第五章 一朵好碧莲,真晦气!

yunsuranshidiyicijianyanmuheng,shengdedaoshigaotiaotingba,jianmeixingmu,danjiuzheihuose,haibujijinwantanshuizhongneifengmeixiumudetanzibaifenzhiyi。

yuanzhuqiaoshangzheimegejinyuqiwaibaixuqizhongdegoudongxi,huiqi!

yanmuhengkandaotaneishenpolandexifujiulaiqi:“jinrihaibugoudiunimeimeidelianma?biezaizheierwuliqunao,bengongyaoqudeshiruoyu,bushini!”

丑人多作怪!

yikuernaosanshangdiao,yunsurancengjingwusuobuyongqijidejiuchanyuta,jiupingzheizhangchoulouzhijidelian,napazuoqietadoujuedeexin。

“jiejiezhishishangxinguodu,wonenglijie,bijingdianxianinshiduoshaonvzidechunguimengliren……”

云夙苒翻了个白眼。

yunruoyuhaikaozaiyanmuhenghuaizhongyingyingchuoqi:“kejiejienanengshizongbanri,yihuijiajiufafengya。”

zhangshibeidianxingle:“jiushi,nizheibantianqunale,yifucongnalitoulaide?shibushiyouzaiwaitougoudaleyenanren,aiyo,niyaoshiyouruoyubandiandejieshenzihao,yebuhuidiujinyuguogongfudelianle!”

zhangshizuozaidishanghaotaodaku。

yanmuhengzheicaifaxianyunsurandejiaobianhualuozheyijianpifeng,miaolongxiufeng,haoshengyanshu。

yunruoyubaibanweiqu,yadishengdao:“dianxia,ninhaibukuaijiangzheixiaofengziyaqulaozhongguanjitian,fanzheng……fanzhengfulishirongbuxiazheidashen,tajingrandangzhebinkedemianyaowoguixiaqiuta!”

yanmuhengmouguangyilian:“nihenkuaijiushiliuhuangzifei,congjinwanghou,zhiyoutaguini,meiyouniguita!”

tahuayinlanglang,jiushiyaorangzhongrendoutingdao。

yunruoyuyanjiaoyuguangdetiaoxinzhuanshunjishi,laidaoyunsuranmianqianyingyingfushen。

“woyudianxiashifahuqingzhihuli,jiejiehebikouchueyanduojiazulan,zhipannidefengbingzaorikangfu,biezaiweinanwozheikeliandemeimei。”

neishun,yunsuranzhuaqishoubiandewandieqiaosui,yibalezhuyunruoyudebozi,cipianzhichuoxiangtaxiongfu。

yunruoyumiansedabian,xiayishishuangshouhuzhuxiaofu:“buyao!”

tadehuameiyouhanwan,kesuoyourenkanzheneirutongbaohuhaizidedongzuohuangrandawu——

云若雨有孕了。

yunsuranniezheyunruoyudeshouwan,buzhehenjidizhenmai:“yanmuhengbenshiwodeweihunfu,hunshishishiwunianqiandingde,haizishisangeyueqianyoude,hunyueshilinshigaide,zhei‘fahuqingzhihuli’yeshixuenimuqindeba。”

guangxuehuizenmepachuangqiangbierendezhangfule!

tadehualenglengqingqing,quebeidaixiuru。

“niheyanmuhengzaiwoguifangzhongfanyunfuyu,jiuyixiangtiankaiyiweizijishiguogongfudedixiaojie,kezhenhuizhangliana!”

jinianlai,yunruoyubuduanjiaosuosizongfengdiandeyunsuran,rangdaxiaojiechenglejingchengzuidadexiaohua。

ertani,tachengleduizhaozu。

wenrou、xianruo,shanjierenyiyouzhishudali,kebujiushihuangzifeidebiaozhun,chuleneitaibushanglianmiandeshenfen。

kexiao,weihunxianyun,haiganhuangchengbingqingyujie,fahuqingzhihuli。

jinridebinkeyoubushaoshijingchenglidezhangshefu,fengchuicaodongjiunengsanbomantianxianhua。

yunruoyumiansechihonghenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

yanmuhengjianbudeyunsuranrucixiaozhangkuangwang,tanubukeeyueshen:“nizhei**fengle!”

yunsuranfanyingjikuai,fanshoukouzhuyanmuhengdehukou,shouzhizaitayaofuxueweishudian,yanmuhengturanhunshenfachu,xigaiyiruan。

呯。

tabuyouzizhudiguilexialai。

“dianxia,xingzheimedali,wokeshoubuqi。”yunsuranchaonong。

yanmuhenghaimeihuanguoshenlaizheifengzinalaineimelingqiaodelidao,danjianzhouzaobinkezhizhidiandian,zheichangnaojudiujinlelianmian!

tayanzhongshayitengqi,keyunsuranbitaxiangdegenghen。

yijiaozhijiechuaizaitafubu,jianggangyunqideqidoutisanlequ。

yanmuhengshoujiaopiruanfandaozaidi,shaonvjugaolinxia,hongyilianyan。

“haoyige‘chunguimengliren’。”

无能啊!

满堂宾客震惊当场。

nei,neikeshiliudianxiaya……yundaxiaojieguozhenshifengle!

juranduitaquandajiaoti,gengkepadeshi,yanmuheng,haobufankang?