青山城,大街上。
darongshuxiamian,limoqingfuerhuqinxian,“dahuang,wojintianwangbuwang?”
limojiaobian,dahuangyangqitou,“wang~”
limohahayixiao,mosuozhenaqiqingong,“jinrilaiyishouerquanyingyue,yaoshizhuangoubawenqian,zanliangjiuquchiyangchunmian。”
大黄,“旺旺~”
youyangdeqinshengxiangqi,bushiyoulurenbeixiyinzhuzu。
youhaoxinrenouerhuirengxiayimeitongqian,tongqianluozaipowannei,dingdangzuoxiang,quebuyingxianglimodezhuanzhu。
不多时,一曲作罢。
limoqishenjianqipowan,mosuozhepowanneidetongqian,zuijiaomanmanxianqi。
cishi,xiyangdeyuguangzhenghaoluozailimoshenshang,chentuodelimowanruohuazhongxianren。
jiebiande**zhenghaobuzhuodaozheiyimu,buzijuexintiaojiasu,qiaolianmanmanranshangleyipianhongxia。
mole,queshitanleyisheng,“kexile,shigexiazi。”
limojinlejinshuangyanshangdeheisebutiao,xiaozheshuodao,“dahuang,zhengyoubawenqian,ganghaogouyiwanyangchunmian,kuaikuai,suduzouqi。”
dahuangjiaoleyisheng,zhudongdiaozheqianyinshengzoudaolimoshenbian,cenglecenglimodekutui。
limoxinlingshenhui,zhuazhuqianyinsheng。
yirenyigou,chaobuyuanchudemianguanzouqu。
jinlemianguan,limozuoxia,babameitongqianfangzaizhuoshang,“laoban,laiyiwanyangchunmian,zhaojiu。”
henkuai,shanglenianjidelaodayebianduanzheyiwanyangchunmianshanglai。
laodayecongwanlibalaleyibanjidahuang,ranhoubashengxiadebanwanfangzailimomianqian,xiaodao,“heyiqianyiyang,wolianggeyiban,chiba!”
limodaoleshengxie,naqikuaizisuoleyikou,manlianmanzu。
buyuanchu,sangedipikandaozheiyimu,manlianjixiao。
“hei,zheixiazihaitingjiangjiu,yiwanmianhaijigoufenbanwan。”
“zijidouyaoesile,haiyangzhezheimegechusheng,naozipabushiyoubaome!”
“哈哈哈~”
dahuangziya,zuilifachumenhousheng。
limoqingqingpailexiadahuangdenaodai,qingshengdao,“bubilihui。”
dahuanghentinghua,dixiatoujixutianshi。
haozaisangedipibingmeiyouzhuyidaozheiyimu,qizhongyigemanlianmazidedipiguanleyikoujiu,turanshenshenmimideshuodao,“nimentingshuolema,zuowanyouyourensile。”
wenyan,lingwailiangrenlianseyibian。
qizhongyigejiucaobishuodao,“nishuodekeshichengdongdewangjia?”
maziliandianlediantou,shuodao,“jiushia,neiwangjiayijiashikouyiyezhijianquandousile,sideneijiaoyigeqican。”
jiucaobixiaoshengshuodao,“tingshuotamensizhiqiankandaolefeichangkongbudedongxi,doushibeihuoshengshengheside,zhentaniangheren。”
shengxianeigedibaotianshuodao,“zheisuannamenziheren,chengxidezhaojiacaishiguiyini,yijiaziquanbudoushishangdiaoside,neishetou,shendelaozhangle!”
mazilianshuodao,“wotingshuozheiliangjiarenchushizhiqiandoukandaoguoyigehongyinvzi,gaibuhui……”
“huiqihuiqi,zheitianmashangyaoheile,shuozheixieganma,lai,hejiuhejiu。”
jiucaobidanzixiao,buganzaijixuzheigehuati,lianmangnaqijiuhuguanleyikou。
maziliantuiletuidibaotian,chaolimokanleyiyan,“xianzheyeshixianzhe,nazheigesixiazixundianlezi?”
dibaotianheiheiyixiao,qishenzoudaolimoshenbian,“wei,xiazi,nihuilaerhu?”
limoweiweiyixiao,“huiyidian。”
“lai,jiyesalayiqu,yaoshiyeyemenmanyile,jiushangniyiwanyangchunmian,miandenijixuhegoufenshichi。”
dibaotianshuowan,hahadaxiao。
mazilianhejiucaobiyishidaxiaolianlian。
limoduanqiwan,bamiantangheganjing,suihouqishenxiaodao,“buhaoyisi,jinriyouxiefale,zheiqujiubulaleba。”
tanaqiqianyinsheng,“dahuang,womenhuijia。”
“砰!”
dibaotianyongliyipaizhuozi,“sixiazi,niganbujiyeyemianzi?”
dibaotianhuayinluoxia,mazilianhejiucaobiyeweileshanglai,kanzheijiashi,danfanlimoganshuoyigebuzi,sanrendingyaoranglimohaokan。
“sanweiye,sanweiye……”
mianguanlaobantingdaodongjingcongneitangzouchulai,yilianshanxiao“sanweiye,tashuangyankanbujian,nimenyouhebiheyigexiaziguobuqu。”
dibaotianlenghedao,“laodongxi,niganzaiduoshuoyiju,yeyemenjintianbanizheimianguanjizalexinbuxin?”
laobanwenyanlianseyibian,kanleyiyanlimo,zhanglezhangzui,quehaishimeiyoujixushuoxiaqu。
talejielimo,zhidaolimojiushiyigenjin。
xiangquanlimoshishiwu,zhipabidengtianhainan。
limolianseyileng,xinzhongancun,kanlaizheisangedipijinrishicunxinzhaochale。
tanielenieshouzhongdeqianyinsheng,weixiaodao,“sanweiruguoxiangting,dengmingtianwohuizairongshuxiagongyingsanwei。”
dibaotianlengxiao,“ruguowomenfeiyaojintiantingni?”
limolianseyileng,“sanweiruguoyaoqiangqiu,neizhipawojiadahuangbuhuidaying。”
sangedipiduishiyiyan,suihouhahadaxiao。
dibaotiandaxiaodao,“sixiazi,wohaiyiweiniyoushenmebenshi,nizhunbeinazheiyitiaogoulaihehuwomen?”
mazilianheiheixiaodao,“haojiumeiyouchigourouhuoguole,wokanzheitiaogouhenfei,yaobuxiongdimenjintiandadayaji?”
jiucaobipaishouxiaodao,“neihaidengshenmea?”
limoyaoya,lenghedao,“zheishinimenbiwode!”
tasongkaiqianyinsheng,jierdaheyisheng,“dahuang,shang。”
“汪~”
dahuangyiyueershang,puxiangdibaotian。
dibaotianmeiyouxiangdaodahuangjingranrucixiongmeng,cubujifangbeipudaozailedishang,yankandahuangziyaliezui,dunshihedewawaluanjiao。
mazilianchaoqizhangdengjiuyaowangdahuangshenshangza,dahuangdesuduquebitagengkuai,pushangquyikouyaozailetadeshouwanshang。
“啊!”
maziliancanjiaoyisheng,shijingshuaikaidahuang,shouwanshangyijingxianxuelinli。
jiucaobijianzhuang,nalihaigudeshangshenmexiongdiqingyi,hedezhuanshenjiupao。
mazilianhedibaotianjianzhuang,yeshiliangundaipadepaochulemianguan。
“汪汪~”
dahuangyiziya,zhijiezhuileshangqu。
mianguanlaobanzheicaiyingshanglai,guanxindewendao,“limo,nimeishiba!”
limoweixiaoleyixia,“wonengyoushenmeshi,daomeideshitamensange。”
laobanxiaodao,“nizheitiaodahuang,zhenshilihaidehenna。”
limoxiaolexiao,an**lexialai。
benyiwei,dahuanghenkuaijiuhuilai。
kezuodengyoudeng,quebujiandahuangdedongjing。
limozuobuxiaqule,lianmangqishenlikaimianguan,zoudaodajieshanglianshenghuhan,“dahuang,dahuang~”
tiansezhujianandan,dajieshang,henkuaibianshenshoubujianwuzhi。
haozai,duiyulimoeryan,heiyehebaitian,bingwuqubie。
“汪~”
buzhizhaoleduojiu,limoturantingjianyishenggoujiao,liansedunshiyixi,“dahuang!”
eqing,taganjuezijidekutuibeizhuaidong。
tadunxialai,tingdaoneishuxideshengyin,bujinxiaodao,“nizheitanwangui,toutoupaoqunale?”
dahuangjiaoleliangsheng,yaozhelimodekutui,cuiculimokuaizou。
limoxiaomaleliangsheng,suizhedahuangchaojialiganqu。
zoulejibu,limoturanganjuezhouweidewendusihuyishunjianxiajianglehaojidu,lengyizhiwangshentilimianzuan。
“汪汪汪~”
turan,dahuanglianzhejiaolehaojisheng。
limoweiweizhoumei,tatingchudahuangdeshengyindaizhejinghuang。
zheizaiyiqian,shigenbenbucunzaideshiqing。
yucitongshi,siyouyidaolengyixiangyaocongtabeixinzuanru。
limoxinzhonggedengyisheng,turanxiangqineisangedipishuodeguiyizhishi。
不会这么背时吧!
“汪汪汪~”
zheishi,dahuangdeshengyinzaicichuanlai,qianyinshengdeliliangyezaijiaqiang,dahuangzaicuiculimojiakuaisudu。
不怕不怕!
limozaixinlimomojizijidaqi。
taxiangqichuanyueqian,laorencengshuoguo,yigerenzouyeluyaoshiyudaobuganjingdedongxi,yidingbunengpa,yaocongqishishanghetuiduifang。
xiangdaozheili,tayonglicuileyikou,“pei,runiniang~”