zixingchezouzaixiangxiadexiaolushang，lijinjinliandouzhouchenggedale，haodiana。
**好痛！！！
“die，niqimanyidianbei，niguinv**yaochengbabanle。”zheipoluzhennanzoua，tayouqianlejiumaiyigebudiandeche。
“guinva，woyijinghenmanle，nizairenyixia，mashangjiudao。”
shifenzhonghou，zixingcheyigeshuaiqidezhuanshen，jianqifeiyangdechentu，liuxiayigeshuaideluanqibazaodexiaonvhaiheyigemanshihuichendebaofu。
tadoumeizhanwenni，laolidoucuanchuquhaoyuanle，haishundaibatadaidaole。
真无语啊！
李今今：“……”
“**nizuogerenba！”
“buhaoyisi，zuorenyihouzaishuo，womashangchidaole，haishizuogongbijiaozhongyao。”
李今今：“……”
wanle，meiaile，yidiandiandoumeiyoule，xinsuia。
“yo，zhanidaboyishenshidedanengrenhuilailea，wodequtongzhinidaboyisheng，rangtazuijina～buyaoqumaokeng，miandebeibudongshidewangbadanhuohai，hahahahaha……”
cunkoushitiaoxiaoshuigou，lvyinhuanrao，shicunlirenchengliangdehaodifang。
lijinjinjiucongshijishuangyanjingdezhumuxialinzhebaofuwangqianzou，shunbianhuidaganggangshuohuadeshenzi，“shenzinifangxin，zaiyouxiayici，woqunijia，jiuxuannishangmaokengdeshihoue。”
shenmerena，buhuijuedezijihenyoumoba。
“nizheihaizizabufenhaolaihuani，wojiukaigewanxiao。”yitingzheihua，gangganghaixiaodehegongjidamingyiyangdenvrenlimajiutingle。
“zadi，nishuodeshenmexinlimeidianshua，yizhijiaotajinguancaihaiqifuxiaohai，zhenmeipin。”
fanlegebaiyan，linzhedongxijiuzou，taoyandedaren，zuihaochumenjiushuaigegoukenshi。
“aiaiai，nizenmeshuohuani，jiushigeyidianbuzhidaozunzhongzhangbeidexiaochusheng。”
nvrenyixiajiunaoxiuchengnule，mamalieliedexiangdaren。
lijinjindangranbukenengguanzheta，zhangzuijiuhao，“naia！nisunnvzaijiamenkoubeiqifusilea，nikuailaia。”
tanai，qianmaihuatongzhi，yigedabianshilibacunwudishoudelaotaitai。
huayinhaimeiyoudiaodishang，zhijiancunkoudiyijiachongchulaigeduanfalaotaitai，chayaonuhou，“neigeshaqiandaodeqifuwolijiahaizi？zhanchulai，laoniangnongbusinigebieduzi。”
“wuwuwu，nai，jiushitaqifuwo，haixiangdaren。”
rouhuhudexiaoshouyizhijiukaishigaozhuang，“wolaohaipale，yingyingying。”
qianmaihuazuijiaochoulechou，nipa？chufeiyudaogui，danzibirendahaihuipa？
dantakebunengchaisunnvtai，lenglengdingzheduimianderen，“youshinimalaihua，zenme？xihuanlaoniang？tiantianzhaowojiashi，buhuishiyinweixiyinwoguanzhuniba。”
马来花：“……”
“wopei！qianmaihuaniexinsheini。”jideyixiajiuzhanqilaile，zhongzhongwangdishangtulekoukoushui。
“bushidianjiwo，zenmetiantianhefenggouyiyang？”exinsinige**，youbenshihetazhenjianduimaimanga！jinghuohaihaizi。
bujiushinianqingdeshihou，lianggerendoukanshanglelaolitou，laolitouqutalema？jiuzheimedianshi，zhetengyibeizi，naoqiaoyoubaoba。
“heng，nidengzhe，wowanshanghaideshangnijiamen，jinjinwomenhuijia。”
lijiaxianzaizhuzhelaoliangkouhedafangyijia，tahaiyougegugu，suijunqule，henshaojianmian。
lijinjinyijinmen，jiuhedaboyouyuandeyanshenduishangle。
gangadejiaozhizhuajinlebuxie，“heihei，heiheihei，dabo，nihuanyingwoma？”
“nishuoni。”lijiandangwuyudeweixiao，fanlegebaiyan，“heng，wohaishihenshengqi。”
咋好意思问啊！
“aiya，haishengwoqia，neiwodaidehaojiujisheihea，haokunaoe。”ganen**tongzhijidaidehaojiu。
“tabuyaojiwobei。”lilaotouturanchuxian，bingqiedasuanqiangduoerzidejiu。
“yaoyaoyao，woyao。”lijiandangbenlaihaixiangnaqiao，danlaotouturanhuaishi，zhinengganjinjianhaojiushou。
denglijiandangqunajiu，lilaotouduisunnvzhalezhayanjing，“taa，jiushixiangpiannijiu，genbenbushengqi，zuotianjiannimeilaihaitingshiwang。”
lijinjin：“takenengshishiwangjiumeilaiba。”
lilaotou：“nizajingshuodashihua？”
“yinweiwoshishichengren。”
qianmaihuazaidasunnvwulitanchuchuanghudahan，“nimenyeliangdidiguguganshenme，jinjinnihenidajieshui，badongxishoushishoushi，zaoshangchifanmei？”
“lailelaile！”linzhezijifengchenpupudebaofujinwu。
“tingtingting，balimiandongxinajinlai，nineizangxixidebaofupirengwaimian。”
yikanjiushizijidaomeierzizuodehaoshi，kendingshimeibanghao，diaodishangle。
“好的，收到。”
dengbadongxishoushihao，jialiqitahaiziyehuilaile。
“laomeier，nilailea！wojiuzhidaonidelai。”datanggecizhedayagagale，shenshangquanshini，shoulizhuazheyitiaoyu。
“ngna，nizhei……dengzhenainaidaniba。”momodetongqingyimiao，shengxiadequanbuyonglaixingzailehuo。
huayingangluo，qianmaihuajiujuzhedazhusaozhoulaile，“situzaizinizhanzhu，laoniangdabusini，kankannihunshenshangxiazaodehaiyourenyangma？”
“nainainai，wodaiyuhuilaile，nikebunengdawoa！”liyuejinxianggedamahouyiyangraozheyuanzipao，yibianpaoyibiandahan。
“he，jiunineixiaoyu，ketaobuleyidunda。”
liyuejinbeidadeaoaojiao，lijinjinxiaodedaming，“hahahahahahahahaha……”
xingzailehuomingmingbaibaikelianshangle。
“ze，nizalaile？”liyuedonglaleyixiaqinmeimeidexiaobianzi，“haiyou，nizheishizahuishi？beirendajielea。”
lijinjinmoleyixiazijidetoufa，zheicaifaxianbianzidongdaoxiwai，“meishashi，laolitongzhihuohaide。”
“shitawojiubuqiguaile，chifanmei？”laomeiheesiguitoutaiyemeishenmequbie，yidunbuchiedehuang。
“meini，”molemoduzi，“guanleyiduziliangfeng，buzae。”
“ze，tazazheibukaopu，wojininongdianrehudequ，xiaodizaidilikanshu，denghuierniyiqiqushuangqiangbu？”
“qukankanba，kankannengbunengzhuagetuzi。”
“nikebiexiangle，tuzineisudukebushinengqingyizhuadaode，duojiandianguziba。”
liyuedongqiaoleqiaolaomeidetou，niutoukanqianmaihua，“nai，nibiedayuejingele，jizheixiaofengzishoushishoushiba。”
“dengdeng，haiyouyihuierwanshi。”qianmaihuachuanleliangkouqi，bailebaishou。
李跃进：“……”
dengqianmaihuadawan，lijinjinyijingheshanghongtangjidanchale。
hedemeizizi，kaixindeqiaojiaojiao，chuanyuedaozheigeshijiezuihaodejiushihaochidehaoduoe，jiushishenghuohaobufangbian。
meiyouwannengdebaomujiqiren，meiyouyifenzhongjiunengdaodaqitachengshidefeichuan。
danshihaochidechaojiduo，tameitianchidedouhenkaixin。
“heng，nimenlianggehaobuzhangyide。”
liyuejinqidedachuanqi，shiyisuidedaxiaohuozizhuangdeheniuyiyang。