邻居想花4分钱白嫖我车位第一章

第一章

faxiancheweibeizhanyonghou,woteyizaiyezhuqunli@linjunuoche。

linjumiaohui:[buhaoyisi,gangyoujishi,yihuijiunuo。]

kedengwochuchahuilai,neiliangdianchebujintingzaiwodecheweishang,haiyongwodechongdianzhuang。

woshunjianhuoda,zaici@linju。

[niyanjingzhanglianshangshiyonglaichuqide?neimedajigesijiacheweikanbujian?haishinitayabushizi?]

linjuzaidumiaohui:[dongle,bujiushiqianma,jinijiushi!nizheiweizhiwojiazule。]

suihou,tazaiqunlifalezhidingshouzhang。

jinequeshi0.04yuan。

1

woroulerouyanjing,shenpazijikancuole。

kejinehaizhenshi4fenqian!

womaizheiyigecheweijiuhuale15wan。

taquexiangna4fenqianmianfeizu!

zhenshigebuyaoliandebaipiaoguaia。

jianzhuang,wozhijiezaiqunlidianletuihaikuanxiang,bing@ta:

[naozishigehaodongxi,kexinihaoxiangbuhuiyong。

[jirannijialiqiong,zubuqichewei,neihuaqianmaishenmechea?

[jiufeidingzhewodecheweidangmianfeifanpiao?yaobuwojinizhongchougenaokezhuanjiahaokankan?]

对方很快回复。

[bukuishizhongguohaolinju,zuijinwolaogongganghaonaodaibushufu,yaobunijiujiwoguamingtiandezhuanjiahaoba,shengdewohaidetuoguanxizhaoren。]

我一时间搞不清。

duifangshizhentingbudongrenhua,haishinaozizhendeyoukeng。

xiayimiao,wojiadefangmenbeirenqiaoxiang。

wogangdakai,yizhangshenfenzhengjiudilejinlai。

duimendenvrenhuyidishangxiadaliangwopianke。

[xiaoguniang,nizazhidaowolaogongzuijintoubushufude?haizheimetiexinyaotaanpaiyisheng,gaibuhuishiduiwolaogongyouyisiba?]

wokanleyanbabaiduanxiuchuanchenghuangsedeta。

youpiexiangtajiaguangzhebangzi、paizhepijiududetutounanren。

xinlizhigandaoyizhenehan。

zheijiaren,naozibuhuizhendeyouwentiba?

woshenhuyikouqi,jiangshenfenzhengrenglechuqu。

[dashen,wofaxiannibuguangnaozibuhao,lianyanjingdouyoumaobing!

[wojinniancai23,zenmekenengkanshangnijia40duosui,yishiwuchengdenanren。

[haiyouwozaizuihoutongzhiniyibian,limabanijiadechejiwonuokai,buranwojiutongzhiwuyesuoche。]

duimendenvrenjianwoduitalaogongmeiyisi,limafangxindipailepaixiongfu。

suihoucaihouzhihoujuedewenwo:[xiaoguniang,nishiduiwofazaiqunlidejinebumanyima?]

worenbuzhufanqilebaiyan,fanwentajuede4fenqianzuwo15wandechefei,heshima?

她却笑了。

[xiaoguniang,niwuhuile,zheiqianbushijinidecheweizujin。]

2

tingdaozheiju,woxinlishaoweihaoshouleyidian。

qimazheirenhaiyoudianzizhizhiming,xiaodezhei4fenqianqueshiyoudianwururen。

danhenkuai,wojiugaoguleduifang。

duimendenvrenjianwobugaoxing,lianmangjieshishuozhei4fenqianshijiwodedianfei。

[xiaoguniang,wozixiguanchaguole,niyigerenjiukaiyitaiche,quemailelianggechewei。

[fanzhengniduoyigecheweikongzhe,fangzheyeshilangfei,haiburujiwojiayongni。

[suoyiwojiutongzhiwolaogongjiangchecongcunlikailai,1000duogonglidelucheng,womenzuzukaile10tian。

[wojiashijieyonglenidechongdianzhuang,danzhei10tianlushangdedianfeijiuhualebushao,suoyijiushengzhei4fenqianjinile。]

suoyi,tajiachekai1000gonglidesunhaodewofu?

ercheweifei,talianyifenqiandoubuxiangtao?

renwuyudeshihou,zhendehuibeiqixiao。

duimendenvrenjianwoxiaole,youjiangshenfenzhengsaidaowoshouli。

[xiaoguniang,nibushiyaobangwolaogongguahaoma,zheishiwolaogongdeshenfenzhenghaoma,nikanzhedianshu,qianwanbieshucuole。

[wojiajiuwolaogongkaiche,tatoutengwopatalushangyoushi,daoshihouquyiyuannibangwosongxiataba。

[nengguashangzhuanjiahao,zhengmingnikendingzaiyiyuanyoushuren。

[daoshihourangyiyuanjiwolaogongduokaimianfeideyaoba,wogonggongpopozongshiyihuihantouteng、yihuihantouyunde,dounengchidian。]

tingdaozhei,wonengqueren,duimenzheinvdenaozizhendeyouwenti。

landefeikoushe,wozhijieyibajiujiangmenjiguanshang。

ermenwai,neinvrenhaizaibuyanqifandiqiaomen。

wojiamenkoudeqiangpidoubeizhenlexialai。

xinlibiezhehuo,wolilimadadianhuajiwuye。

kongsuduimenbujinzhanyongwochewei,haitouyongwodedian。

yaoshiwuyebucaiqucuoshiquguan,neiwojiujixiaofangdadianhua,jubaoxiaoquxiaofangshebeibuguifan。

faxiewannuhuo,wogudonggudongheledabanbeibingshui,rencaimianqiangshutandian。

jieguodiertian,wogangzhunbeichumenqushangban。

duimenlinjujiuyibalanzhuwo。

[xiaoguniang,wodengnibantian,nizenmexianzaicaichumen。

[wolaogongkanbingdedongxidouzhunbeihaole,nikuaidaitaquyiyuankanzhuanjiaba!]

3

woxinliyiwantou“caonima”piaoguo,shoushanggengjiafeikuaidijiangmenfansuo。

[dashen,wojuedenibinilaogonggengxuyaokannaoke,lianbierenzhengchangshuodehuadoutingbudong。]

duimennvrenyiting,lianshanglimabugaoxingle,zhiwenwoshishenmeyisi。

我脸也黑了。

[shenmeyisi?woneishichaofeng,bushiyaobangnichuqianguahao。yaokanbingzijichuqian,shaonabierendangyuandatou!]

duimennvrenqidezhijietiaojiao。

[pingshenmeshiwomenchuqian,zuotiankeshinizijishuodezhongchou!doushilinlilinjude,nikebunengshuohuabusuanshu。]

tazhijiejiaochujialilianggehaizi,sanrenqijuduzaidiantikou。

xiangzheshangwuhaiyoukehuhui,wolandegentamenbaiche,zhuanshendasuanpaloutisuanle。

jieguonvrendetutoulaogong,shenshoujiaojianpaochu,yibaduzailoutikou。

sigerenfanlaifuqujiushiyijuhua:

[shinishuode,yaobangguazhuanjiahaode,nikebiexiangshualai,ganjinquyiyuan!]

jianzhuang,wozhinengdadianhuabaojing。

jingchalaihou,nvrennazhewozaiqunlifadeneirongshuoshi。

[jingchatongzhi,mingmingshitashuohaodeyaobangwolaogongguazhuanjiahao,jintianfanlianjiuburenle。

[neiwolaogongzenmeban?tatoutengmeiyishengkan,womenjiajiuzhizhetayigerenzhuanqianni!

[nimenganjinrangzheixiaoguniangdaiwolaogongquyiyuan!]

jingchakandaowoweixinshangmingxianshichaofengdehuayu,biaoqingyeshiwuyuzhule。

他们劝女人:

[dajie,zheixiaoguniangshuodehuabushiyaobangnimenmaizhuanjiahaodeyisi。]

nvrengengzhebozi,shouzhiyongliqiaoshouji。

[woshuonimenjingchazenmehuishi,yanjingxialebucheng!zheibushixiedema,tazijiyaozhongchougenaokezhuanjiahaojiwojiakande。]

jingchakanlewobantian,buzhiyaozenmekaikoujieshi。

woyuqibunaidao:[woshuonishibushizhongguoren,chaofengdehuayudoukanbudongma!woneibushiyaozhendebangnimaihao,shianfengninaodaiyoubing,rangniqukanbing。]

nvrenbuzaiyidibaibaishou:

[wobuguanshenmezhende,shenmeanfeng。wozhizhidaoshinizijidayingyaomaizhuanjiapiaode。

[yaoshinimeishijianmai,neijiuanzhaoxianzaizhuanjiahaodejiage,bamaipiaodeqiandajiwo,haiyoudachequkanbingdeqian。

[yigong600yuan,weixinhaishizhifubao?]

4

wokezhizhujijiangtuokouerchudezanghua,jiangqiuzhudemuguangkanxiangjingcha。

jingchatoutengdizhualezhuanaodai,youkaishiquan。

[dajie,nilao**tengyoubushirenxiaogunianghaide,renjiameizheigeyiwudaitaqukanbing,gengbieshuodaqianjinile。]

nvrenyiting,yibacheguotalaogong。

[tadangranyouzheigeyiwu,yaobushitazuotianbizhewuyesuowojiadeche,wolaogongjintiantoutengcaibuhuizheimeyanzhong,nikanzheiheiyanquanshitongdaoyiwanshangshuibuzhedaozhide。]

jingchamangwenwosuochedeshiqing。

wolianmangjiangzheixietianfashengdeshiqingyijiduifangnei4fenqianhongbaodeshihepantuochu。

jingchayeshishayanle,gujizheibaipiaodegongfushuaxinletamenderenzhi。

woyoushuo,duimiantutoudenanren,yizhidoushiliangdadadeheiyanquangualianshang。

xianranshitiantianaoyedayouxi,caibushibeiwoqide。

女人直接瞪我。

[nihushuo,wolaogongshengdekejunle,zhiqiandoumeiyouheiyanquan。jiushiniburangwomentingchechongdian,hairangwuyesuoche,wolaogongcaihuiqichengzheiyang,jiushidenifuze。]

zheishi,laobandedianhuadaleguolai。

wojiangshoujidijijingchakan,xiaoshengyangqiushuogongsijintianhaiyouhenzhongyaodehui,yaoshiyizhidangexiaqu,gongzuoyoukenengbubao。

jingchashenqinggengjiayansuqilai,rangduimenyijiazibuyaowuliqunao,buranjiudeyaoyifangaigongwuzuichulile。

nvrenyiting,zhijielachehaiziyi**zuodaodishang,paizhedatuikaishikuhao。

[budelede,jingchalianhebendirenqifuwomenzheixiewaidilaidepinqionglaobaixingle!]

[wobabayaobeihuainvrenqisile,sheilaijiujiuwomenjia。]

[aiyou,wodenaodaihaoteng,woyaosile。]

yijiasikoutuotuodoushiyanjipai,naodewuhuababen。

jingchawunaizhijietichu,yaoshitutounanrentoutengdeshizailihai,tamenkeyikaichesong。

女人又指向我。

[wolaogongzhuanqianxinku,youyaoyangwohehaizi,haiyaoyangzainongcundebama。tashenweilinju,shuohaodebangmaiguahaofei,bunengshuohuabusuanhua,guahaofeibixutachu!]

yanjianlaobancuicudedianhuachixubuduan,wozhinengxianjiang500deguahaofeifaleguoqu。

kejiushizheicirangbu,duimendelinjugengjiadecunjinchiqilai。

5

youyufuqian,wobeipojialeduimenlinjudeweixin。

dengwokaiwanhui,caikandaotajiwofalehenzhangyiduandaoqiandehua。

dagaiyisishi,tajialaogongshidingliangzhu。

shizaishitalao**tengdelihai,tacaihuihuangleshen。

daozhijintianduiwodetaiduyouxieguofenledian。

wofalegehehedebiaoqing,shijishifengcitayezhidaojintianzuodeyouduoguofen。

没想到她却误会了。

[xiaoguniang,wojiuzhidaonixindishanliang。wojintianduinitaiduzheimebuhao,nihainengduiwoxiaoxixide。]

suiji,tayoushuojialiyalishizaida,zubuqichewei,zaiwaimianchongdianyougui。

youxiangjiewodecheweimeitianchongdian,rangwobuyaorangwuyesuoche。

jiantayouxiangbaipiao,**cuihanshifujicheweizhuanglesuo,fangzhiyourenchenjizhanyongwodechewei。

yeli12dian,wojiabanwanhuijia,chezigangtinghao。

duimendenvrenjiugenyoulingyiyangbenglechulai,pitougailiandijiuzhizewo:

[xiaoguniang,nizenmeshuohuabusuanhua,bushishuohaoletongyiwoyongnidecheweima,xianzaizhuangshangsuoshishenmeyisi。]

worenzhenkanlekanshouji,quedingzijimeiyoufacuoxiaoxi。

[bushi,dashen,woshenmeshihoudayingnile,nipabushiyouwangxiangzhengba?]

nvrenhouyan**shuowomeifandui,jiushimorenletadehua,bianxiangdayingle。

苍天啊。

wojiushiyigejingjingyeyedeniuma,fanbuzhepaizheimegeniuguisheshenlaizhemogangbeijiafangcuicandaojingshenshuailuodewoba。

wowuzhefantengdexinzang,bantianshuobuchuhualai。

nvrenjianzhuangyoushuo,wozheichongdianzhuangyongdeshao,zhangshijianbuyongrongyihuai。

tajiabangzheyong,shizaibangwoyanxushebeideshiyongnianxian。

wobujinyinggaiganxieta,haidemianfeijitayongcaidui。

womomokanletayiyan,renbuzhuhaoqi:

[nizheilianpizenmezhangde?nizhangzheimeda,meirenshuoguonilianpibichengqianghaihouma?nijialirenshizenmeshoudelenidea?]

tiandiliangxin,wozhendezhishiqibuguo,fengcitalianpihoueryi。

erwodebaibiaoguailinju,quewuyiweiwoduitadepifuhenshixianmu。

dangtian,tahaijiwofalaileyigezhengshitongzhi。

[xiaoguniang,zuotianwoteyilashangjiazhongzhangbeikailehui。tamenjuedenishigenuliqieshanliangdehaonvhai,duiyunibutongyizujiecheweideshiqing,tamenshuoyihoudoushiyijiaren,zheicijiusuanle。]

wojiunamenle,wozenmehetamenchengleyijiaren?

对门邻居却说:

[womenjuedingrangnizuowodididenvpengyoule,dengnihewodidijielehun,zanmenkebujiushiyijiarenma!]