jiwushuangbashihewangjirenshouliyisai，“xianrenhaihuijiwosongchide，kuaishouhaoba。”
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“好，快去吧！”
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huangzhihuazuoyilvqingyan，huanhuanshengxiangweizhidetianji。
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guyingyinggangfangxiawankuai，zhunbeizhenglicanzhuo。
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好呛人啊！
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“xinbuxinlaoniangjinizale”
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“**！”guyingyingzuanjinlequantou。
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“nijiuzhidaobalajibanhuijia，nihainengzuoshenme？”
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“该死该死该死！”
hao，neijiuyiqirenzhidaohaizhiqirenzhishen！
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qidaocideyuwenshangcun，huapingzhongjingqijibandixiangqilehuahuadeshengxiang。
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这是什么包装？
secaibanlan，shouganrouhua，lingzaichangdejiangshimendakaiyanjie；
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kanzhezheiyiqieshenji，jiwushuanggankaidao：“zheijiushitianshangshenxiansuoxiangyongdezhenpinme？”
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jingguoyifanqingdian，jiangshimenjiangshencizhiwuzhenglidejingjingyoutiao。
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“wozidangmingjicien，congjinriqi，meirisanzhuxiang，chengxingongfeng，yibiaojingyi。”
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zhanwudibujinkuxiaoyaotou，xinzhonganziqiyuanshenmingnenggouliangjiezijizheifenwuxinzhishi。
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