“weifuzhiqianjiushuoguole，balanerdangchengqinmeimei，genghekuangnigufugumuliulezhaizi，denglanerdangjialeziranjiubanguoqule，aibuzhenishenmeshi，nimeimeiwohenimuqinyehuilingxunzhaizianzhi，nizhixuyaodanghaoyigedagedezeren，moranglianggemeimeishouqifu。”
shijingkexianranyouxieshengqile。
“fuqin，wofujunbushizheigeyisi，rihouliangweimeimeidangjia，womenziranhuiduozhaofude。”sunshilianmangbangzijizhangfujieshi。
“fangxin，dengnimenlianggemeimeichengqinhou，weifujiuciguan，yebuhuiainimenyan。”
“fuqinzheishishuoshenmehua！haierbushineigeyisi，zhishipalanermeimeichengqinhouhaizhujiali，pangrenhuigoubing。”
“guohaozijirizijiudele，guanpangrenshuoshenme！zheijianshijiuxiandaozhei，sunshiyoukongbangzhenimuqintinimenmeimeizhunbeijiazhuang，xiangkanpojia，zheiyangnimenxiaoliangkouyehaozaorizijizuozhu。”
“shi，erxizunming。”sunshiziranshiyuanyide。
qishishangyishishijingkejiuzaizheiyiyeqiaoqiaogenshifurenshuo，rangshifurendaizhelinzhilanheshiyingquzouzouguochang，huilailianggenverdouzhaoshangmennvxu，meiyouxiangdaolinzhilanneichulaiyiwai，jiajilexiaochengdong。
pangrendourenweishilinzhilanpanfuquangui，zidaoziyanjiajixiaochengdong，suoyiliandaizheshiyingmingshengyebuhaole，suoyiqianyishishiyingjiabuchuqu，zuihoujiajiyigewangyezuojishi，neigewangyebishiyingdalezhengzhengshisui。
jinguanlianggenvhaidoujiadebucuo，yinweilinzhilandeshi，linzhilanjiumuyehaishidelegejiaodaowufangdemingsheng，chaotingderenyejiduishijingke，suoyishangyishilinzhilanjiajixiaochengdonghou，shijingkeyijiajubuweijian。
danfanxiaochengdongbangchenyiba，yebuzhiyurangshiyingjiajibizijidashisuidelaowangyezuojishi。
shiyingchiwanfanjiudaolelinzhilanwuzili，jixushouzhelinzhilan。
“biaojiexianzaiganjuezenmeyang？”
linzhilanjiannandiluchuyigexiaorong。
“womeishi，biaomeibuyongdanxin。”
linzhilanzuorishizaixiangbudaotuicidejiekou，yushidabanyeguangzhejiaozhichuanzheliyizaichuangtaichuileyiyedefeng，chenggongdijizijichuishengbingle。
linzhilanyizhishoujinjinwozheshiying，kanzhedadalieliedeshiying，linzhilanxinliwubiqingxing，haihaoshangtianjiletazhonglaiyicidejihui。
shangyishiyinweizijihaideshiyingmingshengshoulianlei，zuihoujiajiyigeerzidouyoukuaiyoushiyingdadelaowangyezuojishi，xiangdaozheilinzhilanwubizize，tangruoshangyishizijijiumeiyouqucanjianeichangyanhui，shijiahoumianyebuhuizaonan。
“yinger，dengwohaole，zanmenyiqiquguangjieba！”
linzhilanyebuzhidaogaiheshiyingshuoxieshenme，shangyishishiyingchengqinhoujiciyaoqingzijiquguangjie，doubeihoulaofurenjujuele，shuoshiburanglinzhilanzaigenyiqiandeqinqiyoulianxi，paneixieqinqizhaoshanghoufu，rangxiaochengdongbangmang，yeshipashiyingyoubalinzhilandaihuai。
keshizijicongxiaoyiqizhangdadebiaomei，xiangyiqichuquguanggejiezenmejiuneimenanni？
“haoya！duile，biaojie，mingrihuguogongfudeyanhuizanjiabuqule。”
“niyebuqulema？shibushiwotuoleileni。”
“bushi，biaojie，nibuyaoduoxiang。”
suihoushiyingbawanfanshangfashengdeshigaosulelinzhilan。
“guoran，jiujiujiumuhuitiwomenzuohaoledasuan。”
“biaojie，congshangciwohemuqincongwaizufujiahuilai，nimeitiandoushiyifuyouxinchongchongdebiaoqing，buyaoxiangneixiefanxinshi，zheijitianwotiantianpeizheni，dengnibinghaolezanmenyiqichuquwan，rihoumuqinbangwotiaozhaizi，wogentashuorangtajiwotiaoyigelinijiajinde，zheiyangnapashichengqinlezanmenyenengyiqiwan。”
“好。”
dierri，shifurenpairenqujihuguogongfurenshuoyisheng，zijijialianggenvhaidoushoulefenghan，pababingqiguojiguiren，suoyiwufafuyan。
xiangshijiazheizhongwupinyixiadeguanyuan，meiquyebuhuiyinqiduodafenglang，guogongfurenyemeiyouzaiyi，yijiuzhaohuzheqitaguike。
xiaochengdongzeshidaizaijialichulishiwu，mangzhechoubeiliangshi，yinweimingnianxiatianlongyuanguonanbianhuichuxiandizhen，henduobaixingbushibeizaside，ershibeieside。
shangyishishitaiziweituoxiaochengdongquzaiquanzhizaimin，suoyizijiqingchuxianzaichoubeiliangshiyouduozhongyao。
xiaochengdongyewufajitaizijieshiweiheyaochoubeizheimeduoliangshi，zhinengshuoshihaipaliuwangyezaofan，zijishizaiweiyuchoumou。
buyihuierxiaochengdongpaiquhuguogongfudatanxiaoxiderenhuilaile。
“huguogongfuqingkuangzenmeyang？”
“huihouye，queshiyoumingchuanlanseyifudenvzibeirenzhuangjianhuanyiwu，zuihoujiarugaomendahu。”
xiaochengdonglengheng，guoranbuchuzijisuoliao，shangyishilinzhilanjiushiweilepanfuziji，caijizijixiataode。
jinguanlinzhilanhunhoujieshi，shuotashiwugude，shenmedoumeizuoguo，keshizheihuachuanchuqukongpatazijidoubuxinba！
“zhibuguobushihouyeshuodejiaolinzhilandenvzi，ershilingwaiyigexingzhoudenvzi，fuqinguanjuwupin，tajihuguogongjiadexiaogongzixiatao，zuihouhuguogongfurendaoshiyuanyizhunbeixishiningren，jieguoneizhoujianvzitiqianrangrenjiaoleqitarenjinlai，zuihouhuguogongfurenbudeburangzijixiaoerziquzhoujianeiweiniangzi。”
“niquedingshixingzhoude，bushixinglin？”
xiaochengdongbuganxiangxin，taqueshijideshangyishilinzhilanjieshiguo，shuoshenmezijihezhoujiaguniangyifuyimoyiyang，beirenrencuoguyijiangtayifunongzang，linzhilanweileburangchongzhuangguirencaixuanzequhuguogongfukefanghuanyifu。
erzijiyeshibeirenyinjinqude。
nandaolinzhilanshuodeshiduide？shangyishizijiyuanwanglelinzhilan。
“neilinzhilanni？”xiaochengdongjixuzhuiwen。
“xiaodedatingguole，yanhuishangmeiyoujiaolinzhilandeguniang，buguoyougeliupinguanyuanshijiameiyouqu，tingshuotamenjiayougebiaoxiaojiejiujiaolinzhilan，zhibuguoyanhuiqianyitianshengbingle，pababingqiguojiguiren，suoyipairenzhihuileyisheng，shijiabingmeiyourencanjiayanhui。”
xiaochengdongsuishuojuedeyouxieqiguai，bumingbaiweishenmelinzhilanyemeiqu，zuihouyeshiranle，fanzhengzijizhengzaiwangyuelaiyuehaodedifangzou，jiashangzijihenkuaijiuyaochengqinle，jiubuzaiqudatinglinzhilandeshiqingle。
zhishimeidangyebansangengshijiuyouxiebuxiguan。
biruwanshang，xiaochengdongduanqichufangsonglaidelianzizhou，dakouheleyikouyoutulechulai。
“wangxiaowu。”xiaochengdongbuyuedihanwangxiaowujinlai。
“houye，jiaoxiaodejinlaishenmeshi？”
“zuijinfulishihuanchuzilema？zheixietiandexiaoyedoushifennanchi，buxiangyiqianneiyangxianmei。”
王小五疑惑地回答：
“houye，chufangchuzimeiyouhuan，ninyeshigangkaishichixiaoyejitian，yiqiannindoubuhuichixiaoyede。”
xiaochengdongzheicaixiangqizijizhongshengle，zijizongshimangdaohenwan，chixiaoyedexiguandoushilinzhilanyangchengde。