第2章开了光的嘴…
suizhejinxiaoyandechuxian，jinjiazhongrendemuguang“shuashuashua”luozaitashenshang，daizhedaliangyujidan。
bijingshicong“yanluodian”neizouyizaohuilaideren，duizheixieyumeimixindecunminmenlaijiang，zongyouxiehairen。
jinxiaoyanyebuzaiyi，muguangfangfobujingyideluozaijializheixierenshenshang，naohaizhongyiyifuxianchutamendeziliaolai......
zhaoshichusanziwai，haiyousannv。
danveryijingchujia，laoer、laosandaiziguizhong。
nongjiachenqihoutongchangxiandasaoyuanzi，tiaoshui、zuofandengyixiliehuoer，erzheixiejinianruyiri，quandoushiliushigande。
ouererguziyehuibangmang，zhiyuqiyuren，wanquanbuzhiwang。
zhiyuyuanzhudedabomulushi，zhangzhelianshenglesangeerzi，pingshiyegewaihuitianyanmiyu，hongdepopozhaoshigenqinnversideteng。
zhiyinzuoyexialexiaoyu，liushidashuidanwule，zuofanwanleyikezhong，bianbeipopomadegouxuelintou。
neiriliushibeida，yeyinweihenxiaodeshi，jinlaotaibiansongyongzheerzidongshou，liandaizheyuanzhuyeyincidiulexingming。
jinxiaoyandemouseweiliang，jiyuanzhubaochou，neijiuxiancongneisilaotaipokaishiba！
“zhenxiwangtanengdaomei。”
jinxiaoyandenaohaizhonghuaguozheiyangyidaoxiangfa，zhengsisuozheyinggairuheshishishi，hurantingdao“putong”yishengjuxiang！
bianqiaojianjinlaotaijingyigeliejushuaizaidishang，haoqiaobuqiao，zuibazhenghaokenzaiyituojishishang。
“啊！呸呸呸！”
zhaoshidiuledalian，lianrendougubushangmale，congmanghuiwuxilianqule。
“gaibuhuiyouyaodaomeiba。”jinxiaoyanwangzhezhaoshidebeiying，renbuzhuxiangdao。
liangfenzhonghou，zhaoshiduanwanyaoxilian，buzhizendeshuangtuiyiruan，feipangdeshenzichongzhelianpenjiazaiguoqu。
waimianzhunbeichizaofandezhongren，bianzhitingdao“pengpengpeng”，haiyiweijialijinshenmedongxile，jinmenyikan，bianqiaojianjinlaotaizhengtanzaiyipianshuizili，tongpendoubeiyabianxingle。
zhongren：“......”
zheixialundaojinxiaoyandaile！
taxiayishidemolemozijidezuiba，zheishikaiguoguangba？？
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mashangyaojinruxiashoumangliujieduanle，nanrennvrendouyaoxiadiganhuo，lianjinxiaoyanneigelanhanfuqinyebuqingbuyuandechumenqule。
xiaohaizimenyebudexian，caibuguoshisuidejinxiaoyanhaiyaodaizhewusuidemeimeiquhoushanfangyang，shundaixianxiagezhucao。
jingguojitiandeshiyan，jinxiaoyanchabuduojibenqueding，tafangfoyouleyixiangteshujineng——nengrangrendaomei。
zaiyueshitaoyanbeiqifuguoyuanbenderenshenshang，jiuyuelingyan。
zheijirijinlaotailianhekouliangshuidousaiya，yiweishizuokuixinshitaiduozaobaoyingle，hedewozaijialiqiushenbaifoqilai。
epopobuzuoyao，erfangjiuhaoguo，liushilianshangdexiaorongyeduolejifen。
zhibuguo，jinjiashigeqiongwo，nanrenshaonvrenduo，darenshaoxiaohaiduo，zaijiashangjigeguantoulanshuahuade，yincirizihenbuhaoguo。
danfanjialiyoudianchide，gengwangwangshijinzhejinlaotailaofuqihedafang、sanfangdengren，liushimunvsanrenyongyuandoushidiandide。
xiyangxixia，jinxiaoyanganzhejialijinyoudejizhiyanghuijia，beiloulihaifangzhetaolaidejizhiniaodan，zheishitazuijinyiguanxiangjingezhongbanfajijialinongchide。
buran，anzhaozheiyangxiaqu，munvsanrenchizaotuanmie！
ketacaiganggangdaojia，tuimenbianqiaojianyidaohuosudeshenying，jihushi“sou！”yixiachongguolai，zhijiejiangjinxiaoyanjizhuangfanzaidi。
beiloudiaoluo，limiandesankedadadeniaodangululugunchulaile......