laomoruzhigongsidediyitian，genlaobanshuobuyaojiabanfei，yaobadiandaolingchenmeitianganmanshiliuxiaoshi。
laobanlekailehua，pogejiangtashengchengxiaozuzhang。
tadaidongquanzujiabanhaibugou，dezhigongsijinniankuileliangbaiwan，jingziyuanjiangxinshuogengongsigongjintui。
laobangandongdereleiyingkuang，genlaomojiebaichengyixingxiongmei。
我无语翻了个白眼。
shenweicaiwunanengbuzhidaogongsiniandumubiaoshiyiqianwan，zhizhuanlebabaiwanshuokuileliangbaiwan。
youbushizhichangxinrenwobuxinlaomohuibudong，zhinengshuotashipaimapidegaoshou。
yushilaomodedaojiajiang，yufabianbenjiali。
nvtongshihuaiyun，tarangdadiao，shuoweiyiqieyigongsiweizhong。
xiabanlushangchuchehuo，talanzhelaobanburangpeigongshang，shuogengongsiwuguan。
benyiweizheishigenwomeiguanxi，kedangwoyeyequshixiangzhaolaobanqingsangjiashi，queyingmianzhuangshanglelaomo。
luoshuhuachouleyiyanwodeshenqing，zhoumeixunchi：
“gongsixianzaishikunnanshike，nizenmenengweilezijisiqingranggongsisunshiliyi，gongsihaocaishizhendehao，xianzaihuiquniyeyeyehuobule，haiburuweigongsizengjiaxiaoyi。”
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“gongsixianzaiburongyi，nizuoweigongsideyifenzi，bunulichuangzaojiazhijiusuanlejuranhaijiaojinnaozhizuankongzi，yaoshidajiadoushuojialisirenle，budouyaorenrenqingjia。”
shuozhetadongzuogancuililuoduoguojiatiao，taiduqiangying，“wobutongyi，qingjiatiaowojiumeishoule。”
wobenjiuyinyeyeturanqushijiqiexianghuijiadexinqingyufafanzao，shuohuayeshiqulekeqi。
“luozuzhang，wobushinizulidechengyuan，niyoushenmequanliguanwodexiujiashiyi。”
kemeixiangdaoluoshuhuaqueturanjingjiaoyisheng，“qitian？！”
xiayimiao，tayuchujingren。
“niquanjiadousiguanglema？canjiazangliyaoqitianma！”
woshenxiyikouqi，xiangdaotashilaobanshenbiandehongrenyourenleren。
“yinweiwoshiyidicanjiatanqin，suoyishijianzhangyidianhenzhengchang。”
luoshuhuameilaizhiqian，sangjiazhixuyaodakoutoubaogaojiuxing，talailezhihoucaijialeshenheliuchengdeguiju。
qizhongjiuyoutongshiyinweiganmaofashaodao39°xiangqingbingjia，jieguobeiyikoubohui。
haiyouzuolanweiyanshoushuqingjiasantiandoubeitashuoshijiantaizhang，tigongsanjiayiyuanzhengmingyebeitazhizetoulan。
jiusuanchenggongtongguoqingjiashenqing，yeyaozaixiuxirimianduitawuqingdedianhuahongzha。
woyiqiandoushitingqitarentucao，rujinzhenzhengduishangtacaijuedeshenmejiaobengkui。
zhenbukuishi“laomo”——
yitianshiliuxiaoshipinmingjiaban，quanyuewuxiu，haiyaodaizhesuoyourengenzheta“fengxian”。
luoshuhuajiuchanbuxiu，yingyaorangwogaichengyitian。
zoulangdezhengchaozhongyuhaishibalaobanjingdongle，“nimenduzheiliganshenme？”
“luozuzhang，nilaishuofashengleshenme。”
luoshuhuafenfendezhizewo，yuqimanshizebei。
“laoban，zhucaiwutaqingsangjiajuranyaoqitian，nibujuedetataiguofenlema！”
“benlaigongsixiaoyibuhao，jiushiyaojiangbenzengxiao，ninmeicaiyuanyijinggoutiliangle，tamenjuranhaidengbizishanglianpianjiaqi！”
zhidaozhenxiangdewoyekanxianglaoban，kantazenmeshuo。
gongzuozheixienian，woyexiangdangyulaobandexinfu，qinggejiaeryitabuzhiyulinse。
gongsizhuangkuangmeiniancaiwubaobiaodoushijingguowodeshou，xiaoyibuhaozhishihuashueryi。
“keke！”laobanxinxukesoujisheng，bikaiwodeyanshenzantongfuhe，“luozuzhangshuodebucuo...”
“queshitaizhangle，yaobujiusantian。”
meixiangdaolaobanjurantongyileluoshuhuadejianyi。
wolimabiebuzhufanbo，“laoban，nibushibuzhidaowojiazaibeifang，yiquyihuidousantianle！”
meidenglaobanshuohua，luoshuhuachayaodao：“nianqingrenbuxiangzuozenmezuohaogongzuo，zhengtianxiangzhesilederenbusijinqu，jisantianyijinghenkuanfanle。”
wozhenduitazheifuzuilianqideyayangyang，“woqinyeyequshiyaoshouxiaode，nishiguermameisiguoqinren”
“xiangshouxiaohaibujiandan？”
taangzhetouyilianjiaoao，“qunianwoqinmaqushi，wodoushikaidexianshangzangli，yidiandoubudanwugongzuo，zhijiejigongsichuangzaoleyibaiwandejiazhi，nikeyibianguizheshouxiaobiangongzuo，zheibubigensirendaizaiyiqiyoujiazhi！”
zheifanhuazhenbalaobanshuofule，tayilianzanshang。
“bucuobucuo，luozuzhangbukuishilaomo！zanmengongsiyoulenidinghuizhengzhengrishang！”
woqidemanliantonghong，zuihouhaishiwunaituilejipiao。