第1章 我还得回家给老婆做饭

“轰!!!”

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“shenlang。”zhongniannanrenqichangquankai:“xujiubujian,nizheimoyangyuelaiyuebuxiangshikunlunxuzunzhule,wohaiyiweishinagelubiantanxiaofanpaoleguolai。”

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“yuanlaishixiangshalewozainaxiakunlunxu。”shenlangxiaolexiao:“nishibushitaitianzhenledian。”

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kongqibiandesiyibandejijing。

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“这个傻女人。”

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“shangcidasaowuzi,shunshoubatafangzheilile,haihaomeirengdiao。”

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“zuihouyijian!youshenlang、qinmingyuefuqitigongde——”

taixiazhongrenqiaoshouyipan,paimaishidakaimuhehouquegangaditingdunlehaojimiao。

“ke,guzangzushijiuzhuziyimei!”

zhongrenhuaran,shenmegui!?

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