第四章 恋爱脑加惹事精

yanlanzaiciyouyishideshihou,erbianmeiyourenheshuohuadeshengyin,taganjuezijizhiliposuideshenhunjuranbizuoriningshileyidiandian!

shenshanghaishijuteng,tanengganshoudaowuchubuzaideyanzhengzaimanmandishenrupirou,duicitaqueshihaowubanfa。

congchushengjiubeipengzaishouxinli,yilushunfengshunshui,wanshicongbuyongcaoxin、ziyihuozhedeyanlankaishiyougebuhaodeyugan:zijiniepanzhiqiandehaorizikongpayaodaotoule!

zhiqiantazhuisuichengyudejiaobu,mansanjiedegenzaitahoumian,tiangouyiyangdizuoxiaofudi、fengchengtaohao,quedebudaochengyuyisiyihaohaodehuiying,youdezhishitadelenglian、tuibisansheyijiqitarendechaoxiao、zhizhidiandian。

dangshimanfuweiqudetajuedetiandoutale,zijizhendeshitainanle,zhendechengshoubulebeixiaiderenxianqishenzhiyane。

danshigenxianzaizijidechujingbiqilai,taturanyoujuedezijiyiqianrenweitiandadeweiqu,qishigenbenjiubushishi!zhiyaotanengbaituokunjing,huifudaoyiqiandeyangzi,napabeichengyuzaijujue、zaixiane,tayejuedebushishenmedashile。

zhiyuqitarenshuoshenme,zenmekanta,taxianglaishibuzaiyide,tajuedebenzhishineixierenzaishenshendidujita!

zicongmilianchengyushangxianyilai,yanlandiyicixuyuanshigentameiyouguanxide。

zheiyici,tagengjiaqianchengde、quanxinquanyidixiwangzijinenggouzaorituolizheizhongjuejing!

dangran,tahaishishenshenaimuzhechengyushangxiande,danshitaruguobunenglikaizheili,tazenmejixuzhuizhetaxiangtabiaobaini?taxiangxin,zhiyaozijibufangqi,chengyuzongyouyitianhuizhengyankanta、huiyishidaotadehao!

tacongweirucimilian、xiaiguoyiweishangxianzheimeshen、zheimejiu,jiulianfuwangmuhouhesangegegekandaotarucideguzhi、wushucizhuanglenanqiangyebuhuitou,dahu:nvdabuzhongliu!zuihoudouyouzhetale。

buzhiguoleduojiu,erbianzhongyuxiangqileliangzhilingyandeshengyin,yanlanjuedezheijianzhijiushitianlai!

yanlanxihuanrenao,niepanqianbuguanqunalidoushiqianhuhouyongde,nalijingliguogulingling,haibuzhishenzaihechudeqingxing?

liangzhilingyandaihuilailejinrizuixindexiaoxi:fenghuangzudawangzi,yanlandedageyanzhengweishou,daizhezulibufenjingyingzhuyaozaitianjietanxunyanlandezongji;erwangziyanhaodaiduiqulerenjiefanjianquxunzhao,sanwangziyanchongzezutuanquledijieyoumingdatanxiaoxi。

kongquezuyouyupingriligenfenghuangzulaiwangmiqie、guanxishenhao,zheiciyepaichulezulihenduojingyingyitongquxiezhuxunzhaofenghuanggongzhu。

kongquezuzhongduogongzhuzhiyideyaoshanshan,genyanlanziyouxiangshi、ganqinghenshen、jiemeixiangcheng,zaitingwenyanlanniepanshibaihoushangxinyujue,dantahaishirenzhebeitongmeiriguoquwutongguanwei、peibantongbuyushengdefenghuangwanghewanghou。

zheiciyaoshanshanzeshiheyanchongtamenyiqiquyoumingjie。

maomaoduixinghuogenxiayanshuo:“shanshangongzhuyaogenzhequyoumingjiedatanxiaoxi,yuanxianfenghuangwanggenwanghoushibukende,bijingshanshangongzhuyesuanshitamenkanzhezhangdade,tamenhaipashanshangongzhuqulewanyiyoushenmeshanshijiubuhaole。danshishanshangongzhuxiadinglejuexinyidingyaoqu,haishuobayanlangongzhudangzuoqinmeimei,tabuqinziquxunzhaobufangxin,jiashangyouyanchongsanwangziyiqimeishide,fenghuangwanggenwanghouzuihouzhinengwunaiditongyile。tamendingzhusanwangziduozhaokanshanshangongzhu,tuzhongyidingyaoduojiaxiaoxin,qingxingbuduiyaomashangchetui……”

xinghuogantandishuo:“shanshangongzhuhaozhangyia!tingshuoyoumingjieshiheiangensiwangdelingyu,keherenle!”

xiayantingleqiaoqiaodibashenqutiexiangshixiong,douzhechunshuo:“shanshangongzhukezhenyonggan,yaoshiwokebuganqu,chufeiwoyouleshifuneiyangdebenshi。”

xiaoyuzaiyipangjingjingdishuo:“chuncuideheianmeishakepade,wanglingyebukepa,yibannibuquzhaoretamen,tamenyebuhuihaini,kepadeshiyouyikehairendexin!”

“a?”tingdebushihenmingbaidexinghuohexiayanyitouwushui,heiguanzilimiandeyanlandaoshinengtingdongjifen,buguotameiyoufangzaixinshang,zhijizhexiangtinggengduodegenzijiyouguandexiaoxi。

maomaojixushuo:“pingriligenyanlangongzhuyoudianbuduifudexianhezu、tianezu、bailingzu、laoyingzu、jindiaozudengyedouyoupaichujingyingquxunzhaole,zheidoushifenghuangwangdeweisheligenshilia!”

xiayanbukezhixindiwen:“yanlangongzhujurangenzheimeduofeiqinzuyouguojiema?neijigemengqinzuyitingkebushishengyoudedenga,zanmenshanlimianyeyoujizhijindiaolaoying,lianheixiongmenghudoubushiqiduishou,bushishifuchumian,tamenxianzaidouhaizaimeitiandajiazhengdipanni,nalinengzheimeyouhaoxiangchu。”

xinghuozaiyipangbudao:“kanlaiyanlangongzhubudanshigelianainao,haishiyigereshijinga!”

heiguanzilimiandeyanlan:???

xiaoyuxianglexiangzhenzhuodishuo:“yanlangongzhushilianainao,danshitadezuilezheimeduofeiqinzuyijineimeduonvxian,haibushiyinweineiweishangxian,suoyitareshidegenbenyuantoushuodaodibushita。”

xinghuogenxiayanyoushiyoudiantingbumingbaile。

fanermaomaozaiyipangrangrang:“chengyushangxianzheimemeihao,duodeshixiaitade,bierenzenmebuxiangyanlangongzhuzheimepianjia?genbenjiushiyanlangongzhuzishendeyuanyin!tajiushigereshijing!”

yanlantinglezheigemaomaodehuazhendeqizhale,ruguoshiyiqian,tazaojiushiyishouxiaquhaohaojiaoxunyixiale,danshixianzai,tazhinengxiwangtadehuoqinenggoubianchengshizhi,shaorongdiaozheixieyan、zheigeguanzi,tahaoconglimianchulaiqinzishanta!

duiyuxiaoyugenmaomaozhijiandezhenglun,xinghuogenxiayandousikongjianguan,youshihouhaihuijijicanyu,danzheiciguanyudaoqingganfangmianjiubijiaoweinantamenle,zheifangmianshitamendeduanban,biqiqingqingaiaidegua,tamengengxihuanchiqitadegua。

shuheshangxianyeshizhichizheilianggetudishenzhishanlimiandedongwuduochiguade,bijingtakebuxiwangyihoutudihuozheshanlidedongwuchuqulilian,duiwaimiandeshijieyiwusuoyou。

haozaimaomaomeiyouzaijixugenxiaoyuzhenglun,henkuaiyoukaishileqitabagua:“yanlangongzhusuiranbuchengqi,danshitadesangegegekezhendebucuo,chuletaitengaizongzhegongzhuzheidian,shengxiaqitadoushiyoudianni。”

xinghuodiyigebiaoshihuaiyi:“tamenyoushifuneimehaoma?”

xiayandiergetiaochulai:“nimenyoumeiyougentamenchizhuyiqi,zenmezhidaotamenmeiyouqitadequediana?”

xiaoyujiantamenjile,xiaozheshuo:“nimenyezhidaopingrilimaomaoshuohuaxihuankuadayidian,sanweiwangzikendinghaiyouxiebuweirenzhidexiaoquedian,danshichulemeikongzheidian,zhenggefeiqinleitiqitamendoushizanbujuekou,muqianwomenyemeiyoudatandaotamenyoushenmebuhaodedifang,xianglaiyinggaishihenbucuode。”

xinghuonannandishuo:“bufenqinghongzaobai、shifeiduicuojiuyiweihuzhemeimei,zheiquediankedale!danshisheibuxiangyouzheiyangdegegeni,haishisange。”

xiayanzaiyipangyemengdidiantouzantong。

yishijian,dajiadouchenmoleqilai,duiyanlangongzhuyoushidanxin、youdianqifen,haijiazazheyisisidexianmu,zongzhiqingxuhenshifuza。