yanhuachuantouyekong，jiangluohaimian，xuanlanleyoulunshangkongdeyese……
“yishengge，woqianniyijushengrikuaile！”
yunqianyizaijiabanshang，jieguoshizhesonglaidehongjiuyiyinerjin，tibuchaoweihunfufuyishengfangjian，haimeilaidejitaishouqiaomen，limianjiuchuanlailebukanruerdeduihuasheng……
“shenggege，wu……woaini！！”
“ranran，woyeaini……”
“renjiadoushiniderenle，neinishenmeshihougenjiejiejiechuhunyuequwo？”
“wozheibushihaimeizhaodaoliyoume，yunqianxianzaibijingshiyunjiamingyishangdedaxiaojie，meigeheshideliyou，wozheiyebuhaokaikou……“
“liyouwoyijingjishenggegezhaohaole，woanpairenzaitadehongjiulijialediandongxi，ranhou……renwoyijingzaitadefangjianlianpaihaole，mingtianzaoshang，jiaoshangbamagegeyiqi，renzangjuhuo，nijiukeyiguangmingzhengdadetuihunle！”
“haishiwomenranrancongming……ahaha，laiba，xiaoyaojing！”
liangrendeduihuaxiangshiyidaoqingtianpiliyiban，zhongzhongdepikaishiyunqiandenaodai，pidetatouyunmuxuan，naohaiyipiankongbai，erduowengwengzhixiang……
dengtahuanguoshenlaideshihou，menwaideduihuayijingjieshule，zhishengxiacuchuansheng，buduandesichezhetadeshenjing，tixingzhetashiqingdezhenxiang。
tameiyouhuanting，yemeiyouzuomeng，zheiyiqiedoushizhende。
tadeweihunfupituitademeimei，quehaizaisuanjititachuju，yunqianqijifanxiao，zhijuedefengci……
hao，neijiuyipailiangsan，sheiyebiemianqiangshei，zhishizenmesan，tamenshuolebusuan！
“砰！”
yunqianyijiaochuaikaileyoutingbaofangdemen，meijichuangshangderenfanyingdejihuijiunaqishoujizhijiekaiqileluxianggongneng，“gongxiyishenggeheranmeimeiyouqingrentongchuanggongzhen，e，bu，congjinkaishiwobunengjiaoniyishenggele，niyijingbeiwotuihunle，wodejiaoniyishengmeifule！”
“yunqian，nifenglema？shenggege，kuai，batashoujijiqianghuilairengdiao，bunengrangtabashipinfachuqu……”
yunranranhuahaimeishuowan，zheiyunqiannazheshoujizhuantoujiupao，fuyishengcongchuangshangtiaoxialaiquzhui，faxianzijishenmedoumeichuan，ranhouyouzhehuilaichuanleyifuzaizhuichuqu，renyijingbuzhiquxiangle。
yunqianjihushiyikouqipaodaoyoulundejiucengjinqu，ganghaokandaofangjianmenkaizhe，zhijiechuangjinqu，guanshangmen，zhijiefansuole，zheicengshijinqu，tanengduanding，fuyishengbuganzhuishanglai。
rendaoshimeizhuishanglai，zhishi，yunqianjuedezijihaoxiangyouxiebuduijing，touyunmuxuanyu，shentifatang，suoyoudeganguanjiuzhishengxiayigezi……re！
yunqianqiangchengzheshentichaoyushifangxiangliangqiangzouqu，xiangyaoquchonggelengshuizaohuanjie，ranhou，taitoujiuzhuangshangleyidurouqiang，pubierlaideshishuyunanrenteyoudeheermengqixide，yuanbenjiuxunyundenaodaicikejiuzhakaile……
zaogao，tagangganghedehongjiulibeiyunranranderendongleshoujiao，suansuanshijian，chabuduole！
kanyangzi，tajintianshiyaozaile……
“sheizhunnijinlaide？！”
dichenshayadesangyintoudingchuanlai，xiayike，xiaebeirenqiazhu，xiaolianbeipotaileqilaiyutaduishideneiyike，guqingyudelianshangdebiaoqingshudezhengzhule，neishuanghaokandeyanjingzhongzhongdemileqilai，“shini？！”
yunqianmizheyanjingkanzheta，yanjingfahuagenbenkanbuqingchunanrendewuguan，menglongdelunkuojitadediyiyinxiangjiushi……shuai！
比傅逸笙帅！
“ni……nirenshiwoma？”
“……”
guqingyumuguangzhuozhuodeluozaineizhangjingzhidexiaolianshang，shuangmeijinsuo，xiayishidequchechenshankouzi，quefaxianzijishangshenshenmedoumeichuan，xintoudehuocengcengcengdewangshangcuan，youxieduqidekaikou：“burenshi！”
然而……
“不认识就好！”
guqingyuqingxidetingdaonvrensongleyikouqi，genzheyaojianyijin，yaojiubeinvrenyishuangxiaoshoujinjindebaozhule，“duoshaoqianyiwan，nikaijia，jiejiebaole！”
taxianzaizheishentiqingkuang，zhendekangbuzhule……
“云浅！！！”
guqingyuyanjiaohenhenyizhenchouchu，qidesangzikoudouzaimaoxuele，“nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema？”
zheitamadeshiheleduoshao！
“woshuo……”yunqianzhijuezijihunshendouzairanshao，shaodeshetoudouzaidajie，weiyouyanqianzheigerenshenshangdewendukeyihuanjie，“woyaoshuini！jiqiandeneizhongshui！”
顾擎宇：“……”
感情是要嫖他？
“多少钱？”
guqingyumizheyanjingweixiandekanzheta，“shuoshuokan！
“zheidekannijishule，jiejiebuchaqian！”
顾擎宇：“……”
dengdeng，haoxiangbuzhishiheduole，kongpashibeirenxiataole……
guqingyushenshendedaoxiyikouqi，ranhoubilebishuangyan：“hao，zheikeshinizishuode，nibiehouhui！”
“sheihouhuisheishixiaogou……”
yunqiandehuahaimeishuowan，renjiubeilingkongbaoqi，jiexiaqudeyiqiedouzaitahunluandeyishiliwancheng，dengtazaiduxinglaiyijingshidiertianzaoshangle。
zhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，chuangbianmeiyouren，zhiyouyushichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng，houzhihoujuedexiangqilaizuotianwanshangfashengdeyiqie。
yunqiandediyifanyingjiushitao，chuanshangyifu，fankaizijiqianbao，faxianzhiyousanqiankuaile，sanqiankuai，haoxiangshiyoudianshao，buguozheinandejishu……yejiuzhizheimesanqiankuaile！
nima，tashenmebujidele，hainengjideteng！
yunqianbasanqiankuaixianjinyazailechuangtouju，naqibihebianqianzhi，xielegeliuyan，nieshouniejiaodejiujikaimenliuzoule……
十分钟后
guqingyucongyushilichulaideshihou，quefaxianchuangshangderenyijingbujianle，chuangtoufangzheyidieqian，xiamianyazheyizhangzhitiao，dunshiyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan，guoran，nakaiyikan，yixingjuanxiudeziheranrumu：haokandepinangsanqianyiwan，niubidejishuguafenjiachan！
所以……
tazhishihaokandepinang？jiuzhisanqianyiwan？
……sheitatmdjishunalibuniubile？！
guqingyuqidezhijiebazhuoshangdesanqianyuanxianjinhenhendezazailedishang，zhuaqineizhangzhijiuyaosigefensui，buguozaizuihouyishunjian，tahaishirenzhule，zhijiebaneizhangzhizhangzhediehaosaijinzijidepijia，“yunqian，nijiwodengzhe！！！”