kafeitingwai,zaoyidenghouduoshidejizhefenfenweiduzhuerren,huatongheshexiangjisimianbafangdeduizhuntamen。
muyunchilianseweichen,benjiulengjundemouzibumianbingshangjifen,tachulaideshimeiyoujigerenzhidao,zheixiejizheheyineimekuaidedaoxiaoxi?
“mushao,nirucikangzhegenvrenchulaiduibuduideqijunshao!”yigenvjizheyizhenjianxue,henhenwanleyanbaiqiqi。
baiqiqizhoumei,xiangjipapapadeshengyinduizhetaluanpaiyitong,bumiannaonu,xiaoshouhenqiazhemuyunchi,zhizhichuxuedoumeiyousongshou,manlianbuxie、fengci,zheinanrenzhenxiangrangtashenbaiminglie!
tajiushuoma!yigenangongshijiaderen,beirenbaibaidailejiniandelvmaozihainengwudongyuzhong,zhenshipiqihaodemeihuashuo,yuanlaihoushoudouliuzailezheili!
“tingshuomushaohejunshaoyizhidoushizhenai,mushaozheicikangzhegenvrenchulaishiyaohenxinlingxunxinhuanma?”
“mushao,ninyizhizuofengyouliang,yanyulvji,duiyuzheiciquxiangturanzhuanbianbuzhiyouhekanfa?”
baiqiqizhengzhazhexialai,yibajiangmuyunchituirurenqun,exin!laji!zheiyangbeihoushishouduanbitarangbudenanrenjueduishidiyige!
lihunxieyishutabuxie,zheigenanrentabuxie,shenzhiweimuyunchigandaofengci,taruoxiangli,baerzijita,taziranhuixiaoshidewuyingwuzonghebidafeizhouzhang!
muyunchiweiweinaonu,zheidoushenmeshihoule?zheigenvrenshuashenmepiqi!
huatonghexiangjijianshiganmangfenweiliangbo,yigeduizhebaiqiqi,yigeduizhemuyunchi。
“qingwenzheiweixiaojie,nishizenmecongjunshaoshouzhongduoxiamushaode!”
“yizhitingshuomushaoduijunshaoqinggenshenzhong,zhisibuyu,buzhixiaojieduiyuzheizhongxingsixiaosandezuoweiyouheganxiang!”
baiqiqibaocukou,“wotmdenengyoushenmeganxiang!wotmdedangranjushuangshouzancheng!”
shanguangdengduizhetayixiayouyixia,tuisangzhijian,baiqiqibuzhibeisheibandaozaidi,fengyanweihan,jinwoquantou,tabaiqiqizicongchengweiguojimoteshenmeshihouzheimewonangguo!
jiaoquqingqingcongdishangpaqi,buxiangyoubeirentuidaozaidi,shijigehuatongduizheta,rangtawusuodunxing。
“muyunchi!wotmdehenishibuliangli!”
baiqiqifennuchusheng,tacongbushibiequdenvren。
shengsikandan,bufujiugan!
“nijingrangantuikaiwo,haoyangde!”
duizhezuijindejizhebianlunqiquantou,chuquanrujifeng,biekantaquanxiao,youdeshiliqi。
ranerquanhaiweidaobianbeiyishuangdashoubaoguozhu,zhenggerendiejinyigewennuanyoulidehuaibao。
muyunchiweinu,jiangbaiqiqidetoumaizaitaxiongqian,chengbaohushiburangjizhezaijinfenhao。
zheinvrenzhibuzhidaodalejizhedehouguoyouduozhong!
yaoshinengda,tazaojiuchushoule,haiyongdezhetahuiquantou。
愚蠢至极!
baiqiqizhengzha,mmpshijiameiyigehaodongxi,baijiashizheiyang,nangongjiayeshi,bubidetayiwusuoyoujuebushoushou!
“nijiwosongkai!”baiqiqinu
“nijiwolaoshidian!”muyunchifanzao。
mushaozheicishirenzhendele,zhongrenfeiteng,ganmangxiangqianjiqu,ruguoshizhende,shuomingmushaokaishixihuannvrenle,neimetamendejihuishibushijiudadian,zhibudingmushaojiurangtamenjinlenangongjiadedamen,congciguoshangkuotaitaideshenghuo。
dangranchuquekuotaitaideshenghuo,mushaobenshendeyouxiuyerangtamenquzhiruowu,henbudedaotieshangqu。
muyunchishengqi,tashizhenxiangdaren,yinweihuailidezheigenvren,tayihoupingdanwuqideshenghuokongpahuiduoziduocaiqilai,nvrenshengshidenenglitakeshizhidaode!
meiguoyihuierbianchuxianyiduichuandaizhengqixizhuangnan,jiangjizhedulanzailiangpang,daitourengongjingdijuleyigong,“mushao,qingshangche!”
muyunchijiangbaiqiqizhijiedahengbaobaoqi,weixiedao,“zuihaojiwolaoshidian,buranjiangnizhijierengjijizhe!”
baiqiqifennu,rouleroubeiqizhadexiongkou,fengyanzhigougoudidengzhemianqiandenanren。
guicaishangche!benxiaojiegangconggaosushangxialai,neiyunduandeganjuezhenshishuangwaiwai,youqishiyoujitadailedingyanselianglidemaozi。
老实点?更不可能!
tashishei?zuosinenglibushiyibandeqiangda!youqishiduibuxihuanderen!
tabushufutajiukejingdekaixin。
baiqiqiduizheshenhoudejizhehuiqishoulai,neiyangzihaobudeyi。
“woshinimendemushaomingmeizhengqudeqizi,womenjiehunyijingsannianle!jiehunzhengdengjishijianweiming!junshengneigewuguiwangbadanjiushigexiao.san,chazuwomenfuqierrendeganqing!”
shenme?mushaojiehunsannianle?
shenme?tamenziyiweizhisibuyudeaiqingmeixiangdaoshichazubierendehunyindechengde!
baiqiqikanleyanmuyunchideheilian,fangsixianqihaibugou,chixiaodahanqilai,“wohemushaodeaiqingzaiwunianqianjiuyijingyoulejiejing!womendeerziyijingsisuile!”
噗——
jizhejitituxue,tamenjinyuxidemushaozaoyiyoulehaizi!
yinqingwunian!yinhunsannian!
buxing!yidingyaobazheijianshibaochulai,yidingyaoranggengduoderenzhidaozheitiaojingbaodexiaoxi。
jizhenaodongzuida,fenfenzhongxiangchubiaoti,jinyuximushaoweihujiaoqikulianjiyou,kebeiketankejing!
“kelianlejunshao,weilebaohuhaoyoudeqizijingranbuxizihuimingsheng。”yiweijizhekuaisudijizhejintiandexiaoxi,bumiangantanchusheng。
“tayoushenmehaokeliande,bushiyouwomenwanqianshaonvhetazuopeima?”pangbiandejizhebuxieqilai,mushaoyoujiaoqi,junshaomingcaowuzhu,zhengshihetamenzheixiehuayiyangdeshaonv。
yiweimunaidijizhehuangmangtaolichuqu,lingzhongrenbujie。
daifanyingguolaishijunchengdefangxiang,zhongrenganmangyiwofengdechaojunchengjingong,rubulenangongjiademen,chengzhufurendebaozuoyebucuo!
“gaoxingle?”muyunchizhijiejiangbaiqiqirengdaochenei。
baiqiqiqiaoqierlangtui,buxiedao,“yunxunizuo,haibuyunxuwoshuo?”
“muyunchi,wobuhenifeihua,baerzihaiwo,zanliangdezhangyibigouxiao!”
zhijianbaiqiqicongcheneishenchutou,duizhehoumiandejizhehuilehuishou,batarejile,tabujieyiyushijufen,bailemuyunchiyiyan,haobukeqididuizhesijifenfudao,“kaiche!yourenfangpi,tainanwenle。”
sijikanxiangmuyunchi,henmingxianzaizhengxuntadeyijian,muyunchidiantou,zuandaochenei,jintiezhebaiqiqi。
“womingmingwendaoyiguhenxiangdeweidao。”
“buhaoyisi,woganggangfanglegepi。”