xuanhaolezijidemaishenqian，limoanzhongsongleyikouqi，yaoshinengzaiouliandangzhongtuoyingerchu，takeyishaozouhenduoniandewanlu，zheigejihuikeyidingyaobawozhua！
zixixiangxiang，zhihoudezongyijiemu，chulemaomaokaozhezijidecaihuachuangchuleyipiantiandizhiwai，zaiyemeiyouyigesurennengchutoudezongyile。
erqiezixixiangxiang，yaobushiyinweimaomao，nimenzhendetingshuoguoneigejiaozuomingrizhizidezongyima？
chaonvbuxingle，kuainanbuxingle，geshoubuxingle，yihoujiulianhenduogongchengmingjiudedamingxingdoukaishilaizongyihunfanchile。
zuoweiyigesuren，zheigeoulianzhendeshizuihaodejihuile！
erqie，ruguomeijicuodehua，zaiguojinian，zheileizhenrenxiuxuanxiujiemugengshizhijiebeigale！
“duibuqilekunkun，zheicizhendebunengrangnizijiyizhiduxiule。”
youlejueding，limofanshenxiachuang，keshiganggangcaizaidishang，zhenggerenzhijieguilexiaqu。
腿软！！！
“yangmizheiniangmenerjueduishishejingzhuanshi！！！”
limohuanhuandezuozaichuangshang，suanle，xiuxiyihuierba。
zaicizhengkaiyan，yijingshixiawusidianduole。
limozhanleqilai，zhongyuhuifuguolaile。
xilegezao，chuanshangyifu，daliangleyixiafangjian，limozheicaifaxian，zijiyuanlaibushizaijiudiana，zheimingxianshizhurende。
zaikankanqiangbishangyangmidejudahuaxiang，zheiliyuanlaishiyangmidejiaa！
wojiushuoma，zheiliangnianjiudianchulezheimeduoshier，zenmehaiyourenganzaijiudianganzheizhongshierde。
limodaliangleyixiafangzi，renbuzhugantan：
“youqianzhenhao！yushihecesuodoushifenkaide。”
kanzheluanzaozaodewoshi，limolenghengyisheng：
“ninzijidasaoba，xiaoyewobusihoule。congjinwanghou，wojiushihaikuopingyuyue，tiangaorenniaofeile！zaijianle，wodechiru！zaijianle，wodezunyan！zaijianle，wodejiecao！”
limoyibianshuozheyibianlaidaolexuanguan，huanshanglezijidexie，zuihouhuitoukanleyiyanzheigefangjianranhouyanshenjiandingdeshuodao：
“woyidinghuizaihuilaide！dengxiayicihuilaideshihou，wohuibawojintiandiushideyiqie，quandouyiyijianhuilai！！！”
shuowan，limotachulefangmen，yankanmenjiuyaoguanshangdeshihou，huranyoubeidakaile。
limotuolexie，huanshangtuoxie，laidaowoshi，puchuangdiebei，saodituodi，haipenleyidianerkongqiqingxinji。
jiezhebazangyifushenmederengjinlexiyiji，youbazhenggefangzililiwaiwaiquandoudasaoleyibian。
zuowanyiqiezhihou，limocacatoushangdehanshuodao：
“xiwangtanengfafashanxin，zaishouliuwoyiwan。shizaibuxing，jiuzaimaiyicibei！”
limozuozaishafashang，yangzhetou，yebuzhidaozaixiangxieshenme，haoyihuiercaidashengdehandao：
“nitemejiushigechunhuo！！！nipeiwodezunyan！！！”
李默在骂谁？
他在骂他自己！
jiuzaiganggang，yifanhaoyanzhuangyuzhihou，tazhengzhunbeilikaizheigerangtajiecaosuiyididedifangdeshihou，tahuranxiangqilaiyijianshier，ta，tatemegenbenmeidifangqu！！！
tazhiqiandoushizhuzaihengchengde，zuotiannaozifaredasuanmaiziji，dedaoyangmidehuifuzhihou，yonglequanshenzuihoudejixumailejipiaolaidaolezheili。
suoyi，taxianzaiyaoshizoule，jiuzhinenglunluojietou，shenzhilianfandouchibushangle！
erqie，taxianzaiyebugansuibianzhaojiarenyaoqian，yilaiyoudianerdiulian，erlaiba，shizaibuzhidaozenmekaikou。
yifenqianbidaoyingxionghana！
“suanle，fanzhengdouyijingjiecaosuiyidile，yebuzaihushengxiadezheiyixingbandianle。”
hanguozhihou，limoyoukankaile，dousiguoyiciderenle，zheidianshierhaiyoushenmekanbukaide。
xiuxileyihuier，limozhanleqilaichaozhechufangzouqu。
dakaibingxiang，haodaihaiyouyixiesudongdeniupai、sanwenyuzhilei，jiushimeiyouqingcai！
jiranyaozhuxialai，zongdenachudianerchengyicaixinga，limojuede，yidunzhuguangwancanzuyirangtadadongyangmi。
wanshangshidianduo，fangmencaichuanlaishengyin。
zuozaishafashangdelimoliketiaoleqilai，laidaolemenkoudengzhe。
fangmendakai，limolikeshuodao：
“nihuilaile，huanyinghuijia！”
“啊！！！”
yangmihedejingjiaoyisheng，ranhoukanzhelimoshuodao：
“nizenmehaimeizou？wogaosuni，nizuihaobuyaoyoushenmebugaiyoudexiangfa！”
yangmibiaoshi，zijidiyicizuoziben，zheizhongshieryoudianerbutaishuxi，zheizenmehailaizhebuzouni？
李默笑着说道：
“neige，yangzong，ninkanyixia，jialiwoyijingdasaoganjingle，yifuchuangdandouliangqilaile，dimianyedoutuoguole，ninhaimanyima？”
yangmikanleyiyanjiali，tapingshigongzuomangerqieyequeshiyoudianerlata，jialiyizhidoushiluanzaozaode，xianzaiyikan，zhendehaoganjinga。
danshi，zheibingbunengdaxiaotadeyixin，tamanyanjiebeide
看着李默说道：
“nidaodixiangganshenme？wogaosuni，niyaoshiganluanlai，wokendingbuhuifangguonide。”
limoyizhidizhetou，wanquanbutingyangmidehua：
“neige，ninelema？wojininzhunbeilewancan！”
limolaidaocanting，yangmizheicaifaxian，cantingdecanzhuoshangbaifangzhelazhu，hongjiu，haiyouyixieshiwu。
“womeiguobangexiaoshijiuhuireyixia，xianzaichi，gangganghao。”
李默一脸的微笑。
yangmikanzhelimo，ganjuetameiyoushenmeeyi，zheicaifangxiabaolaidaocanzhuoqianmian。
limozhudonglakaiyizi，yangmizuoxia，kanzhezhuozishangdeniupaishuodao：
“你做的？”
limoyibianjitadaojiuyibianshuodao：
“shi，nichangchangweidaozenmeyang？”
limozuozaiyangmideduimian，yangmiquemeiyouchifaneryizhidingzhelimo，yuqibinglengdeshuodao：
“nidaodixiangyaoganshenme？”
limobuyuyangmiduishi，dizhetouxiaoshengdeshuodao：
“nengbunengbaituonizairangwozhuyiwan。”
“什么？？？”
yangmiyoudianerjingya，zheizhongshierba，zuodeshihouhen**，keshishiqingguohouhaishihuiyouxiegangade，suoyi，yibanzuowan，dajiagehuigejia，gezhaogema，shenzhiyihoupengdaoledouhuizhuangzuoshenmedoumeifashengyiyang。
zheilaizhebuzousuanzenmeyihuishier？
erqieyangmisuiranzhishihelimoganggangjiechu，danshitanengganjuedao，limoqishishiyigetingyaoqiangderen，buxiangshinengganchuzheishierderena。
limotanleyikouqishuodao：
“ai！woshiyishichongdongcailaizhaonide，shiconghengchengguolaide，shenshangdeqiandouyonglaimaijipiaole，suoyi，woxianzaimeidifangqu，yemeiqianle。
yaoshixianzaichuqu，zhinenglusujietou。”
yangmikanzhelimo，limoshuodao：
“wobushineimebuyaolianderen，yemeixiangzheliyongneidianershierchanzheni。nijiawodasaoganjingle，zheixiefanyedoushiwozuode。
jiusuanshiniqingjiazhengayi，dagaiyeyaohuabushaoqian，nijiudangwoshiniqingdejiazhengayi，niyaoshibufangxinwo，nijiwodianerqian，wochuquzhuyekeyi。”
李默一口气说完。
yangmikanzhelimo，shuozhende，tafanerduilimoyouleyixiexinshang。
meiyoudazhonglianchongpangzichuqushuigongyuan，yemeiyouyichushierlejiuzhaojiaren，zhaopengyou，xianzijixiangbanfajiejue。
yinweineidianshier，napalimoshenmedoubuzuo，yinglaizaizheili，yangmiyehuidaying，tapalimoyusiwangpo。
danshilimomeiyou，tasuiranliuxiale，danshijizijiganlehuoer，zuolefan，yisihenmingxian，taxiangyonglaodonghuandianerqian，erbushihaizhuazheneidianershierzuoyaoxie。
zhiyushuodiulian，yangmigengjuedezheishiyizhongnengqunengshen，renshengzaishi，gaiditoujiudeditou，zheiyangdeshiqingyangmiyudaodeduole，tazijiyediguotou，tabingbujuedezheiyangdeshierhendiulian。
nandaoshuidajiebudiulianma？
xiaoshuo《yule：jiewobuxiangnulile》disanzhangshidujieshu。