第1章
“nimeinengtongguowomengongsidekaohe，lingmougaojiuba！”
xizhuangbitingdezhongniannanzi，mianwubiaoqingdejianglinfandeshixibaogaodiudaoyipang，shizhongmeikantayiyan。
“没通过？”
linfanneizhanglengjiaofenming，junlangdaojidianqueyoubushiyanggangzhiqideshuailianshang，shunjianluchushenshendecuoeyubujie。
“zhaozong，womingmingmeiyixiangdoudabiaole，zenmehuimeitongguokaoheni？”
“gongsishiwode，guijuyeshiwodingde,woshuonimeitongguojiushimeitongguo，naerlaineimeduoweishenme？”zhaozongzhongyutaiyanwangxianglinfan，lianshangdaizheshenshendebuman，shenzhihaiyoujifendiyi。
buguo，tadebumanyudiyigenlinfandegongzuonenglihaowuguanxi,zhishiyinweizheixiaozizhangdeshizaitaishuaile。
yikaishitahaishitingkanhaolinfande，xiangzhezhaojinlaizheimeyigedashuaibi，jinengjigongsizhuangdianmenmian，hainengliyongtataohaonvkehu。
danjiuerjiuzhi，taquefaxian，gongsilidenvyuangongquandoubeizheixiaozishenshenxiyin，fanerduitazheigeyuanbenjiwanqianchongaiyuyishendelaobanbuwenbuwen。
zheidousuanle，gengkehendeshi,zheiqunhuachiyinweiguoyumilianlinfan，yigegedoubiandewuxingongzuo，yaoshizhenbazheixiaoziliuxia，gongsipashizaowandehuang。
meibanfa，zhinengbujiangwude,qiangxingjiangtataotaile。
“zhaozong，ni，nizheimekebuheguiju，shiyaofufalvzerende。”linfanjulilizheng，shituweihuzijidequanli。
“weifa？”zhaozongzuijiaogouqiyisibuxie，“neinikeyiqugaowo，fanzhengwoyoudeshiqian，yeyoudeshishijianpeinidaguansi。”
“ni......”linfanxiayishidewojinquantou，queyoubuganfazuo。
tayigechurushehui，youchushenpinhanmeiyourenhebeijingdemaotouxiaozi，nashenmegenrenjiadou？yegenbenhaobuqi。
“xiaolin，bushiwoshuoni，jiunizheitiaojian，dabanvrenyuanyihuaqianyangni，haichulaizhaoshenmegongzuoa！”
zhaozongdingzhetakanleyihuier，turanyoukaikoushuolezheimeyiju，yanyuzhizhongchongmanxixue。
原来如此！
tingwenciyan，linfanshunjianxiudaoleyisiduanni，quantouwodegengjin，neixinmanshiwunai。
daxuebiyeyinian，zheiyijingshitazhaodediliufengongzuo，qianmianwufenyaomeyinweizhangdetaishuaibutingzaoshounvlaoban、nvshangsidesaorao，tianshenglianpibodetazhinengxuanzeluohuangertao，yaomejiushiyinweizhangdetaishuai，zaodaonanlaoban、nanshangsidejidu，beisaodichumen。
zheicihaoburongyiaoguosangeyueshiyongqi，pinlemingdenuli，dachenglezhuanzhengxuyaodesuoyoutiaojian，benyiweikeyipingwenluodi，dedaoyifenxiangduiwendingdegongzuo，wanwanmeixiangdao，zuihoudenglaide，haishizheizhongjieju。
cishicike，tazhenxiangzhizhelaotianyedashengwenyiju，“zhangdeshuaiyoucuoma？”
danhuashuohuilai，zheiyebunengguailaotianye，gengduohaishiyaoguaitazijilianpibo，yaomianzi，sixiangyoubugoukaifang，fouzejiuruzhaozongsuoyan，zhixutangzaichuangshangjiuyoudabanvrenyuanyiyangta，hezhiyucia！
“xingle，ganjinzouba，biezaizheieryingxiangwogongzuole。”zhaozongyouxiebunaifandexialezhukeling。
linfansisidingzheta，xiangzaizhengquyixia，queyoubuzhidaogaishuodianshenme。
“zaibuzouwojiaobaoanle！”zhaozongmianseyichen，lengbingbingdejinggaodao。
xinggeqienuodelinfanshunjianjiusongle，zhinengdaizhemanxinbugan，zaigongsijishimingnvyuangonglianlianbushedemuguangxia，xingxingliqu。
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“xiaofan，nizenmechuitousangqigendalebaizhangside，gaibuhuiyourangrenkaichuleba？”
ganghuidaozuzhudefangzi，yimingyoutoufenmian，chuanzheliangsidavlingchenshandenanrenjiupaodaomianqianguanxinqilai。
cirenmingjiaocaoxiaobing，shilinfandefaxiaojianxianzaidehezushiyou，shuoshihezu，shizeyizhiyilaifangzudoushicaoxiaobingyigerenzaichengdan。
jiantadizhetoubushuohua，caoxiaobingxinlishunjianyouledaan，youyupiankehou，haishirenbuzhukaikouquanshuodao：
“xiaofan，shizaibuxingnigancuijiugenwoyiqidaoyedianshangbandele。pingnidetiaojian，wanquanbuchoumeishichang，shuobudinghainengbangshangfupo，congcifeishangzhitou，yilaoyongyini！”
yinianlai，zheiyijingshicaoxiaobingdiliucitichuzheigejianyile。
“duibuqixiaobing，zheizhongshi，wozhendezuobulai。”linfanyouyupiankehou，haishiyirujiwangdeyaotoujujue。
“niya，jiushisiyaomianzihuoshouzui。”caoxiaobingmianluwunaidao：“shenmegoupizunyan，zaijinqianheshehuidecankumianqian，genbenbuzhiyiti，xiwangninengzaodianmingbaizheigedaoliba。”
linfanchenmobuyu，piankezhihouhuidaozijifangjian，guanshangmen，tangzaichuangshangaishengtanqidegankairensheng。
tashicongnongcunzouchulaideqingkuhaizi，fumupinjinquanligongtashangdaxue，xiwangtanengyouchuxi，tayexinshidandandexiangfumuxunuo，yidinghuichurentoudi，batamenjiedaochengliguohaorizi。
kexi，lixiangfengman，xianshigugan，zuihouquelianfengongzuodouzhaobudao，zaizheiyangxiaqu，nalihaiyoulianhuijiaa！
“为什么会这样？”
“到底该怎么办？”
cishicike，tadenaohaizhongbutingzhongfuzhezheilianggewenti。
paokaiduifumudechengnuobushuo，yanxiatashenzhilianfandoukuaichibuqile，haiyoufangzushuidiandengdengfeiyong，renjiacaoxiaobingyeburongyi，zongbunengyizhikaotayangzheba？
“shizaibuxing，haishiquyedianba！shuobuding，zhennengbangshangfupo......”
xiangzhexiangzhe，taturanshengchuzheiyangdeniantou，danhenkuaiyoubeizijijiaomie。
chulezijikexiaodezunyanwai，qishigengduohaishigujidaofumudeganshou，tamendoushilaoshiren，yaoshizhidaoerzizaiwaimiandangxiaobailian，xinlihuizenmexiang？
zheizhongshiyaoshichuanyangchuqu，yingxiangzhihuigengjiaelie，tabuxiwangfumuyinweiziji，beibierenchuojilianggu。
“yaoburan，shizhegaogaozhibo？”
guoleyihuier，tayoushengchuxindexiangfa。
xianzaibijingshiwangluoshidai，tingbieren，yixiezhangdehaokandezhubo，buguannannv，zhiyaowangnaeryizuo，jiuyourenjinishualiwu......
jingguoyifanjiliedetianrenjiaozhan，tazuizhonghaishishuofuziji，juedingdadanchangshiyixia。
naqishouji，dakaishixiayonghushuliangzuiduodezhiboruanjian“zhansheng”dasuanxianzhucegezhanghao，jieguofaxianyijingzhuceguole。
“帅到丢工作？”
kandaozheigenicheng，linfandunshimiansetieqing，manxinxiuchi，yemengdixiangqi，shangcidiugongzuodeshihouzijijiucengjingdongguogaozhibodeniantou，danzuizhonghaishimeinengmaichuneiyibu。
dangshiqizheigemingzi，yibanshizichao，yibanshixiangfaxiexinzhongdebuman，xianzaiyongtazhibo，xianranbutaiheshi。
tadasuanxiangaigemingzi，jieguoquefaxian，zanshiwufagenggai。
“哎，管他呢！”
zheici，tameiyoudatuitanggu，ershibaxinyiheng，juedingyingzhetoupishang。
“不行，不行！”
kegangdianxiakaiqizhibodexuanxiang，ganggangzuohaodexinlijianshequeyoushunjianbengta。
zhenghaopiejianbianshangneizhiqianxietianweilegongsituanjianbiaoyanjiemuzhunbeidelvtouguaitoutao，jimangyibazhuaguolai，zuozeixinxubandetaozailetoushang。
【maoxiaomijinruzhibojian】
daihaotoutaodeshunjian，bianyiyourenjinrulezhibojian。
“呼！”
linfanmomosonglekouqi，qingxingzijisudugoukuai，zaiwanyimiaodoulaibujile。
yucitongshi，yeyouxieyiwai，meixiangdaozheimekuaijiuyourenjinruzijidezhibojian，bukuishiquanwangliuliangzuidadezhibopingtai。
yishijian，xinliranqilexiwangzhihuo。
“huanying......”
【shenmegui，hesilaoniangle！】
【真晦气！】
tajimangkaikou，zhunbeihaohaohuanyingyixiazijidediyigeguanzhong，kegangtuchulianggezi，zhibojianzaixianrenshuqueyiranzhongguiyuling。
maoxiaomijingqiaoqiaodelaile，youmamalieliedezoule。
linfanxiayishidezhouqimeitou，danquemeiyouyincihuixin，bijingwanshikaitounanma！
diyicizhibo，yebuzhidaogaizuodianshenme，zhinengyanbabadingzheshoujipingmu，wanrujiangtaigongdiaoyu，jingdaiyouyuanrenshanggou。
【fengzhongfeihuajinruzhibojian】
【buchimihoutaojinruzhibojian】
【qiangge666jinruzhibojian】
【jinhuanyanjinruzhibojian】
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jiuzheimedaizuoledeyouyikezhong，zhongyuyouyourenjinrulezhibojian，zaixianrenshujingdadaolesanshiliuge。
zenmeturanlailezheimeduoren？
linfanjianzhuang，shunjianlailejingshen。