第1章 你这么想跟我离婚?

“jiefu,nixiabanlema?”

fangyuzhengzaichulibinglidan,jizhenshiwai,duanqunheisiwanghongdabandexinggannvrentoumozheliulejinlai、shudaibangtui,pifuxuebaiganjingrouruanxini,yijinlaijiupudaolefangyugenqian。

“zihan?nizenmelaile?”fangyuheleyitiao,xiaoyizicongmeijiguotashenmehaolianse,jintianzheishichicuoshenmeyaole。

linzihanzhanghongzhelian,niuniunienie。

“姐夫~~~”

“zihan,nizenmele?nalibushufu?”fangyubiaoqingyiyang。

“jiefu,wo,wohaoxiangdebingle,nibangwojianchajiancha。”

linzihankuazuozaifangyutuishang,tuqirulan,gengeshenguiyuanfuside。

fangyuyixiajiuzhanleqilai,“zheiyangbuhao,woshinijiefu。”

linzihanyoutiejinleliangbu,chuizheqi,“zheidouxiabanle,youmeirenkandao,zaishuole,wochabingni,wodefukebingle,nibangwokankanma。”

fangyulaolianchihong,gangxiangjujue,queshibeilinzihanshunshoutuidaoleyizishang,jingenzhetaneirouruandeshenzijiuqileshanglai,yongshouduzhuletadezui,hanqingmaimaidao:“jiefu,nidaoxianzaidoumeichangguonvrendeziweiba?ruzhuiwolinjiayekuaiyinianle,lianwojieshoudoumeimoguo,pingrilibeidamahechi,hulaihuanqude,kandezihanxintengsile,wojieqiaobuqini,juedeniqiong,danwojuedenihennanren,baorongwojiedepiqi、renxing,wohaoxihuanni。”

shuozhelinzihantoujiumairulefangyuhuaili。

fangyuyeshiyizhengankai,zheihuazhenshishuodaotaxinkanliqule,sheibuxihuanwenroutitiedenvrenni?

“jiefu,rangwosihouniba。”

linzihanzhenggerenguazaifangyushenshang,rouruanxinijiuzaizuibian,tabenlaichuandejiushao,**huanfeiyanshoudeyazaiyigenianqingnanrenshenshang,rensheidouyaofengle。

ranerfangyuzhongshiyaguoleyuwang,danxiaoyisheng,louzhetajiuyaobatafangxialai。

zheiyaoshizaizheilibazihanshangle,yihouzailinjiahaizenmezhengdaguangmingdedaixiaqu?

kejiuzaizheishi,jizhenshidemenbeirenyijiaochuaikai,linziyanmizheyan,hunshenshaqi,nazheshoujifengkuangshanshuojingtou,jiangliangrengouqiexingjingjinshupailexialai,pokoudamadao:“fangyunizheichusheng,duiwotumoubuguibucheng,jiuduiwomeimeixiashou?nihaishibushigeren?”

fangyuliansegangazhiji,“niwuhuile,shizihanshuotayoufukebing,zhaowokanbing。”

linziyanqixiaole,yanshenlengdekepa,“fukebing?nifangyushenmeshihouchenglefukedafule?hao,wohuibanidekougongrushitijiaojijingfangyijimeiti,nijiudengzheshenbaiminglieba。”

“ebudui,nibenjiumeimingmeisheng,yemeishakebaide,zuiduolangdangruyu。”

fangyukuxiaozhe,shoumangjiaoluandejieshi,shishigenbenbushitakandaodezheiyang,taiyuanwangle,yebuzhidaolinzihangaoshenmegui,zheibushihaitama?

“zihan,nikuaibangzhegennijiejieshijieshia,mashangwotiaojinhuanghedouxibuqingle。”

tazhuantouyikanlinzihan,lengzhule,linzihanlianselengdebitajiehaikepa。

tayanebiyidedingzhefangyu,“fangyu,yiqianwojuedenidanchunjiushiqiong,**si,zhishaobenxingbuhuai,rujinkanlaishiwocuole,dacuotecuo,nimenzheixieqiongrengenerjian,jiandaoguzili,woshinixiaoyizia,nijuranduiwoqidaiyi?haiyongfukebinglaidangjiekou?chayidian,chayidianwodeqingbaijiubeinizheizhongchushengjizaotale,zheijianshimeiwan,nidengzheba!”

shuowanzheixietaweiqubabadepaoxiangtajielinziyanneibian,shengleijuxia,“jie,doushifangyuzheigechushengyoupianwo,tashuowoyoufukebing,yaobangwojianchashenti,hairangwochuanshaodian,jie,niyaoshilaiwanyibu,wo……woderenshengjiuhuile。”

linziyanhaizailuzhi,zheixieduihuadouluzaitashoujizhong,tiezheng。

tayaonahuijiajiyeyenainaineixiezhangbeimenkan,rangtamenzhidaozheifangyushishenmeren,rangtagunchulinjia,zheizhongqiongbigenbenbupeigenzijicheshangguanxi,gengbieshuozuofuqile。

fangyucishizuohuileyizishang,biaoqingchuqidelengjingyudanmo。

“zheimeyanxibuleima?weileshenme?rangwolikailinjia?likaini?linziyan,suiranwomenjiehuncaibudaoyinian,gengshiwozhudongruzhuinilinjia,kewodainibuboba?jiawushiquanbao,sihounichichuanzhushui,chulebunengjiniyiwanjiacai,haiyoushenmerangnibumanyide?zhiyuduiwojiyuanzheimeshen?”

linziyanxiaole,heshangleshouji,“qiongshiyuanzui,nijiushibawodangchengzunainaiyiyangsihou,nimeiqian,wojiushiqiaobushangni,woningyuanjiwangzong、lizongdangyahuan,woyebuyuanyizainizheizhong**simianqiandangzuzong,diuren、diufen、diupin,meiciwojiemeimentandaoni,wodouxiangchileshiyiyangexin,taibuqitou、tingbuqiyao,zheizhongriziwoguogoule。”

“haiyouafangyu,nizhenshitaibazijidanghuishile,ruguonidelaoshibushijinlingmingyizhangjianzhi,niyiweinipingshenmenengruzhuidaowolinjialai?”

fangyujingjingdekanzheta,“yuanlairuci,buguo,nijiranzhidaowomendehunyinshiwolaoshigennijiazuzhangbeiqinzizhipai,yejiugaizhidao,nixianglihunbingburongyi。”

“yuanlaishiburongyi,kexianzaibuyiyangle。”linziyanhuanglehuangshouji,limiancunzhefangyudezuizheng。

liangjiemeiwanzheshoukuaikuaileledelikai。

fangyuyouxietouteng,zuozaiyizishangrouniezhetaiyangxue。

tabingbushiyidingyaoruzhuidaolinjiadanggerenjinkeqidefeiwua!

tashiyandouwuhaomenfangjiadezisi,shisuineinianjiazuneihong,fumubeisha,muqinlinsiqiangaojieta,yongshengyongshibuyaozaihuiyandou,taqinyankanjianmuqinbeiyijiancichuanxiongkou,daozaiyuyexuebozhong,zheifenxuehaishenchoukegumingxin。

shiduonianguoqu,taxiulianzhangshengjingyibanbutongshen,duiyudangnianjiazuneizhandeqingbaosoujiyewanchengdaban,shahaifumudedoushinaxieren?taleranyuxiong。

ranerhaiqueyidian,neijiushijianlizuyicuihuihaomenfangjiadeshangyediguo,zheiyidianmeiwanchengzhiqian,bunengqingyibaoluziji。

日子近了。

huoxu,yegaidaoleyizhanfengmangzhishi。

banxiangtanaqishouji,botonglezhangjianzhidehaoma,“xiaozhang,wanshangqidianqulinjia,woyaomianjiannigenlindaoran。”

dianhuaneibian,canglaodeshengyinsuranyijing,“zunshi,ninyaojianwogenlinjiajiazhu?zhei……shibushifashengshenmeshile?”

zhangjianzhihanfangyuzunshi,yaoshiyourenzaizhei,doudehechushenjingbing,yigeshiyidaimingyi,jinlingshengshou,yigeshiyiyuandejizhenshishixixiaoyisheng,liangrennianlingbutong、beifenbutong、mingsheng,gengshitianchadibie。

linjia,linziyanhuiquzhihoubianpobujidaidezuzhiqirenshou,qiaoluodagudehanlailepingbei、zhangbeimen,zailinjiazongtangnaoleqilai,youshikuyoushihan,shengyindadegenshazhuside。

henkuailinjiadeliangweihuashiren,linlaoyezilindaorangenlaotaisuibianchuxianle。

lindaoranyouxiebugaoxing,“ziyan,youchushenmeshile?nizheisantianliangtounao,shizhunbeibawolinjiachaile?”

linziyanweiqudedoukuaikule,juzheshoujigaozhuang,bajizhenshizhongkandaodezijimeimeigenfangyugandegouqieshitianyoujiacudeshuoleyibian,zaitademiaoshuzhong,fangyuchabuduoyijingbalinzihanjishangle,tingdezhongrenyaoyaqiechi,nuhuozhongshao,tebieshiyixielinzihandeqinshubei,neishihenbudexianzaijiubafangyuzhuolai,luangundasisuanle。

“woshuodemeiyouyijuhuajiahua,zhengjudouzaizheishoujili,wopaileshipin,zhengzhunbeitijiaojijingfang,yiweixie**dezuimingdaibuta。”

“zihan,nilaizuozheng。”linziyantuiletuitameimei,shilegeyanse。

linzihantoudiandegendaosuanside,beifendao:“fangyujiushigechusheng,woqingbaiquanbeitadianwule,wohaimeijiarenni,yihoukezenmehuoa?”

zhenggelinjiazongtangfeitengle。

renzhengwuzhengdouzai,meirenhuaiyiliangjiemeishizaizheizuoxi。

jigetongbeidenianqingrenchongchulai,yifentianying,rangrangzhejiuyaohanrenquzhuofangyu。

“zhirenzhimianbuzhixin,haiyiweizhangjianzhidetudi,buguanchengbuchengcai,zhishaoshigezhengrenjunzi,meixiangdao……chushenga,liantaxiaoyizidouxiangxiashou。”

“cirenxinjirucishenchen,ruzhuiwolinjiakongpameihuaihaoyi,yibuxiaoxinwolinjiadouhuibeitajizhengkuale,zheizhongdingshizhadan,bixuqingchu!”

“附议。”

“附议……”

suoyourenjibenyijianyizhi。

linjiadelaotaisuidiandiantou,“neijiuzhaonimenshuodequban,wubibanhao,bantuo。”

tahuayingangluo,zuotapangbiandelindaoranyibazhangpaizaifushoushang,hongmufushoushashiduanle,tadengzhexuesibianbudeyanzhuzi,chuandeshangqibujiexiaqi,tuomofeijian,lianshangbushifennu,ershijingkong。

“hunzhang!yiqunhunzhangdongxi!buxiaozisun,linziyan!linzihan!wobeinimenqisile!”

“keke~”lindaorankechuxuelai。

“nimenlianggechunhuo,nimenzhidaotashisheima?nimenyaoweiwolinjiadailaimiedingzhizai!”