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zhenshiqirentaishen,tamenjuranbanverbidetuchubenmingtianzhu。
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“siyatou,nijuranganpianwo!youqianshiba?jiexialaijiupaimainidezigong!”
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“yigezigongeryi,youzheimezhiqianma?
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linaquezaiciyuchujingren。
“biexiaokantadezigong,renyuzisijiannan,sangeyuecaiyunyuyikeyuluan,shoujingchenggongxingchengyudan,zaibayudanwanzhengquchuhouruyao,yicijianghuizengshoushinian。”
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“ma,wozhendemeiqianle,nifangguowoba,wojisulixiaguijitadaoqian...”
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“一...”
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zheicinverzhongyuyoulediqi。
“我确定!”
henkuaidapingmushangjiuxianshichunverdezhanghu,yuewei0。
全场哄堂大笑起来。
“zheiyoushenmekeyande,douzibilianganjing。”
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xiayimiao,dapingmukaishibianhua。
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“wo...woshiyanhualema?”