第五章井老贼的戏
daniangchenlijuanyeyishidaotadedongzuoyoudiantuwu，bianmangzhejieshi：“shanggeyuedingdanchulewenti，congniangjianaledianqian，gongrendegongzibunengtuo。”
yuanlaishijigongrenfagongziyongde。
moshandizhetou：“zheijinianduokuilenile，nifangxin，dengchangzixiaoyihaole，zheixieqianwokendinghaijininiangjiaren，lianbendailijiarenqing，doudehaiqingle。”
suihoumanmanyibeijiu，yikoumenle。
moxiaoyubendasuanxingshiwenzuide，quemeixiangdabodaniangdechujinghuizaogaodaozheizhongchengdu。
shijinianqian，dabokaideshibaomahedeshimaotaizhudeshiyibaiwushipingdefangzi，xianzaizhuozishangfangdeshierguotou，shibakuaiqianyiping。
shenshangzhiyouyiqiankuaidexianjin，haishizuotianquchulaiqingchenwenchifande，meiyongdao。
linzouqiantoutouzangzailedaniangdezhentoudixia，yesuanshijinleyifenxiaoxin。
menkou，moxiaoyuxiangdaoleshenmewen：“geni？haimeihuilaini？”
moshanshayemeishuo，qichongchongdehuichejianle。
chenlijuanyaozhetou，tanqi：“tayelianghaojinianmeishuohuale，nidaboneipiqiniyezhidao，feirangerzidangxuetuzuojianzi，nigebutongyi，paoqunanfangchuangyele。”
moxiaoyuwunaideshuoleju：“nianqingrenyounianqingrendexiangfa，dabohuixiangtongde。”
tanenglijiegegedezuofa，dabohaoledabanbeizi，nanbuchengzijiyeyaohaoxiaqu？
tamenzheidainianqingren，duidafuchundeganqingbunengshuomeiyou，danhenbo。pingshenmenimenkangbuqidedanzi，yaorangwomentiao？
这不公平。
congdabojiahuiyiyuan，zhenghaojingguogongsi，moxiaoyuxiangzheshundaobalizhideshierbanle。
gangdaogongsilouxia，jiukandaolechenwen，zhengnazheyigewenjianjiawangwaizou，miansejiangying。
“awen。”moxiaoyuhanleyisangzi，chenwentingjianlianshanglimalouchuxiao。
“nizheimemeizaiyiyuan？budoushuolewobangninonghaosongyiyuanqu？”chenwenxiezheyan，yilianhuaiyikanxiangmoxiaoyu。
“biexiacai，wogang......wogangqushichaleshichazanmenguojialaozihaoqiyedefazhanqingkuang，zhenxinshenyou。”
“说人话行不行？”
“woquwodaboneikanlekan，bietile，zheihuixinlihainanshouni。”
chenwenfanlegebaiyan，paipaimoxiaoyudejianbang：“meishi，zainanshouyejiuyihui，wohaibulejieni。zou，qingwohekafei，kele。”
budengmoxiaoyufanbo，chenwenlazhemoxiaoyujiuqulepangbiandekafeiguan，shenshoucongbaolinachujifenziliaodijimoxiaoyu。
lizhishenqing、gongzijiesuanqingdandoushixieshouxu，chenwenyijingbanhao，jiudengmoxiaoyuqianzile。
moxiaoyumeizenmexikan，zhijienabiqianshangzi。
“shengxiadejiuzuodengcaiwudagongzile，bielouzhe，jintianwoqingnichihaode。”
liangrenzaikafeiguanhelelianggeduoxiaoshidekafei，niaihuazaiyiyuan，moxiaoyuzhenmeishenmehaodanxinde，tazaineifandaogengxianggediandengpao。
hewankafei，huijiabangbamahezijinalejijianhuanxideyifu，youqushangchangmailebatangyi。
“yiyuanmeichuang？”chenwenwenta。
“you，jiuyizhang，bunengrangniaihuatong.zhishuishafaba？neishafashuiyiwanshangrendoukuaifeile，shuijuehaideshizheizhongyingbande。”
chuleshangchang，batangyizhedieqilaifangjinchenwenhoubeixiang，moxiaoyuzheicaijuedenalibuduijing。
“nizenmebuqugongsi？chulaiyixiawu，jinglaozeibukounigongzi？”
chenwenxiaolexiao，congbaolinachulingyifenlizhishenqing：“laoniangbusihoule，wojuedeba......”
chenwenxiangbaoyuan，danzaimoxiaoyumianqianjiubaoyuanbuqilaile，biekanmoxiaoyuzheiliangtianyouxinchongchongde，danzheiguniangxinda，zaidadelangsanfenzhongzhunguoqu。
xiao：“wojuedeba，louxianeijiatangchaoliziyinggaizaiguangzhenkaibulefendian，zheixienianrangnitouweide，wodoulibulezheikoule。buzoule，meishimeijingbukegufu。”
moxiaoyulenglelengshen，yegenzhexiaole。
tazhidaoshiqingkendingbushichenwenshuodezheimejiandan，danzhiyufashengleshenme，moxiaoyuyelandewenle。
“zhenghao，zanmenlianghuangjindadang，guozhenziyiqizhaogongzuo。duile，nizhihoushadasuan？”
chenwenyileng：“nigangcaibudoushuole？nianxinzhaogulaomo，wozheizhenziyedefangsongfangsong，baolegemeirongban、jianfeiban，wodehaohaokaolaokaolaoziji。”
“你就乱花钱吧。”
chenwenbupang，suandeshangshencaihenhaode，renyezhangdechunjing，meirenyige。kezheiguniangyaoqiugao，congjingongsikaishijiulizhiyao“yizuijingyandemeizhengfuzuiyouqiandehuangjinwanglaowu”。
meirongbanjianfeiban，moxiaoyuyebujuedexinxian。qianglianggeyuechenwenbaolegangqinban，xuelesantian，zhengtianbeigangqinlaoshidadianhuazhuizhequshangke。
zheihuogancuibarenlaheile。
huidaoyiyuandeshihou，yijingshixiawuwudianduo，zhiniaihuazhengyanbabakanzhemenkou。
jianmoxiaoyulai，yipaidatui：“chounizinikesuanlaile，kanhaoniba，wohuiquzuofan。”
bazheichajiwangle，laomotong.zhiandianchifan，shijiniandouzheiyang。congyiyuandaojialaihuideyigeduoxiaoshi，jiashangzuofan，kebujiushijianjinpole。
zhunshizhundiandeshengwuzhong，moxiaoyuzheizhongnianqingrenwanquanlijiebule，bushielecaichifankelecaiheshuide？
niaihuahuijia，moxiaoyuzuozaichuangbianjilaomoboxiangjiaonongshuiguo。
laomobuchi，moxiaoyuyigejingerwangzijizuilisong，meidengniaihuahuilai，yizhuozishuiguojiandile。
“nichuqubantianganmaqule？”laomoturanwenmoxiaoyu。
moxiaoyuyixiazijinzhangqilai，shengyinchadiankake：“qugongsileyitang，ba，balizhishouxubanle。”
taxiangdaozheishier，haizhenjiufuyanleguoqu。zhenranglaomozhidaomoxiaoyuquledabomoshanjia，haijidaboliuleyiqiankuaiqian，buzhidaolaomonengfengchengshenmeyang。
moxiaoyuyegankai，dekuidangnianlaoliangkoumeiyaoertai，zhenyougedidimeimeide，tadoubuzhidaoyihouzenmechule。
funvliangliaoqiyiqiandeshier，laomodebiaoqingyekuansonglebushao。
shizaimeideliaole，moxiaoyunachuchenwenjitadeshouxuzixikanleliangbian。
jixiaogongziduokouleliubai，guaibudechenwenyelizhile，ganqingshiyinweizheige。
moxiaoyudounengxiangxiangdao，chenwenjincaiwushishizenmefabiaode。dangran，tameixiangdaochenwenhuiyibazhangdazaijingwenxuanlianshang。
buguanjieguoduobeican，neiyibazhangduichenwenlaishuoshizhendeshuang。
chenwenpiqibao，moxiaoyuyebushigeshancha，qishenquzoulangjiuyaojijingwenxuandadianhua，shiertadenongmingbai。
dianhuahaimeibotongni，yitaitou，jinglaozeiyijingzaiyanqianle。
“jinglao......ban，nilaizheierganshenme？”moxiaoyuchadiantuluzui。
jingwenxuandouledoushoushangdeyingyangpin：“nishuowolaiganma，moshuzhuyuanzheimedadeshier，wozaogailaikankan。”
budengmoxiaoyuqing，jingwenxuanzijijinle，babagenlaomolaojiachang，shuohaohua。
tingdemoxiaoyuyilengyilengde，ganjuejinglaozeibuzhidaobiezheshenmehuaini。
liaoleshijifenzhong，jinglaozeijiutoujiangle，laomodepiqi，chuletanvermoxiaoxuannengyazhiyidian，bierenxiangdoubiexiang，congtoudaoweijiumeijijinglaozeiyidianhaolianse。
jingwenxuanshiqu，zhaogejiekoulikai，bamoxiaoyujiaolechuqu。
“jinglaoban，ninjintianshichangnachu？”
jingwenxuanxiaozhe：“zenmeshuowoyiqianyeshinilaoban，yidianganqingdoumeiyou？”
“biebiebie，”moxiaoyumangbaishou，lianlianhoutui：“ninkebielaizheiyitao，youshenmeshierjiuzhishuo。”
jingwenxuanguoranshiyouqiuerlai。
gongsimingtianjiubanquguangzhen，chedouanpaihaole，wenjidegongsijingwenxuanmeidasuanmai，zhunbeirangnverjieshou，xiangzuodianshenmedoucheng。
zhidaomoxiaoyushiyounenglide，zaijiashangchenwen，youzheilianggerenfuzuonver，jingwenxuandexinjiusongleyibanle。
“jinglaoban，zheizhangrangnisuande，haizhenmingbai。niqianjiaokouwogongzi，houjiaojiurangwogenqubangninver，shiernengzheiyangbanme？”
井文轩尴尬了。