第1章

青山城,大街上。

darongshuxiamian,limoqingfuerhuqinxian,“dahuang,wojintianwangbuwang?”

limojiaobian,dahuangyangqitou,“wang~”

limohahayixiao,mosuozhenaqiqingong,“jinrilaiyishouerquanyingyue,yaoshizhuangoubawenqian,zanliangjiuquchiyangchunmian。”

大黄,“旺旺~”

youyangdeqinshengxiangqi,bushiyoulurenbeixiyinzhuzu。

youhaoxinrenouerhuirengxiayimeitongqian,tongqianluozaipowannei,dingdangzuoxiang,quebuyingxianglimodezhuanzhu。

不多时,一曲作罢。

limoqishenjianqipowan,mosuozhepowanneidetongqian,zuijiaomanmanxianqi。

cishi,xiyangdeyuguangzhenghaoluozailimoshenshang,chentuodelimowanruohuazhongxianren。

jiebiande**zhenghaobuzhuodaozheiyimu,buzijuexintiaojiasu,qiaolianmanmanranshangleyipianhongxia。

mole,queshitanleyisheng,“kexile,shigexiazi。”

limojinlejinshuangyanshangdeheisebutiao,xiaozheshuodao,“dahuang,zhengyoubawenqian,ganghaogouyiwanyangchunmian,kuaikuai,suduzouqi。”

dahuangjiaoleyisheng,zhudongdiaozheqianyinshengzoudaolimoshenbian,cenglecenglimodekutui。

limoxinlingshenhui,zhuazhuqianyinsheng。

yirenyigou,chaobuyuanchudemianguanzouqu。

jinlemianguan,limozuoxia,babameitongqianfangzaizhuoshang,“laoban,laiyiwanyangchunmian,zhaojiu。”

henkuai,shanglenianjidelaodayebianduanzheyiwanyangchunmianshanglai。

laodayecongwanlibalaleyibanjidahuang,ranhoubashengxiadebanwanfangzailimomianqian,xiaodao,“heyiqianyiyang,wolianggeyiban,chiba!”

limodaoleshengxie,naqikuaizisuoleyikou,manlianmanzu。

buyuanchu,sangedipikandaozheiyimu,manlianjixiao。

“hei,zheixiazihaitingjiangjiu,yiwanmianhaijigoufenbanwan。”

“zijidouyaoesile,haiyangzhezheimegechusheng,naozipabushiyoubaome!”

“哈哈哈~”

dahuangziya,zuilifachumenhousheng。

limoqingqingpailexiadahuangdenaodai,qingshengdao,“bubilihui。”

dahuanghentinghua,dixiatoujixutianshi。

haozaisangedipibingmeiyouzhuyidaozheiyimu,qizhongyigemanlianmazidedipiguanleyikoujiu,turanshenshenmimideshuodao,“nimentingshuolema,zuowanyouyourensile。”

wenyan,lingwailiangrenlianseyibian。

qizhongyigejiucaobishuodao,“nishuodekeshichengdongdewangjia?”

maziliandianlediantou,shuodao,“jiushia,neiwangjiayijiashikouyiyezhijianquandousile,sideneijiaoyigeqican。”

jiucaobixiaoshengshuodao,“tingshuotamensizhiqiankandaolefeichangkongbudedongxi,doushibeihuoshengshengheside,zhentaniangheren。”

shengxianeigedibaotianshuodao,“zheisuannamenziheren,chengxidezhaojiacaishiguiyini,yijiaziquanbudoushishangdiaoside,neishetou,shendelaozhangle!”

mazilianshuodao,“wotingshuozheiliangjiarenchushizhiqiandoukandaoguoyigehongyinvzi,gaibuhui……”

“huiqihuiqi,zheitianmashangyaoheile,shuozheixieganma,lai,hejiuhejiu。”

jiucaobidanzixiao,buganzaijixuzheigehuati,lianmangnaqijiuhuguanleyikou。

maziliantuiletuidibaotian,chaolimokanleyiyan,“xianzheyeshixianzhe,nazheigesixiazixundianlezi?”

dibaotianheiheiyixiao,qishenzoudaolimoshenbian,“wei,xiazi,nihuilaerhu?”

limoweiweiyixiao,“huiyidian。”

“lai,jiyesalayiqu,yaoshiyeyemenmanyile,jiushangniyiwanyangchunmian,miandenijixuhegoufenshichi。”

dibaotianshuowan,hahadaxiao。

mazilianhejiucaobiyishidaxiaolianlian。

limoduanqiwan,bamiantangheganjing,suihouqishenxiaodao,“buhaoyisi,jinriyouxiefale,zheiqujiubulaleba。”

tanaqiqianyinsheng,“dahuang,womenhuijia。”

“砰!”

dibaotianyongliyipaizhuozi,“sixiazi,niganbujiyeyemianzi?”

dibaotianhuayinluoxia,mazilianhejiucaobiyeweileshanglai,kanzheijiashi,danfanlimoganshuoyigebuzi,sanrendingyaoranglimohaokan。

“sanweiye,sanweiye……”

mianguanlaobantingdaodongjingcongneitangzouchulai,yilianshanxiao“sanweiye,tashuangyankanbujian,nimenyouhebiheyigexiaziguobuqu。”

dibaotianlenghedao,“laodongxi,niganzaiduoshuoyiju,yeyemenjintianbanizheimianguanjizalexinbuxin?”

laobanwenyanlianseyibian,kanleyiyanlimo,zhanglezhangzui,quehaishimeiyoujixushuoxiaqu。

talejielimo,zhidaolimojiushiyigenjin。

xiangquanlimoshishiwu,zhipabidengtianhainan。

limolianseyileng,xinzhongancun,kanlaizheisangedipijinrishicunxinzhaochale。

tanielenieshouzhongdeqianyinsheng,weixiaodao,“sanweiruguoxiangting,dengmingtianwohuizairongshuxiagongyingsanwei。”

dibaotianlengxiao,“ruguowomenfeiyaojintiantingni?”

limolianseyileng,“sanweiruguoyaoqiangqiu,neizhipawojiadahuangbuhuidaying。”

sangedipiduishiyiyan,suihouhahadaxiao。

dibaotiandaxiaodao,“sixiazi,wohaiyiweiniyoushenmebenshi,nizhunbeinazheiyitiaogoulaihehuwomen?”

mazilianheiheixiaodao,“haojiumeiyouchigourouhuoguole,wokanzheitiaogouhenfei,yaobuxiongdimenjintiandadayaji?”

jiucaobipaishouxiaodao,“neihaidengshenmea?”

limoyaoya,lenghedao,“zheishinimenbiwode!”

tasongkaiqianyinsheng,jierdaheyisheng,“dahuang,shang。”

“汪~”

dahuangyiyueershang,puxiangdibaotian。

dibaotianmeiyouxiangdaodahuangjingranrucixiongmeng,cubujifangbeipudaozailedishang,yankandahuangziyaliezui,dunshihedewawaluanjiao。

mazilianchaoqizhangdengjiuyaowangdahuangshenshangza,dahuangdesuduquebitagengkuai,pushangquyikouyaozailetadeshouwanshang。

“啊!”

maziliancanjiaoyisheng,shijingshuaikaidahuang,shouwanshangyijingxianxuelinli。

jiucaobijianzhuang,nalihaigudeshangshenmexiongdiqingyi,hedezhuanshenjiupao。

mazilianhedibaotianjianzhuang,yeshiliangundaipadepaochulemianguan。

“汪汪~”

dahuangyiziya,zhijiezhuileshangqu。

mianguanlaobanzheicaiyingshanglai,guanxindewendao,“limo,nimeishiba!”

limoweixiaoleyixia,“wonengyoushenmeshi,daomeideshitamensange。”

laobanxiaodao,“nizheitiaodahuang,zhenshilihaidehenna。”

limoxiaolexiao,an**lexialai。

benyiwei,dahuanghenkuaijiuhuilai。

kezuodengyoudeng,quebujiandahuangdedongjing。

limozuobuxiaqule,lianmangqishenlikaimianguan,zoudaodajieshanglianshenghuhan,“dahuang,dahuang~”

tiansezhujianandan,dajieshang,henkuaibianshenshoubujianwuzhi。

haozai,duiyulimoeryan,heiyehebaitian,bingwuqubie。

“汪~”

buzhizhaoleduojiu,limoturantingjianyishenggoujiao,liansedunshiyixi,“dahuang!”

eqing,taganjuezijidekutuibeizhuaidong。

tadunxialai,tingdaoneishuxideshengyin,bujinxiaodao,“nizheitanwangui,toutoupaoqunale?”

dahuangjiaoleliangsheng,yaozhelimodekutui,cuiculimokuaizou。

limoxiaomaleliangsheng,suizhedahuangchaojialiganqu。

zoulejibu,limoturanganjuezhouweidewendusihuyishunjianxiajianglehaojidu,lengyizhiwangshentilimianzuan。

“汪汪汪~”

turan,dahuanglianzhejiaolehaojisheng。

limoweiweizhoumei,tatingchudahuangdeshengyindaizhejinghuang。

zheizaiyiqian,shigenbenbucunzaideshiqing。

yucitongshi,siyouyidaolengyixiangyaocongtabeixinzuanru。

limoxinzhonggedengyisheng,turanxiangqineisangedipishuodeguiyizhishi。

不会这么背时吧!

“汪汪汪~”

zheishi,dahuangdeshengyinzaicichuanlai,qianyinshengdeliliangyezaijiaqiang,dahuangzaicuiculimojiakuaisudu。

不怕不怕!

limozaixinlimomojizijidaqi。

taxiangqichuanyueqian,laorencengshuoguo,yigerenzouyeluyaoshiyudaobuganjingdedongxi,yidingbunengpa,yaocongqishishanghetuiduifang。

xiangdaozheili,tayonglicuileyikou,“pei,runiniang~”