第1章
supanerzuolegemeng，mengjianzijizaiyigeheiqiqideshandonglifudan。
孵蛋？
taditouyimo，shouhaizhenpengdaoleyuangungundedan，longgongwuke，getoutingda。
heianzhong，yiyouliangkedanjijiangfuhua，lingwaisankeyeyinyinyoupoqiaodequshi。
raner，haimeidengtafaxian，mengjiuxingle。
“kuaidianbadannaguolai！”
“zheilianggeyeyadanshiwomenxianzhaojiande，weishenmeyaojini？”
yuanziwailianggenanhaizhengzaizhengchao，dadeneigebajiusuimoyang，shengdezhuangshi，lianpangshoucu。
lingwaiyigenanhaicaiwuliusui，getouyaoaishangyijie，danwuguanqingxiubaijing，shuohuaxianggeyibenzhengjingdexiaodaren。
“wohegegejiande，buji，buji！”pangbiandexiaonvhaijiangyadanwangshenhouzang，huadoushuobulisuodifuhetage。
wangzhuangzhuangjuqiquantou，kongheliangren：“zaibuji，wojiuzounimen！”
吱呀——
yuanmenbeirenqingqingdakai，congwulizouchulaidenvzi，chuanzhekuansongdesuihualianyiqun，fengqingqingchuidong，jiunengkandaotalongqideyunfu。
“dawa，erya，nimenzaichaoshenmeya？”
jiangpanerdeshengyinjiaojiaorourou，xiongmeiliangqueheleyitiao，qiqiniutou。
“娘！”
budengliangrenzaishuohua，wangzhuangzhuangpaoshangqianzhizhetamenerenxiangaozhuang。
“sanyi，dawaheeryaqiangwodongxi！”
gangbeisangexiaozaizichaoxing，supanertouyinyinzuotong，xianzaiwangzhuangzhuangdasangmenyihou，tanaoguazigengwengwengdeteng。
supanerxiuqidemeitouyizhou，bilebiyan。
“niang，nizale？”eryahongzheyanjingpaoguolai，baojintadedatui。
supanerhuanlepianke，“niangmeishi。”
anweiwanerya，supanerkanxiangdawa，“zhuangzhuangshuodeshizhende？”
dawakanleyanniangguqideduzi，zhanglezhangchun，“bushi，woheeryazaihebianjiandaoliangkeyadan，tafeishuowomenshiqiangletade。”
supanerduierzidepinxinghaishihenyouxinxinde，dianlediantou，muguangyihuiwangzhuangzhuangshenshang。
“zhuangzhuang，niweishayaosahuang？”
wenyan，wangzhuangzhuangshunjianshalengzaiyuandi，sanyidefanyingzenmehetaniangshuodebuyiyang？
taniangyuanhuashizheiyangde，“nisanyifupaoqilenisanyi，dawaheeryanibuyongrangzhe，youshenmehaodongxiqiangguolaijiushi，wobaozhengnisanyikendingyishengbuganhang。”
youletaniangdebaozheng，wangzhuangzhuangcaiganzaiyanhongdawaheeryajiandeyadanshi，yiluzhuidaoletamenjiamenkou。
supanerjixuyuzhongxinzhang，“sahuangkebushihaohaizi，niyihouyaoshizaiqilingruoxiao，shiyaobeijingchashushuzhuaqilaide。”
警察叔叔？抓起来？
wangzhuangzhuangnianjixiao，supanershenseyouneimerenzhen，tachouletayiyan，dengshijiubeihuzhule，yanquanfahong，yangtouhaokuyisheng，jiuniutouwangjiapao。
“wuwuwu，wobuyaobeizhuaqilaizuolao！”
supanerpieleyanyuepaoyueyuandeshenying，zhuanshenzhunbeijinyuanzi，gangtajinyuanmen，naohaizhongturanchuxianyigeshengyin。
“ding，pipeidaotiaojianfuhedesuzhu。”
“niang，ninaerbushufuma？”dawashensejinzhangdikanzheta，diezailijiaqiandingzhuguota，yidingyaobaniangzhaoguhao。
“niang，nihuiwulitangzhe，woquzhudanjinichi。”
jiangpaneryishiyiweishizijiyunhouqishenjingshuairuohuantingle，shunzhedawadehua，huidaofanglizhongxintangxia。
zaowulihenkuanchang，kaochuangyouyikoudaguozao，pangbianshimigangheduifangzawudejiazi。
jializhuanliangshidenanrenlikailekuaisangeyue，miganghenkuaijiuyaojiandi。
“gege，woe。”sansuideeryadingzheyaoxiaguodeyadan，yanjingfaliang。
“eryatinghua，danyaojiniangbushenti。”dawayezhibieryadaliangsui，tanalihuibuchan，kedawajinjizhedielinzouqiandehua，niangxuyaoyouyingyangdedongxi，cainenganquandibaduzilidemeimeishengxialai。
“我下米煮点粥。”
shuozhetajiekaimigang，yaochubanwandami，ditouchoujianluchudegangdi，shoudouledou，daolexiemihuiqu。
“gege，niweishashoudoua？”eryadunzaimigangbianshang，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，xiangshizaikongsutaquejinshaoliang。
“diebuzhidaoshenmeshihoucainenghuilai，zanmenyaoshengzhedianchi。”
dawaxiaoshengjieshi，shengpazheihuarangniangtingjian，gengshenzhishuo，taheeryayagenbuganzainiangmianqiantiqitadiebangezi。
kexideshi，huifangdesupanerbufangxinlianggexiaozaizai，zoudaozaofangmenkou，qiahaotingjianleliangrendedidigugudeduihua。
supanerbaixixianxideshouzhisisikouzhezaofangmen。
xinliyijingbaneigenanrenmalewushubian，zhanan、fuxinhan，siwaimian......
houmiandehuasupanershuobuchukoule，xiangqinanrenduitadehao，daodihaishishebudezhouta。
tazaimenkouzhanlehuier，meiyouchusheng，jingqiaoqiaodihuilefang。
wofangli，supanertangdebutaitashi，yinweitanaoziliyizhiyougeshengyinbabagebuting。
“qin，benyangwaxitongshijichi、chuan、zhu、xingyuyitideliangxinxitong，zhuanzhumengwadechengzhangyijiyunmamadeshenxinjiankang，bangdingbaozhengbukuie......”
“给我闭嘴。”
tazagangxiangmiyihui，jiuyoudongxixiangwenziyiyang，zaitaerbianwengwengweng？
supanerbunaifandeshengyinyichu，xitonglikeanjingruji。
fangliyipianjingmi，liangfenzhonghou，supanershudizhengkaiyan。
啥？系统？
supanershicongxiandaitaichuanlaide，suiranqianjigeyuecaiyouqianshidejiyi，danxitongzheidongxi，tashudeya，qianshiaoyekandexitongxiaoshuo，kebushibaikande。
supanerxinzangpengpengtiao，“nishuonishishaxitong？”
“yang......yangwaxitong。”huoxushiweileqihemingzi，lianxitongdeshengyindoushiruanmengdenvwayin。
“对我有啥好处？”
jiantaganxingqu，xitonglijituixiaoqizijilai。
“zhiyaobangdingbenxitong，zhijiezengsongtizhibuff，zaiyebuyongdanxinshuaijiao、yunfanying、renshenwendengdengwenti。lingwaibangdinghou，wanchengrenwuhuoqujifen，jiunengduihuanwuzie。”
supanerlengbudingdao：“bangdingba。”
“haolei，haolei。”guangtingshengyin，jiuzhidaoxitongkaixindejianzhiyaobengsanchigao。
“gongxisuzhu，bangdingchenggong！”
jimiaohou，supanermingxianjuedetazhenggerenqinglebushao，yemeineimekeshuile，jingshenyiyide。
“suzhu，nibiyanjiunengkandaowoe。”
supanerheshangyanjing，naohailijuranchuxianleyigepingmu。
xitongyongruanmengluoliyinjieshao：“zheibianshirenwuliebiao，lingyibianshishangcheng，suzhukeyizixingxuanzerenwu。”
bushizhijiezhidingrenwua，neihaitinghaode。
supanerwangliebiaoliculvesaoguoyiyan，renwuliwuhuabamendeshadouyou。
shenmeweimengwachifan，jiaomengwashuohua，songmengwashangxue，weimengwashulilaodongbangyang......fanzhengdoushihemengwayouguan。
zhishaoweikanlexia，supanerjiubamuguangyixiangleyibiandeshangcheng。
fangyanwangqu，supanerkanjianlemengwaqujigezi，dunshiganjuezijishoupianle。
“shuohaodezhuanzhuyunmadeshenxinjiankangni？”
xitonghanyan：tashuodezheiduanhuadeshihou，suzhubushimeitingjinquma。
“youde，youde，suzhuniwangxia，youyigelamazhuanqu，youbupin、yangyandehufupin，haiyouxinlizixunfuwue。”
supanerwangxiayifan，haizhenyouxitongshuodezheixiedongxi，tajianzhijuedejiushitianshangdiaoxianbingle。
“xitong，nizhiqianshuodetiaojianfuheshishayisi？”