“qingjiabinbuyaosuiyicaitadaoju。”tishiyinturanzaizhongrenerbianxiangqi，daizheyisishuobuqingdaobumingdeyiwei。
shufukaozaiyijushangdelinlan：？tazheizuozhebusuancaitaba？
“shenme，shenmewanyi？taganggangshuocaita？sheicaitale？”yizhizaiqiangbianmosuozhedengkaiguandehouyanchuantingxiashoulidedongzuo，fuzheqiang，huanguzhesizhoumangrandao。
kexisizhouzhiyouweiruodengguang，yagenkanbuqingduiyoudeweizhi。
haizaixunzhaolinlanzongjidenpcyewanquanbulijietishiyinsuoshuodeyisi，yijiuxiangwutoucangyingyiyangdeluancuan，ouerpengdaoren，jiuheheqitadejiabin。
屏幕前的余导：…
zheigenpcqishishitazhinvbanyande，caigangshangdaer，shuoshujiaxianglaizheizuoge**，feiyaodangnpccougerenao。
yudaoyaoleyaotou，guoranhaishibushu，ruguoshiyoujingyandenpc，jiunengmingbaitazaishuoshenmele。
tatanlekouqi，naqishoubiandeduijiangji，zhunbeizhijieliantongermaigaosulinlandesuozaichu。buranxiangtazheiyangzhaoxiaqu，dezhaodaoshenmeshihou？
raner，meilaidejidengyudaotiaoming，tabeizijiqinzhinvgaokangdejianjiaoshengheleyigeshoudou。duijiangjichadianmeiwozhu。
？？？
pingmuneidenpczheigeshihou，yijingzoudaolinlanduobideyijupang，linlankenengshixiandunzhebushufu，huanleyigezishi，tacishicekaozheqiang，bayizhituishenchuyijuwai，xuanguazaibankongzhong，haiyiyaoyibaihuangdangzhe。
daizhekuloutoutaodenpc，zaihunandehuanjingzharanmodaoyigewenrerouruanhaishixuanzaibankongzhongderenti。dunshixinliyijing，tabenlaidanzijiubuda，qiuleshushuhaojiucaisongkourangtazuonpcde，tajiushixiangkankanjiabinmendefanying，duanlianyixiazijidedanzi。suirantazhidaozijishizhuanhejiabindenpc，danbudaibiaotabuhuibeihedao！
tebieshitashixianshangyi，duishangyigemeiyouwuguandelianpang，tazaiyekongzhibuzhuneixindekongju，jianjiaochusheng。jiu、jiuminga！shushu！zheiliyouguaiwu！！！
turuqilaidejianjiaoshengzaierbianzhakai。
daizheshunshoulaolairenpimianjudelinlan：？
发生了什么？
sheilaijiujiuta，takuailongle。
“zenmele？sheideshengyin？”
“sheia？hewoyitiao！”
唰—
下一秒，灯开了。
zaiqitajiabinyanzhong，jiukandaodaizhekuloutoutaodenpcgenzuozaiyijushangdaizherenpimianjudenpcshenqingduiwang。
zhishidengdeng，zheigerenpimianjunpcdeyifuhaoxiangyoudianyanshu？
没等众人反应。
啪嗒。
jiujiandaizhekuloutoutaodenpczhitingtingdeshuaidaozaidi。
其他嘉宾：…
daizherenpimianjudelinlan：…
jiankongshiguanchadegongzuorenyuan：…
余导：。
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“hahaha，wozhendehahahaxiaosile。”kanzhegongzuorenyuanbakuloutounpctaichuqu，fangmenzaiyicibeicongwaiguanshang。houyanchuanzaiyekongzhibuzhuxiao。wuzhuduzi，xiaodezhibuqiyao，“linlaoshihahaha，nishizenmexiangdaode，linlaoshinikaishidedanxiaoshizhuangdeba？hahaha。”
cikedelinlanyijingbarenpimianjuquxialaile。
wenyan，linlanyouzhongxiangwuliandechongdong：...
linlanditoukanlekanshoushangderenpimianju，tayebumingbaiweishenmeshiqinghuifazhanchengzheigeyangzi。zhei…zhendezhishigeyiwai。
“yaobuniyeyongyong。”linlanshuozhebarenpimianjudiguoqu。
“哈哈哈哈。”
buzhidaonagecichuozhonglehouyanchuandexiaodian，tayoukaishishangqibujiexiaqidedaxiaoqilai。
“hahaha，zhendetaihaoxiaole，wozhende，zhendeyicijiannpcheyun。nimenshuozheigenpcxinliyinyingdeyouduoda，yihougujidoubuganlaile。”
zhoujiayikanzhexiaodehaowuxingxiangdehouyanchuan，xianqijieshidao：“woganggangtingtamenshuozheigenpcshixinlaide，shiyudaodeqinzhinv，fujiaqianjin，jushuoshilaitiyanyixiashenghuo。”buguo，xiangdaobeitaizoudenpc，tayeshiyouxierenjunbujin。tameiyanwanwandekanxianglinlan，“nizheigefangfaqueshibucuo，xiacirangpeipeiyeshishi。”
“wodoumeixiangdaolinlanjienengpashangneimegaodemuju，bieshuonpc，wodangshikandaoyeheleyitiaoni。”tangxinyiyijiushiwenwenrouroudesangyin，zhishishengyinsihujiazazheyisirangrenyiweinanmingdeyihuo。
houyanchuanshunjianzhizhulexiao，niutoujindingzhelinlan，“shangciwojiufaxianlelinlaoshibuyiban，linlaoshi，nizheikendingshilianguoba。”houyanchuanmuguangzhuanxiangmuyiju，zoudaoyijuqian，zhenjingdeshangxiadaliangzhegaochutalianggetoudeyiju，tadoushiyimibadeshengao，zheiyanqiandeyijudagaidoudeyouliangmisiba。
taxiuzhangdeshouweiweizhanzhanzhizhemuju，bukezhixindao，“linlaoshi，nizheizenmeshangqude？？”
tacezhetouzaimujufujinsaoshizhe，zheipangbianyemeiyoushenmezhuozileidezhichengdiana！zhiyoumujushangkaimendelianggemenbashoueryi。
houyanchuanzhuantoushixianshangxiayidongdaliangzhelinlan，youkanlekanmuju，mozhexiabaxiaoshengdigu，“nandaoshuorenzaijiduhaipadeqingkuangxia，baofaqiannengshizhende？”
huochenzhijianzhimeiyankanhouyanchuancishideshalengmoyang，“renjiazenmeshangqudegenniyouguanxima？”
“wohaoqia！nandenibuhaoqima？”houyanchuanbeihuochenzhiyanlidexianqicitong，dashengweizijibianjie。
“qishi，woyetinghaoqide，wohaishidiyicikandaolinlanjiezheiyangni。”tangxinyiwaitouqiaopixiaozheshuodao。
林岚：…
tasuanshizhidaoweishenmehouyanchuanbeifensijiaozuoxiaohouzile，queshishihouziqinglaidedoubi。
linlantanlekouqi，zoudaomujupang，yebujianyoushenmeteshudongzuo，jinjinzhishicaizhemenbashou，jiaoyideng，yigefanshenrenjiuzuodaolemujushang。
众人：“！！！”
“linlaoshi，ebu，linlanjie，yihounijiushiwojiele。”houyanchuanjidongdeyigedakuabu，yangzhetou，chanmeixiaozhedao。
zhoujiayiyuanbendexingyandengyuanle，kanqilaigewaikeai，“linlan，nizheitailihaileba！wozhiqiandewudajiaoliandongzuodoumeiyounizheimeqingqiao。”
“wodaoshidiyicijianrenbamaoerdedongzuoyanyidezheimexiang。”huochenzhiyaotoushixiao，shensuideyanmouyeyangaibuzhuneiyimodandandexiaoyi。
fangcaixidengmeikandaolinlanzenmeshangqude，xianzaiqinyankandaotaruciminjiededongzuo，tangxinyiyeshifenzhenhan，dankandaodajiaduilinlanzhuanbiandetaidu，tayanlifeikuaidishanguoyisijiduhebugan。
tabilebiyan，qiangpozijiyaxiasuoyouqingxu，dengzaizhengkaiyan，yiranshipingriliyiwenrounvshenzhuchengdetangxinyi。
“linlanjiezhendehaolihai！wo...”tangxinyimuguangqinpeidekanxianglinlan，jiandajiademuguangdouzhuanxiangta。
tangxinyisihuyouxiebuhaoyisi，haixiudedixiatou，xiaoshengdao：“woyehaoxianggenlinlanjiexue，wocongxiaojiuhenxihuanzheixie。”
linlanyiwaidekanxiangtangxinyi，“buhaoyisi，zheigenikenengxuebule。”kaishenmewanxiao，pashijintiantajiaopengcijing，mingtianpengcijingdefensijiunengzhaotashuojiao。
“！”tangxinyimeixiangdaolinlanjujuedezheimegancui。
linlanzuijiaoweigou，sixiaofeixiao，“zheigeduitizhongyaoqiutebieyange。”linlanqiaozhetui，youshouzhizhexiaba，jugaolinxiadedaliangzhetangxinyi，qinqichunqianqiandetuchujigezi，“tebieshiyao。”
tangxinyi：“！！！”sheibuzhidaolinlandeyaoshigongrendexi！！