laofurenshizaiwohuo，youxiehuabushihexiaohaiziting，laofurenbianbaxiaocengsunfangzaizoulangyizishang，yazhexiongkoudebiemenduzijinruhuizhenshi。
laofurenyizou，simingjingjiuchaoxiaojiahuozouqu。
neihaizibaozheshoushangdetui，jiuxiangjuewangdexiaoshou，kandaotainainaizoule，zaiyejianqiangbuqilai，nulikezhidexiaoyanleiduokuangerchu。
buguokudejidijidi，xianranshibuxiangrangtainainaitingdao，xiaoyanleiganggangbuzhengqidegunluoxialai，jiubeitayongxiaoshoubeixunsucadiao。
simingjingdexin，momingchouteng，“wei，xiaojiahuo，bushichunyemenme，zenmekule？”
“小爷才没哭！”
“xiaohaizixiangkujiuku，chengshenmeneng？”
xiaojiahuoxunsuchaohuizhenshichouyiyan，quedinglaotaitaimeiyoufaxiantaku，fanzaodijinlejintoudingdexiaomaozi：
“nidongshenme，xiaoyebuxiangrangtainainaidanxin，talaorenjiashentibuhao。”
hekuangtaruoshikudexiongle，tainainaichengbuzhujiuxiangxishengbabadexingfuzenmeban？
xiaoyejueduibunengchengweibabadeqicun！
babazhinengshimamade，suirantameijianguomama，danbabashuoguo，mamahuihuilai，yidinghuihuilai！
simingjingdixiatouqingxiao：“zheimexiaoshun？”
tadunxialaichakantaxiaotuideshangshi，xiaotuijingguguzhechuyijingzhongdexiangdangciyan，bujishizhiliaohuidaozhijixinghuaisishenzhiweijishengming。
buguojiranshitonglei，tizhiyinggaihetayiyangbijiaoteshu，zhiyaozhenggudaowei，duanliedegutoujiunengyirouyankejiandesuduzaijimiaoyuheba？
simingjingzhenzhuozaisan，shenshoupenglepengciyandedabao，qingsheng：“tengme？”
“疼个屁！”
yuqinaixiongnaixiongde，tengsiyejuebuhengyisheng。
keshiyanshenliquezangzhekongju，shifenjusang：“nishishei，xiangganhuaishiwoquannichenzaodaxiaoniantou，xiaoyewomashangjiuyaobeijiezhile，maibuchuhaojiaqian，woshipeiqianhuo。”
哪有这么说自己的？
simingjingchixiao，guyidouta，fensantadezhuyili：“suiranshipeiqianhuo，yebushimaibulejiaqian，fanzhengzheimaimai，yifenqiandoubuxuyaotouzi。”
xiaojiahuomeixiangdaozijizhenyushangbufafenzile，likeduanzhexiongsheneshadebiaoqing：“huainvren，wogaosuni，nigandongwo，wobababuhuifangguonide！”
“nibabazhengzaibeirenbihun，mashangjiuyaojinizhaogexiaohoumale，haiburubeiwo……”
xiaojiahuoxiangshuo，wobabacaibuhuidayingni，keshihuahaimeishuochulai，simingjinghuranyiquanzazailetaguqidedabaoshang。
“aaaa，tengtengtengtengteng……”
qiliyishengcanjiao，jianzhicanjuerenhuan，likeyinlailebuyuanchudebaobiao，“xiaoshaoye，nimeishiba？”
xiaojiahuotengdechadianbeiguoqu，nufachongguanyishenghou：“jiwodasizheigehuainvren！”
几个保镖四下一扫。
“xiaoshaoye，nishuoshei？”
“jiushizheigehuainvren！”xiaojiahuoxiangyaonuzhisimingjing，taimouquefaxianhuainvrenbujianle。
咦，人呢？
xiaojiahuotaiqixiaozhangdexiaobufa，lailaihuihuidexunzhao，shiyaojiangneigehuainvrenzhaochulaisuishiwanduan。
“xiaoshaoye，nidetuihaole？”
baobiaozhenjingdefaxian，xiaoshaoyejingrannenggouxingzouzirule？
zheizenmekeneng？yishengdoushuoyanzhongdaoyaojiezhile，nandaotamenyanhuale？
xiaojiahuoyezaiditoukanzijidexiaotui。
咦，鼓起的大包呢？
“haha，xiaoyebutengle！xiaoyehaole？”
weilezhengshizheidian，xiaojiahuoxiankaimaozi，“pa”、“pa”liangsheng，jiangtoudingqmengdeshanhujiaoyonglipaijinnaodaili，dunshi，liangjingjingdeshanhujiaojiubujianle。
xiaojiahuojidongdetiaoqilai，yinweiyidanshengbing，tajiumeibanfabaxiaolongjiaoyinzangqilai，xianzaiqueyinzangdeqingeryiju，haha，yuanlaihaizidayidunjiuhaola？