长安。
北城门。
yidaodaoshenyingliyuchengmenkou，shensesuran，mianmuwuqing，zhouweideqifenmingxianyouxieyayi。
yichuanzhehesehuanguanfudezhongnianhuanguanshoulinazheyidaoshengzhi，chezhegongyasangzidashenggaohedao：
“dahuangzilimudebupeiwei，jiriqiqianwangbeiliangbianguan，zhenshoubianjing！”
“wuzhiyongshibudehuizhangan！”
……
zhongnianhuanguanlengmowuqingdemuguangluozaiguizhezijimianqiantingzhidezhinenhaitongshenshang，haitongnaodaidichui，shuangyanbihe。
zheihaitong，bianshidazhouwangchaodedahuangzi，limu！
zhongnianhuanguanyansulengmodeshengyin，huidangzailimudeerbian，tamimihuhudezhengkaishuangyan，faxianyanqiandeyiqiedouhenmosheng。
limuqianmeiyishu，minleminzui。
这是什么地方？
横店？
keyanqiandezheixierenyebuxiangshiyanxia。
jiunayanqianzheigenazhesihushishengzhizhileidedongxidezhongnianhuanguan，buyinbuyangdeqizhikebushiyannengyanchulaide。
宦官气质太真了！
还是说穿越了？
limuzaixinlirucixiangzhe。
jiuzaixiayike，tadenaohailiruxianqilangtaoyiban，yidaodaofeiyisuosidexinxiyongshangnaohai。
henkuai，naohaiguiyupingjing！
limudeyanshenyezhujianbiandeqingliangyoushenqilai，siyoujingmangshanshuo。
“淦！”
“我真穿越了！”
“haichuanyuechengledazhouhuangchaodedahuangzi！”
“yichushengbianshiyipinzhixuanjingqiangzhe，gengshiwushangdadaotitizhi。”
“zaizheigexiuxingzheqiangshengdeshijie，zheituotuodechushengjidianfengdekaijua！yipinzhixuanjingqiangzhe，naijiuzhoutiandijianfengmaolinjiaodedarenwu。”
jiuzhoutiandi，wudaoshipin，shipinrumen，yipindengfeng！
yipinyousijing，fenbieshihedaojing，zhixuanjing，tianlongjingyijirenjianshenxian！
limuyichushengbianshiyipinzhixuanjing，gengshiwushangdadaoti，youshidahuangzi，yeshiweilaidedazhouzhizhu。
anlilaishuo，tabenyingyifeichongtian，bijianriyuede。
danshi，zaitasansuineinian，shengleyichangzhongbing，mingxuanyixian。
gongzhongyuyifeijinxinlizhongyushijiangtacongguimenguanjiulehuilai。
zhibuguo，binghaozhihou，tadadeyipinzhixuanjingxiuweimomingmeile，shentiyebiandetiruoduobingqilai。
zineizhihou，santianyixiaobing，wutianyidabing。
nenghuodaorujindebasui，yesuandeshangshigeqijile！
“天才变废柴？”
“zheikaijusihuyoudianshuxia！nandaoshuoyaowohansanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi，moqishaonianqiong？”
“duile，tuihundeni？”
limudeshenqingyouxiekuse，meitouyijiuzhouzhe，renbuzhuzaixinlidigu。
甚是无奈！
“zhiyujinrizhishi，yidaoshengzhibawopaiwanglebeiliangbianguan，zhenshoubianjing。”
“shenmedebupeiweidoushishuojitianxiarentingde。”
“tamiaode，wobeirenxianhaile！”
“neixichuyunietaochuzhanganhewobanmaoqianguanximeiyou，xichuyuniegenbenjiubushiqianshenlimufangde。”
“qianshenlimuzhibuguoshiqiaqiaochuxianzaixichuyunietaozouzhidi，qinyankanjianxichuyunietaozou。”
“jiuzaizheishi，gongzhonggaoshoulaile，kanjianqianshenlimuhexichuyuniezaiyikuaier，yekanjianxichuyuniexianglimudaoxie。”
“wohuo，zhengjuquezao！”
“limu，hexichuyunietaozouyouguan。”
“dazhouzhizhulongyandanu，yidaoshengzhijiujiangzijifawanglebeiliangbianguan。”
“ranhou，ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule。”
limuyaoleyaotou，henkuaibianjieshoulezijichuanyuedeshishiheshenfen。
yejiangjinridezheishijiandandeshulileyixia。
jiandanlaishuo，jiushibeirenxianhaile！
tayigebasuidehaitong，zenmekenenghexichuyunieyousuogoujieni？
tadenaoziliqingchudejidehexichuyuniemeiyourenheguage，yeconglaimeiyouzhuxichuyunietaolizhangandejudong。
danshi，yigebasuidehaitongruhenengshuodeqingni？
pangrenyebuhuixintadehua，bijinggongzhongdegaoshoudoukanjianle。
李牧心里满是无奈。
“dahuangzidianxia，jiezhiba！”
“shichenbuzaole，yegaiqichengle！”
zhongnianhuanguanjianlimumeiyoushenmefanying，hengmeiweichen，suijichushengdao。
zheigezhongnianhuanguan，biekantazhishizhongnianrendeyangmao，yaoshiannianlinglaisuan，tadouyijingyizhijiaotaruguancaile。
zaixiuxingzhedeshijie，duiyuxiuweigaoshenzhiren，gaibianrongmaobushishenmenanshi。
ciren，xinghan，naishidazhouhuangchaoshiwanhuanguanzhishou。
人称，人猫！
shaoshaochushendelimutingjianshengyin，yixiazihuishenguolai，taiqitou，zhengzheqingcheyuanliudeyanjingkanxianghanrenmao。
tataiqixiaoshou，jianghanrenmaoshouzhongshengzhinaguo。
而后起身。
“dahuangzidianxia，gaiqichengle！”
hanrenmaomianmuwuqingdekanzhelimu，chushengcuicudao。
danshi，limuquemeiyouhuiyingqianzhe。
limukanzheshouzhongdeshengzhi，xinlimomingyouzhonghenfuzadeganjue，bijianfansuan。
sishiyouxietongqingqianshenlimu。
qianshenlimudenianlingsuiranzhiyoubasui，danchuanyueerlaidelimuqueyouzhechengnianrendesixiang。
tayidongbudong，chenmolehaoyihuier。
“hehe，guorandiwangzuishiwuqinga！”
limuturanzichaoyixiao，taiqitoukanxiangleyulandetiankong。
sansuidabingzhihou，biantiruoduobing。
buzaizhanganhaohaodeyangbing，quebeiyidaoshengzhifawanglebeiliangbianguan。
beiliangbianjing，youbeimanghetuxieliangdawangchao，yesanqianmanyibuluo，zhanshichangqi，keyishuoshishifenweixian。
yigebasuitiruoduobingdexiaohai，qubeiliangzhenshoubianjing，zheibushisongsishishenme？
ruguoshuohaiyouyipinzhixuanxiuweizaishen，neizhenshoubeiliangyemeishenme。
“虎毒还不食子。”
“dazhouzhizhu，ninkezhenshixinhena！”
limudemuguangxiachen，kanxiangzhangancheng。
tazhinendeshengyinzhongtouzhenongnongdejueqiang，yanshenjiandingwubi。
tadezheijuhua，jishishuojizijide，yeshishuojidazhouzhizhude。
tachenghudazhoudiwangweidazhouzhizhu，huoshihaimeiyoujieshouduifang，yihuoshixinzhongyouyuanba！
八岁！
李牧才八岁啊！
xunchangbaixingrenjiadexiaohai，basuishihaizaifumuxixiawanshua，jiusuanshifanlecuoyezhishiyidungansunzichaorou。
ranerlimudebasui，queshizaicangmangbeidi，zhenshoubeiliangbianjing，diyuyizulaixi。
zaiweixianzhongzhongdebeiliang，tahenkenengsizaineili。
虎毒不食子！
dazhouzhizhubilaohuhaidua！
心好狠的帝王！
好狠心的父……
buduoshi，limujinjinwozheshengzhi，ranhouzhuanshenkanxiangbeifang。
beifang，yihoutadetiandizaibeiliang！
“嗡！”
“shuzhongziyouhuangjinwu，shuzhongziyouyanruyu。”
“wushangshenshuxitongjuexing。”
“shenshunatiandi，jinbiluozhiye。”
“yibiluo，jingtianxia！”
“tiandiwanwujiekezhaohuan！”
jiuzailimuzhuanshendetongshi，yidaoshengyinturanzaitadenaohaizhongxiangqi。
yishunjian，limudeyanjingliangleqilai，liangyanfangguang。
金手指！
虽迟但到！