liangzanmeitianshangbanqian，douhuitiqianzuohaozaocanfangguolirezhe，dengwoshuixingjiukeyichi。
wogenxitongxunwenhoucaizhidao，yuanzhuyibanshiyidianqichuang，chibaojiudayouxihuozhechuquguangjie。
qiechichuandouyaohaode，liangzangongzibaqianjingchangbugoutayong，zaijiashangfangzushuidianzhileide，bideliangzanbudebutongshizuoliangfen**。
「zheigenzhuchongyoushenmequbie？」
xitongkeleliangsheng：【suzhu，nixianzaijiushizheizhuchong。】
我真要骂人了。
xiawu，woanzhaoxitongdetishi，laidaobendizuifanhuadeshangmaojie。
wodagaikanlekan，zheilisuibianyijianyifudoudeyiliangqian。
suanle，yebushimaibuqi，ershipinxixigengyouxingjiabi。
zhuanlebantian，zuihoujiliangzanmaileliangshuangwazi。
zuotianmeikancuodehua，taneiwazidouyoupodongle。
zheishixitongrangwodadianhuajiliangzan，ranhourangtazhuanqianjiwo。
danyouyuliangzanhaimeifagongzi，shenshangyijingmeiyouqianle，yushihuidedaowoyidunshuluo。
xitong：【nijiushuo：zheidianqiandounabuchu，haitanshenmenvpengyou。】
buguogangdatongdianhuadewobingmeiyouanzhaoxitongdezhishilaizuo，ershixiaozheshuo：「woshipianzi，kuaijiwodaqian。」
neitoudeliangzantingchuwodeshengyin，lvedaichongnidishuodao：「zunming，wodexiaopianzi。」
wokusi，tazhendetaihuile。
xitongjinjichusheng：【suzhu，nizaibuanjuqingzoujiuzhendeyaokule。】
worenbuzhufanbo：「feideshuoneixienantingdehuama？yisiyiyang，mudedadaolebuxingma？」
【womendemudeshidayananzhu，dengnilikaita，tacaihuizaibuganzhongyibuyibuwangshangpa。】
「keshi，taxianzaihaibugounulima？」
「meitianqizaotanheidasanfengong，huilaihaiyaozhaoguwo。」
「youmeiyoukenengshihaimeidengdaoshuyutadejiyu？」
【suzhu，woquannibuyaotaipanni。】