheirenhaibucuo，jirannixiangli，woyebuqiangqiu，woqushufangnabi......”
lousuianzhanqishen，jiuyaozou。
jinshaoyefennu，“lousuian，nidanglihunshiguojiajiama？jintianyaoshibuli，yihoujiubietiantianchaozheyaolihun。”
tabilebiyan，“wonaixinyouxian。”
yuanlaidanmushuodeshizhende。
suirantazuililianshangjinshibunaifan，keguigenjiedi，conglidaowai，touluchulaidezhiyouyigeyisi——
他不要离婚。
【nanerquanshenshangxiazuiyingdejiushizuile......duile，shuodaoying......】
【wojuedezheigegenghenbuzunzhongnanxing，erqieyetebiebuhao，mingmingnvshengbeizheiyangshuoyehenbuhao，dajiakanxiaoshuonengbunengfadianjijiyangguangdeneirong。duile，shuodaojiji......】
【niliangshuodezheizhonggengrangrengandaobushufu，duile，shuodaoshufu......】
【worenweiwomenhaishibuyaolaowanzheizhonggeng，bijingzheiduiwangluohuanjingyingxiangtingdade，duile，shuodaoda......】
lousuiannulibuqutingzheixiechongmanlewuyanhuiyudedanmu，zhengsedao，“wobuli，xianghenihaohaoguorizile，yiqianshiwobudongshi，yihouwobuhuizaishangnidexinle。”
jinshaoyenaqilihunxieyi，“niqueding？”
“确定已经肯定！”
大傻子才不确定。
“suini，woyaoqugongsile。”
zoudaomenkou，jinshaoyehuitou，yiguanyanshidelianshangshanguoyidiantanjiu，yuqihenshilengmo：“nainaineimexihuanni，yizhibuzantongwomenlihun，nijiranjuedingle，jiubiezairangnainaidanxinle，buranwobuhuifangguoni。”
shuowan，jinshaoyetouyebuhuidilikai。
jinshaoyedefanyingyoudianchuhuyiliao。
lousuianbumingbai，jiranjinshaoyexihuanta，neiweishenmemeiyouyidiankaixinhuozhejingxi。
【lousuian：tahaolengdanjinshaoye：xianzaipaotaimanhuibuhuixiandebujinchi。】
【naneryitinglousuianyaofenshou，paodefeikuai，shengpanvergaizhuyihahahaha。】
【jinshaoyebiaomianyundanfengqing，shizezhibengongsisuizhijihahahaha。】
【zhuli（yihuonaotou）：laobanjintianweishenmeduizhesuizhijishaxiao？】
楼岁安无语。
这个大闷骚。
yebunengguaitacongqianneimetaoyanjinshaoye。
buzhangzui，haizuijian，huogai。
dianhualingshengxiangqi，shixiehuaijing。
lousuiangengshifennu，ganggangzhuyilidouzaijinshaoyeanliantazheijianshiqingshang，hulvelezheigezaizhong。
谢怀京。
taxihuantabanian，buzeshouduanyeyaohetazaiyiqi，xiehuaijingbiaomianyexihuantahetawencunhaishishanmeng，shizedoushiliyong。
tayebuxiangguanxiehuaijingyouduodadenengliheyexin。
wandaotatoushangleneitajiugaiqusi。
lousuianjieqidianhua，lengxiao，“zenmele？”
xiehuaijingjiaojiyoudanyou，“anan，baoqianzuowanshoujiguanjilemeiyoujiedaodianhua，zenmele？”
语气实在太真切了。
【nanzhuzheicaozuo666，yibianliyongnvpeiyibianzhuangshenqing，zhenshihaoshouduan，shizezuotianjiushitaqinshoubalousuiansongshangjinshaoyedechuangde，lousuianzaijinshaoyechuangshangdeshihou，tayezailoumanchuangshang，xianzaizhuangjisheikan？】
【buaikanbiekan，zheibenshubenlaijiushixinjipinkunanzhuhebuzeshouduanshangweinvzhudeshuangqiangcp，sheirangnvpeisilianainaode？tayaoshibulianainaonengbeiliyong？】
【nvpeidouhenanpeishuiguole，zenmenengpeideshangnanzhua。】
【nvzhu：woyaoying；nanzhu：woyaoying；nvpei：woyaoaiqing......nvpeishican，danlianainaozhendemeijiu......】
【danmubiechaole，zheishujiushibisheigengmeixiaxian！】
lousuianbenlaixiangzhijiemasizheigeshabi，danshizhuannianyixiang，zheiyangtaibianyitaleba。
taxiao，youdaizheshitan，“nizenmehuijiebudaodianhuani？buhuishibeizhewozaihesheitouqingba？”
“zenmekeneng！woduinidexinanannishimingbaide，zheizhongwanxiaoyidiandoubuhaoxiao！”
xiehuaijingbuzhidao，tabuzirandeshihouyusujiuhuibiankuai，congqiandelousuianyewanquanbuhuiquxixiangxiehuaijinghuiqipianziji。
楼岁安不再说话。
xiehuaijingyoushuo，“rangnihuaiyiwoshiwobudui，zhiqiantaimangle，gongsigangqibu，mangdejiaobuzhandi，danwozuozheiyiqiedoushiweileni，woxianzaihaibuzuyijinihenhaodeshenghuo，nihuitiliangwodeduima？”
lousuianweixiao，“hui。”
你妈。
xiehuaijingshulekouqi，jixuanfulousuian，“anan，jintianwohaohaopeinihaobuhao。”
lousuianbeiexinhuaile，danbiaomianhaideweichi。“nihenmangdehua，buyonghuashijianlaizhaoguwodexinqingde，woyehuiqingjinquanlibangnide。”
xiehuaijing：“xiexieni，anan，dengwogongsishangshi，wojiuquni。”
lousuianyoudianxiangtu，renzheexincetou，“nixiayibujihuashishenme？xuyaowozheimezuo？”
jianlousuianzheigetaidu，xiehuaijingchedifangxiaxinlai，zhongyukaishitanbaizijidemude。
“wozuijinzaizuoyigeaijiehemeizhuangdeappxiangmu，mingjiao“huanyan”，danxuyaojinshaoyegongsiduyoudezhuanlijishuzhichi......”
houmiandehuatameishuo，lousuianyedong。
shuoqilailousuiankebuzhiyicizheiyangbangxiehuaijing。
【jiushicongzheigeshihoukaishi，xiehuaijingkaozhejinshaoyedezhichi，ranghuanyanchengweiyixianpinpaixiangmu，ziyuanhegupiaodoudapanqifei，erjinshaoyequezaixiehuaijing、lousuianheloumandehezuoxia，beiyibubuwajie。】
【meishi，jinshaoyehoumianyinaishenghen，jiushixiehuaijing、loumanhejinshaoyeyiqiduifulousuianle。】
【dengxiehuaijinggongsishangshideneitian，jiushilousuianjiaporenwangzhongpanqinlideshihou。】
楼岁安笑了。
“huaijing，nizhidaoma？zheigejishu，shijinshaoyeshanggexingqicongguowaigongsimaiduanguolaide，nisuoyaodejishu，guangqianjiuhualebageyi，bieshuoyixilieliansuohezuo。”
“nixianzaijingranxiangbaipiao？”
xiehuaijingmeichajuedaolousuianhuayulidebunai，jixuyouhong，“wozhendehenxuyaozheigezhuanlijishu，anan，nihuibangwodeduibudui？zheigezhuanliyijingbeijinshaoyelongduanle，wozaixiangmaiyebukenengmaidaole，sheirangjinshaoyetaxianwoyibu，woqueshimeibanfa。”
tadunledun，chakaihuatiwen，“duile，zuowannidaodiyoushenmeshizhaowoyaanan？”
他是故意的。
【nanzhuzhenxinheia，zaiyouqiuyunvpeideshihou，keyiyoujiazhuangbujingyidetiqizuowan，nvpeiyoubuganchengrenzijihejinshaoyeniangniangjiangjiangle，neibuhaoyisizhinengbeirennaniele。】
【haobiaozhundeyiduoheilianhuaa。】
lousuianxilexibizi，weiqu，“huaijing，wozuotianbeirenxiayaole，xiangjinidadianhuarangnilaijiewode。”
xiehuaijinglenglexia，lianmangshuo，“neijinshaoye！pengnile？houmianzenmejieyaode？”
“ng，taqiangpolewo，huaijing，woyinggaizenmebana。”
谢怀京沉默了。
danmuyechenmolehaojimiao。
【bushi，tazenmechengrenle？】
【zheigejubenzenmehewozhiqiankandebuyiyang？】
lousuianpiaoliangdeshuangyanfanzheleihua，chuchudongren，danmuchayidetongshibuyouweizhidongrong。
lousuiancuicuxiehuaijing，“nishuohuaya，nibuhuishixianwozanglebahuaijing，wo，woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，jiuzheiyangle。”
xiehuaijingtaiyangxuetutuzhitiao，“zenmehuixianqinini，zhishi，woyixiangdaotapengleni，wojiuxiangshaleta，anan，nibangwobazheigezhuanlinaguolai，wotinibaochou。”
taduomefenhendeyuqi，lousuianzhixiangxiao。
lousuian：“neiniweishenmebubangwochutou！xiehuaijing，wozhenshikancuoleni，nishigenanrenma！”
“anannitingwoshuo......”xiehuaijingkubukanyan，“jinshaoyedongdongshouzhijiunengniansiwo，woyeyaoxianyouhetaduikangdezibena，nibierenxing。”
yebuzhidaojintianlousuianshichishenmezhayaole，yiqianlousuiandoushiweitamingshicongde，gengbieshuozaizijilikuideqingkuangxia。
nandaozuotianbalousuiansongshangjinshaoyechuangdezheibuqizoucuolema？
yidiandoumeiyoufahuigaiyoudexiaoguo。
lousuian“o”leyisheng，“haoba，nishuodeyeshi。”
tazhenshichedikanqinglexiehuaijingxuweidemianmu，jiezhefanfulacheyezhibuguoshixiepuatadexuweihuashubale。
xiehuaijingjingxi，“guaianan，bangwonadaozhuanli，wojiunengqunile，daoshihoujinimaidazuanjie，gezidan。”
楼岁安翻白眼。
guaduandianhua，tacongchoutizhongfanchuyigeyilaguanhuan。
lvzhideyilaguanhuanzaidengguangxiafanzhelianjiadeguang，bianyuanhaiyouxiemaoci，kanshangqudijiyoukexiao。
dangchuxiehuaijingyishenqiongsuanweishi，maibuqizuanjie，zhinengmaideqikele。
danxiguidi，duitafashi，“dengwoyihouyouqianle，jiujinimaidazuanjie，xianzaixiannazheigedaitiyixia，anan，dengwo。”
她还傻乎乎地信了。
keshixiehuaijingzaojiunengmaideqizuanjiele，xianzaitasuiranhaimeiyouduodadeziben，kezaoyikeyiyongyigejiwandeputongzuanjiedaitizheigeyilaguanhuanle。
jinshaoyesongdejiezhibeitashuaiguowushuci，yediuguowushuci，meicidiudiaojinshaoyedouhuijitamaixinde。
quandouyiyishenghui，guangmangcuican。
erzheimeiyilaguanhuanzaoyizaisuiyueliyanghuafahei。
lousuianfanshoujiangyilaguanhuandiudaolajitongli。
晦气。