laozhaojiadedawuzhuwodequesuanshikuanchangde，buranyebunengbayidajiazideliangshidouduizailimian。
kaozheqiangjiaoduizhehaojige**dai，limianbushidouzijiushihongshuganhaiyouyixieqitadeshiwu，yigezuoleteshubiaojidedaizilimianzhuangdeshisuimi。
haiyousansigedagang，limianfangdeshiazidesuancaidoujiaozhileidexiancai。
wudingfangliangshanghaidiaozhelianggelanzi，limianfangdeshilarouxianyu。
chuangdixiahaiyoulianggedamuxiangzi，limianshiyixieyishanghebuliao，quanshizhaolaotaitaizande。
nongcunbuxiangshichenglimeiyuedingshifaxiepiaoju，nongxiebuliaokeyishuoshishifenjiannanle。
zheihuierrenmenyeshishifenaixiwuzide，yijianyishangchuangeshinianbanianjueduibushikaiwanxiao。
chuleyizhangchuang，laotaitaidewuzilimianduifangdebushishiwujiushiwuzi，yezhengshiyinci，zheifangjianlimianqiweicaihuiruci‘meimiao’。
yaobushi【bianminyiyuan】dezhensuoliyoubingfangkeyixiuxi，qihongdouxianzaijiuxiangyaobazheixiedongxishoushichuqu。
“娘，你干啥呢？”
zhaoaimintuimenjinjiukandaozijilaoniangzhanzaiwulimianbuzhidaoxiangshenme。
qihongdouliaoqiyanpisaoleyiyanzheigebianyixiaoerzi。
tayouzhaolaotaidequanbujiyi，zaizhaolaotaixinlibaobeidebuxingdeerzi，zaitayanlijiuzhiyousangedazi——xixuechong！
zheizhangderenmogouyangdexiaoerzi，congxiaotoujimogou，dajianaoshi，mianqiangdulexiaoxuehousihuobuleyidushu，zhengtianhunrizi。
zhangdaoershisuile，yijianzhengjingshimeiganguo。
“你干啥？”
qihongdoujintianxinqingbuhao，zhaojiarenjinjiezhi，duizhezhaoaimin，qihongdouyemeishenmehaolianse。
“niang，zahaishengqini，niyaoshengqiyeshengliugeliusaodeqima。”
zhaoaiminzouguolaiyibabaozhuqihongdoudeshoubeihuanglehuang。
“有事说事。”
准没憋好屁！
qihongdouxinlimenqing，buguojirantadoulaidaozheigeshijiebianchengzhaolaotaile，buguanshiweileduzhelaoyederuxianhaishitaderuxianzhexiang。
xiangyaozuoyao，mendoumeiyou！
“niang，jiwowukuaiqianbei。”
guoran，zhaoaiminkaikoujiushiyaoqian，erqiehaiyaodelizhiqizhuang。
kejianpingshimeiyoushaokaixiaozao。
“你要钱干啥？”
qihongdoubaikaizhaoaiminbaozhuzijishoubeideshou，dalazheyanpizaichuangyanzuoxia。
meibanfa，zheiwuzilimiankemeiyizi。
renlaoleshengaodousuoshui，zhaolaotaizheishihoushengaojueduibuzuyimiliu，zhaoaiminhaodaiyeshigenianqinglizhuangdedaxiaohuozi，muceshengaoyimiqibazuoyou，zhanzheshuohuatefeijing，buruzuozhe。
zhaoaimingenzaiqihongdoushenhoudiliuliuzhuan。
“woxiangmaishuangxie，niang，nikanwozheixiedouchuanhaojinianle，xiedidoumobole，zouludouluojiao。”
xianshiqingkuangbaizhe，jiusuanzhaoaiminshouchong，zhaolaotaijitajingchangkaixiaozao，danshiyishuangxiehaishibubianyide。
jiusuanshizhaoaiminyemeiyoudiershuangxiekeyichuan，duoshushihouzaicunlijiushichijiaohuangyou。
yejiushiquzhenshangguihundeshihoutacaichuanxie。
danshihuayoushuohuilai，tamenzheilimaishuangcaoxiesanmaoqian，houdibuxiezuiguideyebuhuichaoguoliangkuaiqian。
什么破鞋要五块？
kandaoqihongdouzhiwendeyanshen，zhaoaiminsihaobuchu，tabajiaoshangdexietuoxialaisongdaoqihongdougenqian。
“niang，nikana，zheixiehaizenmechuana，jiukuaizhishenggemianle，wodouzheimedale，bunenglianshuangxiangyangdexiezidoumeiyouba？”
“niang，nibuxintengwole，jiwomaishuangxiedoubuleyi。”
“neizhenshanghaiyouqibakuaidexiaopixieni，wodoumeixiangzhemai，zhidaonizanqianburongyi，wojiushoudianweiqumaigechabuduodebianyide。”
bukuishishouchongdelaoyao，zheixiaohuayitaoyitaode。
dou20suidechengnianrenle，sajiaoneishixinshounianlai。
祁红豆却不买账。
jialiguangjiaodeduole，jiusuanyaomaixie，youpingshenmejizhaoaiminmaixie。
tajijializuoguoshenmegongxian？
meitianjingzaiwaimianzuoerliuziguihunreshishengfei！
“yitiantianyigegejiugentaozhaiguiyiyang，jiuzhidaodianjizhelaoniangshoulideneidianguancaiben，wukuaiqianmaishuangxie，nidanglaoniangshiguapi？’
“niang，woyoubushiliuge，neimemeiliangxin，woyihouhuixiaoshunnidea。”
zhaoaimincubujifangchilegebie，danshirengjiubusixin。
“wukuaiqianniyaoshibuleyi，neijiushaojidian，sikuai，sankuaizongkeyileba。”
“滚蛋！”
“niliugeshibaiyanlang，niyebushishenmehaowanyier，nizhangzheimeda，jiwomaiguoyigenzhenmeiyou？haizhiwangnixiaoshun，zhiwangniwodoudehexibeifengqu！”
qihongdouhaobuliuqingdebazhaoaiminmaleyidun。
zuozaichufangmenkouxiyifudewangxiaocaotingzhezhengfanglixiaoshuzibeilaopopomadegouxuelintoudeshengyin，renbuzhutoupifama。
suiranmadebushiziji，danshiwangxiaocaotingzhejiugenzijiaimalechabuduo。
popozheishiqifenglea，xiaoshuzidoumale。
limiandezhaoaiminbeiqinniangmadegouxuelintou，huitoutuliandechulaile。
zhanzaimenkoutuqidezhaoaimintaitoukanleyiyantaiyang，zhenshijianguile，laoniangzenmezheimedahuoqi。
gangcaimatayishengjiezheyisheng，yikaishitameiwangxinlimianqu，houmianmazhemazhe，jiuyoujifenjingxindongpodeweidaole。
haoxiangzijizhendeshigeyiwushichuzhihuixixuedebaiyanlangyiyang。
silaixiangqu，zhaoaiminjuedekendinghaishiliugeliusaodeyuangu，zijishiwugubeiqianliande。
suanle，zijichuquhunjitian，denglaonianghuoqisanlezaishuoqiandeshiqing。
zuoweiyigeyirenchibaoquanjiabuedeerliuzi，zhaoaiminduibuhuijiazheijianshimeiyourenhefudan。
fanzhengyiqianzhaolaotaicongmeishuoguota，shenzhihuizhudongsaiqianguanxintazaiwaimianchikui。
chumendeshihou，zhaoaiminganghaopengdaozhaoyuxiubeizheyilanzizhucaohuilai。
jiandaoxiaoshushu，zhaoyuxiudizhetouyishengbuhangdejiujinqule。
“genliugeyigedexing。”
zhaoaiminzeleyisheng，yijiaotikaijiaobiandexiaotukuai，haowufudandejiuzoule。
“dama，woweizhuqule。”
“哦，好。”
kanzheneigeshouruoyinchendenvhaibeizheyikuangzhucaoqulezhuquan，wangxiaocaoyemeitaiduofanying。
tazhidaoliushujiadelaosanguodeshouzui，danshijialineimeduoren，tazijijiadehaizidouguanbuguolai，younalinengguandaobieren。
hekuangliudimeineigeren......wangxiaocaoyaoyaotou，jixuxiyifu。
yitianzhineibianshenliangcibaobaolongdeqihongdouzhengzaichuanqi，marenyeshiyaoxiaohaotilide，danshibudebuchengrenmawanzhendejuedehenshuang。
bieshuoshenmexishuizhangliuqianyimohua，neidoubushirengandeshi，jiusuanzheiyijiazibeigaichengbujipinle，neitayedeshengbushaoruxianjiejie。
jiusuanshiweilezijideruxianjiejie，qihongdouyejianjuebubiequziji。
nengduohuoyitianshiyitianmeicuo，danshiyaotalaidaaiwujiangneiyitao，jueduibukeneng。