dengbeiguozhihou，xueweidouyoudianbuganzhixin。
淬体丹！
yidingshineicuitidan！xueweidudingdexiangdao，ruguobushineiwanyi，zijidejiyiligenbenbuhuizheimehao，buzhishi《huatuojing》，shenzhixueweiyiqiandezhishidouzhanxinyibandefuxianzaixueweidenaohaizhizhong。
“耶！”
钱磊直接跳了起来。
“laosan，nitainiubile！lijiaoshou，zenmeyang，xianzaixueweibeichulaile，shibushigaijiwomentongguo？”qianleiwen。
lizhidelianseyouxiebuhaodebaibaishou。
“wohaishihuiyaneryouxinde，nimenquanbanyiqitongguo。”shuobalizhibianlikailejiaoshi。
zhishizailikaijiaoshideshihoushenshendekanlexueweiyiyan，ranglizhixiangxinzheishixueweideshili？genbenbukeneng，zheixiaoziwanquanshikaozhecuitidandecunzai！
jiaoshilizaoyijingshiyipianhuanhusheng。
“薛维牛逼！”
“madeniupia，xiongdi！”
“666！”
………….
gezhonggeyangdeshengyinchuanbianzhenggejiaoshi，nalihaiyougangcaidebishideshengyin？xueweilimaoyixiao。
zanmenxueweisuiranpingshitingwonangde，keshiyeshiyigeyoulimaodeqingnian。
“made，laosan，nishenmeshihoubiandezheimeniubile？！”qianleiyixiagouzhuxueweidebozi。
薛维牛逼一笑。
“neikebushi，yebukankanzanshishei？gejige，zuotianwojiulenimenyiming，jintianyoujinimenjiewei，cuoyidun？”xueweiyifuhuaixiaodekanzheqianleisanren。
qianlei，zhaoyang，zhengqipaipaixiongkou。
“zou，xueshaoxiangchishenme？”
…………..
congfandianchulai，xueweimeimeidedaleyigebaoge，erqianleisanrenquerushuangdadeqiezi——nianla，tamenshizaishibuganxiang，xueweizheijiahuojingranzuzudianlejinbabaiduokuaiqiandecai，nainaide，suiranbabaikuaiqianbuduo，keshiqingleyigeshengchu,zheishizhongrangtamenyoudianrouteng。
jiuzaixueweiheqianleitamenyoushuoyouxiaodeshihou，koudaiyizhenzhendongbaxueweidezhuyililalehuilai。
lianmangtaochushoujihou，neichenjideshenxiandifuqunzhongyuyouyouledongjing。
yigemingweilaochenghuangdeidmaopao：“hahaha，dajiahaojiubujiana，zuijinxiaolaoerzaibiguan，xianzaigonglitishengleyifen，zheizheshirangxiaolaoergaoxing，zaijiashangzuijinjinqundetongzhihenduo，xiaolaoerfajigexiaohongbaozhuzhuxing。”
xueweidiankailaochenghuangdetouxiang，ziliaoruxia。
老城隍
qianming：difulaoganbuyiming，lianzhengqingjie，qinggeweixiaoguizizhong。
ruguoshizhiqiandexueweikandao，yidinghuimaopaobazheilaochenghuangjiduiyidun，keshixianzaibuyiyanga！zheilimiankedoushichuntianranwuwurandezhenshenxiana！limiangegedoushidalaoa！ruguozijimaopaodehuabeichachulaile,zijijingranzhishiyigefanren，neihouguohuizayang？zheigexueweibuganxiang。
erqiezheilaochenghuanghaishiyigewupinguiguan！zuzubilindefengdalelianggeguanxian，qibushigengniubi？
xianzaichenghuangyaofahongbao，yaoshiwanyiqiangdaoshenmeshenqilingdanmiaoyao，zijikejiuzhendefalea！yigecuitidanjiurangzijidejiyili，shentisuzhitishengshanglai，neiyaoshiqiangdaoyigezhenzhengdelingdan，zijiqibushiyouchengweixiuxianzhedekeneng？xiaoshuolikedoushizheimexiede！
xitiandiyuanqi,pofanrenzhiqu;chengfengyujian,churuqingming,zhuifengzhuyue,xinghaifeichi。
xueweixiangxiangjiuyouxiejidong。
heng！pinglaozidanshenershiduoniandeshousu，qianghongbaojiumeiyoushuguo。
erqunlizaojiukaishifeitengle。
xiaorou：wa，chenghuangdadajingranzhudongfahongbaole（se）（se）
woshigoudawang：fahongbao！fahongbao！fahongbao！（guzhang）（guzhang）
naiheqiaoshangkanfengjing：dadaweiwu！dadaniubai！
孤风萧瑟：坐等！
zuokanxuepiaopiao：zuodeng+1
云芝：+1
…………..
xueweicishiyeshijinjindingzhepingmu，xinliniantaozhejiayijiayi！
turan，shoujiweiweiyizhan，yigehongbaochuxianzaipingmuzhizhong，xueweishenlaiyizhi，shizhifeisudechuozaipingmushang，keshidanghongbaodakaideshihou。
“henbaoqian，hongbaodoubeiqiangguangla！”
xueweidunshilianseyibian，nimenhaishibushiren？laoziershiduoniandanshendeshousu,jingranmeiyouzhuideshangnimen？yaobuyaozheimekuazhang！xueweixinlibujinniantaozhe，buguozhuannianyixiang，zheixiekedoushishenxiana！
buzhishixuewei，qunlidaliangdeshengchumendoumeiyouqiangdaohongbao。
xiaorou：yeyeye！woqiangdaole！hahaha！
woshigoudawang：wa！chenghuangdada，womeiyouqiangdao，zaifayige！zaifayige！
gududeshitou：duia，chenghuangdada，nijiufazheimejige，zanqunliyouzheimeduoyanjingdingzhe，sheinengqiangdaoa，zaifayige！
zuokanyunpiaopiao：zaifayigeba，chenghuangdada（kelian）
woshigoudawang：（kelian）
云芝：（可怜）
qunliwozuishuai：（kelian）
laochenghuang：woyoumeishuozhifayige，zhunbeihao，woyaokaishile。
xueweitingdaohaifa，neixinbuyoudehuoreqilai，zheiyiciyidingyaoqiangdao！shuangshoujinjindewozheshoujishikedingzhepingmu。
dunshi，shoujizaiyicizhandou，yigehongsededongxichuxianzaipingmushang，chaneijian，xueweijiudianjileshangqu。
叮！
“gongxini，huodeyinde30.”
shawanyi？yinde？xueweibuyoudefaleng，xueweibuyoudediankailedajiadeshouqi。
naiheqiaoshangkanfengjingshishouqiwang，zuzuqiangdaole50yinde，ranhouyecha43yinde，disanshiziji，30yinde，xiaorou20,…….
woshigoudawang：chenghuangdada，nishibushihewoguobuqua！wozenmehaimeiyouqiangdao？buxing，nizaifayige，erqienizheiyicijingranfalezheimeduodeyinde，woxinlibupinghengle！
yunzhi：（daku）chenghuangdada，woyeyao。
naiheqiaoshangkanfengjing：chenghuangdada，bujieyizaifayige，jiranzheimeduoqunyoumeiyouqiangdao，zaifayigeba。
zuokanxuepiaopiao：dui，naiheshuodehenyoudaoli，chenghuangdadazaifayige。
gududeshitou：fayigeba！（kelian）
……….
chenghuangsihubeizheiqunrennongdeyouxiewuyule：haole，haole，shibuguosana，zuihouyige，ruguozuihouyigenimenhaimeiyouqiangdaoneijiubushiwodezerenle，xianzaizhunbeihaole。
xueweimeitouyitiao，jingranhaiyou？suiranbuzhidaozheiyindeshiganmade，buguoshenxiandedongxiyidingshihaodongxi！jiranyoufa，neiwojiubukeqile！xueweineixinjizijijialejiayou。
shoujituranyizhandou，chenghuangzheiyicixuejingmingle，jingranfaleyigekoulinghongbao，difulimiansheizuishuai？dangranshiwolaochenghuang！
xueweibuyoudeyouxieehan，nitangtangyigehuolejibainiandechenghuangjingranhuifazheizhongkouling，buguoxueweilaibujitucao，lianmangfuzhizhantiezhijiefachuqu。
hongbaozhijiedakai，zheiyicibuzaishiyinde，ershiyigezhangfangxingdedongxi。
“gongxiniqiangdaoleerjijingtongfu。”
精通符？！