laomoruzhigongsidediyitian,genlaobanshuobuyaojiabanfei,yaobadiandaolingchenmeitianganmanshiliuxiaoshi。
laobanlekailehua,pogejiangtashengchengxiaozuzhang。
tadaidongquanzujiabanhaibugou,dezhigongsijinniankuileliangbaiwan,jingziyuanjiangxinshuogengongsigongjintui。
laobangandongdereleiyingkuang,genlaomojiebaichengyixingxiongmei。
我无语翻了个白眼。
shenweicaiwunanengbuzhidaogongsiniandumubiaoshiyiqianwan,zhizhuanlebabaiwanshuokuileliangbaiwan。
youbushizhichangxinrenwobuxinlaomohuibudong,zhinengshuotashipaimapidegaoshou。
yushilaomodedaojiajiang,yufabianbenjiali。
nvtongshihuaiyun,tarangdadiao,shuoweiyiqieyigongsiweizhong。
xiabanlushangchuchehuo,talanzhelaobanburangpeigongshang,shuogengongsiwuguan。
benyiweizheishigenwomeiguanxi,kedangwoyeyequshixiangzhaolaobanqingsangjiashi,queyingmianzhuangshanglelaomo。
luoshuhuachouleyiyanwodeshenqing,zhoumeixunchi:
“gongsixianzaishikunnanshike,nizenmenengweilezijisiqingranggongsisunshiliyi,gongsihaocaishizhendehao,xianzaihuiquniyeyeyehuobule,haiburuweigongsizengjiaxiaoyi。”
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“gongsixianzaiburongyi,nizuoweigongsideyifenzi,bunulichuangzaojiazhijiusuanlejuranhaijiaojinnaozhizuankongzi,yaoshidajiadoushuojialisirenle,budouyaorenrenqingjia。”
shuozhetadongzuogancuililuoduoguojiatiao,taiduqiangying,“wobutongyi,qingjiatiaowojiumeishoule。”
wobenjiuyinyeyeturanqushijiqiexianghuijiadexinqingyufafanzao,shuohuayeshiqulekeqi。
“luozuzhang,wobushinizulidechengyuan,niyoushenmequanliguanwodexiujiashiyi。”
kemeixiangdaoluoshuhuaqueturanjingjiaoyisheng,“qitian?!”
xiayimiao,tayuchujingren。
“niquanjiadousiguanglema?canjiazangliyaoqitianma!”
woshenxiyikouqi,xiangdaotashilaobanshenbiandehongrenyourenleren。
“yinweiwoshiyidicanjiatanqin,suoyishijianzhangyidianhenzhengchang。”
luoshuhuameilaizhiqian,sangjiazhixuyaodakoutoubaogaojiuxing,talailezhihoucaijialeshenheliuchengdeguiju。
qizhongjiuyoutongshiyinweiganmaofashaodao39°xiangqingbingjia,jieguobeiyikoubohui。
haiyouzuolanweiyanshoushuqingjiasantiandoubeitashuoshijiantaizhang,tigongsanjiayiyuanzhengmingyebeitazhizetoulan。
jiusuanchenggongtongguoqingjiashenqing,yeyaozaixiuxirimianduitawuqingdedianhuahongzha。
woyiqiandoushitingqitarentucao,rujinzhenzhengduishangtacaijuedeshenmejiaobengkui。
zhenbukuishi“laomo”——
yitianshiliuxiaoshipinmingjiaban,quanyuewuxiu,haiyaodaizhesuoyourengenzheta“fengxian”。
luoshuhuajiuchanbuxiu,yingyaorangwogaichengyitian。
zoulangdezhengchaozhongyuhaishibalaobanjingdongle,“nimenduzheiliganshenme?”
“luozuzhang,nilaishuofashengleshenme。”
luoshuhuafenfendezhizewo,yuqimanshizebei。
“laoban,zhucaiwutaqingsangjiajuranyaoqitian,nibujuedetataiguofenlema!”
“benlaigongsixiaoyibuhao,jiushiyaojiangbenzengxiao,ninmeicaiyuanyijinggoutiliangle,tamenjuranhaidengbizishanglianpianjiaqi!”
zhidaozhenxiangdewoyekanxianglaoban,kantazenmeshuo。
gongzuozheixienian,woyexiangdangyulaobandexinfu,qinggejiaeryitabuzhiyulinse。
gongsizhuangkuangmeiniancaiwubaobiaodoushijingguowodeshou,xiaoyibuhaozhishihuashueryi。
“keke!”laobanxinxukesoujisheng,bikaiwodeyanshenzantongfuhe,“luozuzhangshuodebucuo...”
“queshitaizhangle,yaobujiusantian。”
meixiangdaolaobanjurantongyileluoshuhuadejianyi。
wolimabiebuzhufanbo,“laoban,nibushibuzhidaowojiazaibeifang,yiquyihuidousantianle!”
meidenglaobanshuohua,luoshuhuachayaodao:“nianqingrenbuxiangzuozenmezuohaogongzuo,zhengtianxiangzhesilederenbusijinqu,jisantianyijinghenkuanfanle。”
wozhenduitazheifuzuilianqideyayangyang,“woqinyeyequshiyaoshouxiaode,nishiguermameisiguoqinren”
“xiangshouxiaohaibujiandan?”
taangzhetouyilianjiaoao,“qunianwoqinmaqushi,wodoushikaidexianshangzangli,yidiandoubudanwugongzuo,zhijiejigongsichuangzaoleyibaiwandejiazhi,nikeyibianguizheshouxiaobiangongzuo,zheibubigensirendaizaiyiqiyoujiazhi!”
zheifanhuazhenbalaobanshuofule,tayilianzanshang。
“bucuobucuo,luozuzhangbukuishilaomo!zanmengongsiyoulenidinghuizhengzhengrishang!”
woqidemanliantonghong,zuihouhaishiwunaituilejipiao。