kanjiandimeijinmen，haibuzhuntachilizidedafaxiongdinazheliziquledimeineierxianyinqin，huoxushuoleshenmehaotingde，dimeijiaochenledafaxiongdiyiyan。
啧，牙酸。
rujingujiaguarendehuyoucaikanbudezheige。
huilaiderenyechilelizi，helelvdoutang，quleshuqi，wulifangzhideliangtongjingshuiyejiqusanlewulidereqi。
“zheitiantairele，woyiluzoulai，nengshouhaojijin。”
guyunqiudemuguangluozaipangpangdehushushushenshang，fachuyiwen：“shushuzhendeshoulema？weishenmewoyezoulu，meiyoushouni？”
“e，nihaitaixiaole。”huyoucaizhengzheyanhushuobadao。
songmeilandaji：“nikebieluanshuohua，bawonverdaihuaile。”
“zenmehuini。”xiaoleyiju，huyoucaibalaidezhengshishuochulai，“wozuotianquleshili，neijianshichengle，chouduandingjinhaiyouxiuxianwokedoudailaile。”
yinweizheijuhua，songmeilanranggucongmingdaizheguyunqiuqulingwaidefangjianlixiezuoye，lianghaiziyemeibaoyuan，bijing，tamenkanguojiejiexiezuoye，wufenzhongwanchengsuoyou，haiquandui，huibeilaoshibiaoyangdeneizhong，zhiyucongmingqiuqiuliangge，keke，haizaibashouzhitousuanshujieduan。
ketinglizhishengxiadarenyijicanyuduzuigaodexiaohai。
yuanziwaibiandemenguanzhe，ketingdemenyeshaoweiyanzhe，yaoshizheimexiaoxinyebeirenfaxian，zhinengshuomingdingzhetamenjiaderenbaifenbaieyi。
dahongsedechouduanbujinkanqilaihuali，moqilaiyeyuguyunshushenshangchuanzhedecubuyifubuyiyang，taishunhuale，jingchanggannonghuodesongmeilandoubuganshangshou，sheizhidaoyimoshangquhuibuhuigouxian。
xishoulecixiujinenghongbaoyuzhanshendanhongbao，guyunshudexiaoshoukeyishuobichouduanhainenhua，tayongshouganshouzhechouduan，hainachulexiuxian，qitayansetabushihenchijing，weiyouduiliangzhongxiuxianzhengzhong，fenbieshijinxianheyinxian，yigeyaogoulelongdelunkuo，yigeyaogoulefenghuangdefengwei。
zuilingtaxihuan，yanjinglimaoxingxingde，dangshuyu——
“哇，小黄鱼！”
chunjinzuohaodexiaohuangyu，yejiubitashouzhangxinzhangdian，pangdududeshenqu，naqilaitebieyouzhongliang，xiayimiao，tanaqiyongyachiyaoleyixia。
“真金！”
songmeilanduinverzheifuaijinmoyangmeifakan，jiurangnverzaiyibiangaoxinghuier，zhuanguotouxunwenzheijianxiupindeshiqing：“neibianshuoshenmeshihoujiao？”
“zuichiqiyueershiwuhao，wojidedazhinvxuexiaoliuyuedifangjiaba，daoshihounengcixiudeshijiangengduo。”suiyoushushuzijidebaozhengnengxiuwan，kehuyoucaiyeshigusuanlecaidaying。
tajiezheshuo：“neibianshuodengzuihoukanchengpin，ruoshimanyihainengyouliangtiaoxiaohuangyusongshang。”
“santiaoxiaohuangyume！”erjiandeguyunshuturandacha。
huyoucairenbuzhuxiaole，huoxudazhinvgaizuozijidenvercaidui，yiyangdeaijin，“shi，nidelongfengchengxiangrangrenxihuan，yousantiaoxiaohuangyu。”
cixiuma！guyunshuzuinashoule。
baihoulifanjieyishengdecixiujiyinengcha？
lingwailiangtiaoxiaohuangyutanadingle。
绣品的事情说完。
guyunshuyebeiganchuquzuozuoye。
mingzhidaotaxiezuoyedesudu，darenjiushikanbuqixiaohaizi，buxiangrangtatingxiamiandeshiqing。
fenfenbupingdeguyunshubajinziwangdongfugelouliyireng。
ketingli，huyoucaipangpanglianshangdexiaorongxiaoshi，congxianchengyiluzoulai，tuzhongluguolebushaodecunzi，tiandiliangshiqingkuanglingrenxinjing。
tasuiranaicai，danzaizhenzhengdeguozhidashishang，buhuikaiwanxiao。
liangshijiushizhenzhengdeguojiadashi。
“laotianyemeixiayu，zhennengduishouchengyingxiangdaodaosuilibiandabufenshikongqiaodechengdu？”
zheijuhuawenchukou，huyoucaizijiyejuedekexiao，yushuiduitiandiduidaomiaoshibiyaodechengzhangtiaojian，tacengjingmeijujiaquxianchengli，yeshizaidongfengcunzhonglejiniandide。
“wozhiyoukandaoledongfengcundedaosuixinqinghaoledian。”
gudafabiaoqingyeningzhong，“kaozheheliudesangecun，womencun，zhongyoudexinghuacun，xiayoudexiaogucun，womensanjiacunzideliangshichanliangdouhaihao，zhiyuqitacun，niyekandaole。”
半响。
屋里没人说话。
meiliangshiduilaobaixinglaishuoshitiandadeshi。
胡有才筹措了半天。
haishigudafakanbuxiaqu，“niniulainiuqu，niukanledouyaobiyan，xiangshuoshenmejiushuo，jiuwomenlianghuannanxiongdideqingfen，wobuhuixiaohuani。”
神他妈笑话！
xindishaoweichanshengdexiuheyebeiganzoule，conglaibuhuishangganzhequzuohaoshideren，yupingchangxingxiangbuyiyang，huyoucaishuohuashengyinbuda，diqibuzu：“wozaiheishideshengyi，bulunjiexialaideliangjiayouduogao，wodejiageyizhihuiweichixianzaidejiage，huoxujiulianhuanlaidejinyinyehuibianshao。”
“bushi，pingshitingnengshuoderen！”
“zenmezheimesongni？zuogebufaguonancaideshangrenzenmele？nigaizihaodeshiqingshengyinhaimeiwenzishengda！wozhenkanbudongni！”
gudafayoushihoubumingbaile，zenmetianshengyourenzuohaoshihuiweiweisuosuoniuniunienieni？
nandaoshiyinweixionghandezhangxiang？
“laozishiyemen，shenmeshihoushuohuashengyinxiangwengwengwengle？haiyou，wodebishengsuoxue，jiushiyaowujianbushang，zheiwanquanfangailewodejingshangxintiao！”
huyoucaitiaoqi，neidunweidadeshenquxiangzhitiaodashendeheixiong。
doushuoyouzhuiqiudenanrenzhisishishaonian。
songmeilanbuxianghezheijibaigeyuedebaobaoshuohua，shuoleshengquzuofan，zouchuleketing，bafangjianliujileliangnanren。
wanxiaoguohou，gudafarenzhendao：“wodeliangshimaijini，haishixianzaizheigejiage，buguo，nishuodaodeshiyaozuodao，natiandengwofaxiannimeizuodao，zanmenliangdeshengyiyedaotoule。”
huyoucaichengkenyingxia：“dangran，zheishihouyaoshiyoujiujiuhaole，womenxuegeliubangtaoyuansanjieyi。”
“你还知道刘邦？”
“wojiuzheimewuzhime？”
“难道不是！”
“……”
chaoqilaideshengyinjianzhiyaobawudingxiankai。
lianggexiaohaixiezuoyedefangjian。
guyunqiugangxiewanyipai“qi”zi，zhazhedayanjingwengege：“babahuidabuyinghushushuma？”
gucongmingxiangyebuxiangjiuhui：“kendingdabuguo，babazheimeshou，hushushuzheimezhuang。”
maosikandonglegegeyongshoubihuademugunhemutong，guyunqiubiaoshidongle，xiaoshengdao：“xiwangbababiebeidadetaican。”
guyunshuzhengzaibashanghaodechouduannongzaixiubengshang，zuilidunangleju“youzhi”，taxianzaidexinshenquanbudouzaizheifulongfengchengxiangdexiupinshang。
haozaijixiaobaiyangzhunbeidecixiuliwuyiwancheng，yaoburantadeshijianzhenbugouyong。
weishenmexianyouqunmeiyouyingfenshenhongbaoni？