第1章 废柴系统,咸鱼宿主

魔都市,

某音乐酒吧。

叮!

“zhengzaibangdingxitong,dangqianjindu1%”

yidaohaotingdenvshengchuanjinlulidenaohaizhong,“zheishi...”

几秒钟后,叮!

“绑定完成!”

zheidaohaotingdenvshengzaicizailulidenaohaizhongxiangqi,zhitingdaozheinvshengshuodao,“suzhunihao,wojiushirenjianrenai,huajianhuakai,yuzhouchaoji...”

huahaimeishuowan,lulijiudaduandao,“ting!”

xitongweiweiyileng,gangxiangshuohua,quetingluliyongyinianxunwendao,“nikeyirangwoxiuxian,zhangshengbulao,chengweixiayigelongaotianma?”

“不能。”

“nikeyirangzheigeshijiekejibaozha,rangwodaiquanrenleitashangkejidianfengma?”

“e,yebuneng...”

“neizuicha,niyedeshigeshenhaoxitong,rangwojiacaiwanguan,yongyouyongbuwandeqianba?”

lulitanlekouqi,wunaidewendao。

raner,dedaodedaanyijiushineilianggezi,“buneng。”

lulitanzuozaijiubakazuoshang,tatanlekouqi,“neinijiechubangdingba,woyaonizheigexitongyouheyong。”

nvhaibanqihuhudeshengyinxiangqi,“heng,tingbenbaobaoshuowan,benbaobaolihaizheni,yongyoubenbaobao,nijiuyongyoulingyigeshijiedesuoyouwenyuchanwu。”

“哦。”

raner,lulizhishimanbujingxindehuileyiju,xianran,xitongdehuabingmeiyouxiyindaoluli。

文娱产物能当钱吗?

tanengtianbaowodeduzima?

显然,不能啊!

“咕噜。”

xiangdaozheili,lulideduziyouxiangleqilai。

yaozhidao,lishangcichifan,yijingguoquzhengzhengershisixiaoshile。

yinggaishichajuedaolulidexiangfa,xitongqizhale,tabishidao,“suzhu,nishiwodaiguozheimeduojieli,zuibushangjindeyige。”

luliheleyikoujiu,chaofengdao,“shangjinyougepiyong,minyishiweitian,nimeikandaowokuaiesile?”

“...”系统。

xitongtanlekouqi,“jieyusuzhurucibenzhuo,xitongtishi,suzhukeyitongguobenxitongchengweishijiedingjimingxing。”

ranerrangxitongmeixiangdaodeshi,lulidexingzhibingbugao,tazhishishaoshaohuiyingleyishengxitong,“e。”

“...”系统。

xitonghaimeishuohua,lulijiushuodao,“dangmingxingmeishayisi,zijideyijuyidongdoubaoluzaiyiwanrendeyanzhong。”

“xitong,nizhidaowodemengxiangma?”

“wodemengxiangshi,zailaojianongcungaiyidongsancengloudedafangzi,ranhoubayanyanquhuijiazuolaopo。”

系统没有再说话。

“bushuole,youshenmeshiqing,zanmenhuiquzhihouzaitantao,yanyanmashangjiuyaolaile。”

lulikouzhongdeyanyan,jiaowuyan,shilulizaidayishijiaoshangdenvpengyou。

zuotianlulitangzaisushelidayouxi,wuyanturanfaweixinjita,rangtazaizheigejiubayuzijijianmian。

nvpengyoudefenfu,lulizenmenengbudayingni。

lulizuanzheshoulidelihe,zailiheli,fangzheyikuaijiazhiyiqianduodedwshoubiao。

zheishilulizuotianlinshiqushangchangmaide,guangzheiyikuaishoubiao,bianhuaguanglelulizheigeyuesuoyoudejixu。

zheiyeshiweihe,lulichulemaileyibeijiu,jiuzaiyemeiyouchirenhedongxideyuanyin。

zhongyu,yigezhangxiangjiaohaodenvhaiwanglulishenqianzouleguolai。

luligangliekaizui,zhunbeishuohua。

kexiayike,taquezhangdalezuiba,muguangdaizhi,“nimen...”