第1章
“baba，nizaina？nainaikuaibeigouyaosile！baba，xiaoxiaohaopa。”
jingtouliyigesiwusuidexiaonvhai，bingyangyangdexiaolianshang，bumanlebazhangyin。
xiaonvhaileiwangwangdedayanliquanshijingkong，duizhejigegongzigekukuaiqiu。
“shushu，qiuqiunimenle，fangguonainaiba！nainaidoukuaibeigouyaosile。”
jingtouhudeyigefanzhuan，qiehuandaodougouchang。
yimingbaifacangcangdelaonvrenmanshenshixue，jitiaobitequanzhengyaozhetafengkuangsiche。
laonvrenqilidecanjiao，dangtakandaojingtoushi，fachuyishengbeiming。
“xiaoshaoye，qianwan，qianwanbiehuilaia！shi......quantao！”
laoyupinjinquanli，yisixiapirouweidaijia，jiangbitequanshuaichuqu，tabianputongyisheng，yingzhejingtouguixia。
“xiaoshaoye，duibuqi，laopozimeinengbaohuhaonideqingurou！”
......
北境喜报。
shushiwanlongwuweijijielianhuan，juxingtouyingpingshangbofangzheshishixinwen，toutiaozhibo，wangluoqiwen。
yiduanchabo，yinqiquanyuanzhumu，shunjianreyi。
qiaofengkandaozheiduanshipin，naodaiwengdeyisheng，wanruqingtianpili，hongranjian，tayangtianzhangxiao，huapotianji。
qiaofengdasuanzaizheifengjiangyizhanzhihou，fengjinguayin。
huijiangzhou，lejieyixiajiuzhang。
结果，他还是晚了！
噗。
tieguzhengzhengdeta，penlekoulaoxue。
“干妈，小小！”
hong，qiaofengzhoushenbaofazhetaotiannuyi，shuangmouzhizhongbengfazheqiansuoweiyoudeshayi。
“kuai，kuaijiwozhunbeifeiji。”
shushiwanlongwuweiyanhannuhuo，yifentaotian，genzheqiaofengchongxiacaolianchang。
“殿主？”
“rangzanmentieqitapingtamen！！”
shushiwanlongwuweiyueyueyushi，qishuashuadetiqiang，gaoshenghehan。
honglong、honglong、honglong......
yeliandaba，wanpaoqiming。
“shashasha......”
喊杀震天。
“nimenzheishiganshenme？yaozaofanma？jiwogunhuiqu，zhenshoulongwangdian！”
qiaofengjiaobuyita，tiaoshangjipu。
“kuai......kuaiqujichang。”
tamianchensishui，renbuzhuyishengqilizhangxiao，houshengzhichongyunxiao。
zheixiaoshengguoxiezhetaotiannuyihezize。
ercike，qianmiankaichedejiangshi，shenqumengdiyizhan，jiaoxiayoumenmengta。
jiasu，jiasu，zaijiasu......
咚咚咚。
qiaofengpaijizhejipuchehengliang，manlianzhennu。
敢对他的家人动手？
找死！
qiaofengbenshijiangzhouhaomen，liunianqiantahejiangzhoudiyimeirenchumengyao，xijieliangyuan，jiuzaichenghunneiwan，jiangzhousandajiazuanzigoujie，duitadongshou。
qiaoshiyizu，chulefumuxialuobuming，quanzuyunan！erta，zaiganmalishumeideyanhuxiataochushengtian。
dangniantasichuduozang，xingtongsangjiazhiquan。
erjintayichengweilongwangdiandianzhu，qirongnverheganmabeiru。
sheiganduitamenxiashou，bidingjiangqicuoguyanghui。
小小，干妈。
等我！
......
jiangzhou，chengjiaofeiqigongchangyuannei，dixiadougouchang。
lishumeiyanyanyixi，tashouchibishou，zaichangzhongyujizhibitequanzhouxuan。
tayimanshenshixue，xuruodedanxiguidi，zhichengzheburangzijidaoxia，ercishiyizhibitequanzhangzhexuependakouxiangtapulai，fenglideliaoyadizhexianxue。
lishumeiyaozheya，burangzijishiquyishi，tabunengsi，zhiyaotadaoxia，xiaoxiaobianhuichengweibitequankouzhongliewu。
jianlishumeibeibitequansisiyaozhu，guanzhongxishangjigegongzigehezhedaocai，tamenmanlianxixuedejiaozhehao，quebeixiaoxiaodaduanxingzhi。
“shushu？qiuqiunile，xiaoxiaojiniketoule，nainaikuaisile！”
nianjinwusuidexiaoxiao，shuangyantonghong，leishuizaiyanquanlidazhuan。
jianmeirenlita，xiaoxiaopinmingdeketou，lianetoudoukepole。
“xiaoyezhong，dengbujileshiba。”
liangkunlinqixiaoxiao，diujishouxia，“bangtahuanyifu，xiaogeboxiaotuishangjiadianmian，benshaobuxiangtahenkuaibeiyaosi。”
liangkunyigewanweideyanshen，jimingdahankaishijixiaoxiaochuanfangsichedepixiutong。
“haha，xiaojiahuo，shaleta，cainengjiunainai？”
liangkunzhilezhidouniuquan，daizhexiaoxiaolaidaodougouchang。
liangkunwanweidekanzhelishumei。
“xiangbudaoa？tangtangqiaojiadashaoganma，jingranlunluodaozheidengdibu，niganerzini？tazenmehaimeichuxian？nandaotashuwangbadema？”
lishumeimanshenshixue，yanyanyixi，mianqiangzhichengzhezhanzaidangchang。
“liangshao！”lishumeiyishengdihou，“niyaoganshenme？xiaoxiaokeshishaoyedeqingurou，nibunengdongta。”
扑通。
lishumeikandaoxiaoxiaochuanzhepizhuang，shouzhongnazhexuebidao，tabianzhitingtingdeguizailiangkunmianqian。
“liangshao，wohainengjianchi，wohainengdougou。”
“nihaikeyidougou？wozenmekannizhandouzhanbuqilaile？”
liangkunwanweidejuqizhangjian，jianjiandingzhulishumeietou。
“laotaipo，keyiya？zhiyaonigenbenshaowangeyouxi，cizheya，xuegoujiao，dangdouniuquan，zaiwoshijianzhinei，nihaihuozhe，zanmenjiufanglexiaoxiao，zenmeyang？”
“hao！zhiyaonifanglexiaoxiao，wodanggou，wodanggou。”lishumeiwangdishangyipa，zhangkaizui，cizheya，wangwangdepuxiangliangkun。
刺啦。
fenglidejianjiancichuanlishumeidejianjiagu，xianxuepenfaerchu。
“liangshao，nikedeshuohuasuanhua。”
lishumeiyaoya，zaicipuqu。
刺啦！
刺啦......
lishumeiyishengcanjiao，guizaidishang，manliantongku，“liangshao，qiuqiuni，fangguoxiaoxiaoba？”
lishumeishuangshouzhicheng，queshizenmeyepabuqilaile。
“liangshao，zaiciwoqijian？”
lishumeichongmanzheqiqiu，kongjuhebugan。
liangshaoshenpangjigegongziwanweideyixiao，tamenyibianguzhang，yibianxinve。
“liangshao，ninkezhenhuiwana？”
“buguo，haiqingnincisitaba！zanmendoudengbujile，dajiadouxiangkanxiaoxiaodougou。”
xiaoxiaoyixiazipudaonainaihuaili，xiaoshoufumozhemanshixuewudenainai。
“nainai，xiaoxiaokeyidougou，xiaoxiaokeyidougoude。”
xiaoxiaonazhexuebidao，bihuazheshuodao：“shushu，fanglenainaiba！xiaoxiaoyuanyidougou。”
“zheibuguannideshi，nainaihainengqilai......”
lishumeinuhuogongxin，penchuyikoulaoxue。
“haha，sile，laotaiposile。”
jigegongzixiaodeqianyanghouhe，“liangshao，guanmenfanggou，zanmenyaokanneigexuexingchangmian。”
“wei，nimenshibushirena？”
liangkunxiaoma，heaidegongshen，“xiaoxiao，shushugennizuogeyouxi，haobuhao，xiaoxiaoxiangnainaineiyang，zuogougou，haobuhao？”
“zhiyaoxiaoxiaotingguoqijian，shushubianfanglenihenainai？”
“shushu，nizhendenengfanglenainaima？”xiaoxiaozhengzhemengdongdedayan。
“能、能。”
梁坤笑得特邪恶。
“hao，neixiaoxiaozuogou，xiaoxiaozuogou。”
shuozhehua，xiaoxiaoxuezhenainaidezitai，zhangzhezuichongxiangliangkun。
jiuzailiangkuntijiancixiangxiaoxiaoshi，kongzhongyizhenhongming。
judadewoxuanqiliu，daiqigungunchenyan。
yijiayaoshifeiji，pumianfuchong。
dadada，lunpanjiqiangpenzhehuoshe，xiangliangkunjiaoxiafengkuangsaoshe。
zhishizhayangongfu，hangfeierlaidefeiji，xuantingzailiangkuntouding，judadewoxuanqiliujiangliangkunyapodemiqishuangyan。