第5集 你姐夫不是好人

bingfanglideyigandafubukezhixindedengdaleyanjing,zheirenshizhiqiandeneigezhiwuren?zheijingshentouyetaishengmengleba!dafumenshihulalagenlechuqu。

zhijianlicunxiaodatabufa,suoyourenkanzhezheigezoulanglizouxiangjintoudenanren,yimibawudegezi,kuankuandejianbang,bizhideshenban,zoulushideyingzisashuangdeganjue,erqiezenmehuijianmenyizhongbajuetianxiadeqishini?cuojuema?

sihuhaiyinyindedaizhedianshuobuqingdeganjue。neishishaganjue?zheizhongganjueya,zhiyoujingliguozhanchangxuexingbosha、jingliguoshengsiderenyidingnengganshoudedao,zheishishaqi。

zhiyouzhangnianzaizhanchangshangroubosisha,caihuixuelinlindejileichulailedeqichang。

zheixieqichangyibanrenganshoubudao,danfanganshoudaoshi,neisuizhierlaidejiuhuiyoulingyizhongganjue,kongju!

erlicunxiaodeshaqizhenyaoquanmianshifangchulaidehua,neijiushishaqitaotianle。

zheishizoulanglidejigenvhushimenkandaozheiyimu,douzaixiang:“zheihuoxujiushizhenzhengnanrenqishiba?zenmejiwoyouyizhongwenxintashideanquangan,shuaia!”

jifenzhonghou,huidaobingfang,lizhurenxinweideduilicunxiaoshuodao:“haoa!womendoujianzhengleqijidechuxian,kannidezhuangtaixianzaihenbucuo,quanmianjianchayixia,ruguowuyichangzhengzhuang,guojitiannijiukeyichuyuanle。”

licunxiaoqueshuodao:“lizhuren,wozijidezhuangkuangwozuiqingchu,wodeshentimeiyourenhewentile。”

“xiaoge,bieya,nihaishizaiyiyuanlizaixiuyangliangtianba!”duantianganmangshuodao。

licunxiaohaishiyibaoquanduilizhurenyuhushimenshuodao:“zheixietian,ganxiegeweiduiwolicunxiaodezhiliaoyuzhaogu,shuoshihuawoyouhaoxieshiqingyaoqujiejue,hunmizhongwotingdaonimentanhua,wojiejieshizongle,wozaizheilimeibanfaduodaiyitiande,haiqinggeweilijielimoucishijiaojidexinqing。”

jinjiezhe,licunxiaomeitouzhoulezhou,ranhouduilizhurenshuodao:“lizhuren,haiyouyijianshiqingmafannin。”

“lixiansheng,ninqingjiang。”

“lizhuren,wokangfudexiaoxihaiqingtiwobaomishangshitianbangeyuede,woqueshiyouzhongyaodeshiqingxuyaochuli。zheishiwodeqingqiu,qingzaichangdesuoyourenwubitiwobaoshouzheigemimi,zheikenengguanhuwojiejiedexingmingwenti。”

dangtianzhongwu,licunxiaogenduantianzouchuleyiyuan。

zoudaoleyiyuandamenwaishi,licunxiaotingxialejiaobu,wanglewangtiankong,kanlekansizhou,wangzhezheigecongmeijiechuguoerqieyoushuxidexintiandi。

xinlixiangdao:“haishizheigeshidaihaoa!kankanjieshangrenneixingfugangenqiannianqianmeifabia!zijikeshijingliguoyiqianduonianqianyuxianzaigaoduwenmingfadadelianggeshijie,woyiqiansuochudeneigeshidaiderenleideluohou,bushizijiliangshiweiren,qinyansuojian,zhendehennanlijieqiannianzhihouderenleihuishizheiyangshenghuo。”licunxiaoliangjiubuyu。

duantiankanzhelicunxiaozaiyuandizhanlifadai,shanglaijiuwendao:“xiaoge,xiangshani?”

licunxiaokanlekanduantianhuidadao:“meishenme,jiushiconghuoxinsheng,huozhezhenhaoa!youqishizheigexingfudeniandai,zanmenzouba。”

duantianjiezhewendao:”neizanmenquna?wojizanjiaoche。”

“ng…kongpahaibunengxianhuiwojia,wodedatingyixiawojiedexialuo,zhaodaowojiezaishuo。”licunxiaohuidadao。

duantianyouyuleyixiaranhouwendao:“xiaoge,nizheigejiefuniyinggaihaimeijianguoba?”

“meiyou,wojiefushiwozouleyihoucairuzhuidaowomenjiade,niyezhidaozheisannianduolai,woyizhizaisudanjiumeiyouhuilaiguo,zenmele?”licunxiaowendao。

“xiaoge,ng……wogennishuo,woganjuenizheigejiefu,yinggaibushishenmehaoren,zanjieshizongyouershiduotianle,shangzhouwodaoyiyuankannishi,tingneigejiaozhangkeerhushigaosuwo,shuozanjieshizongle。

e,duile,neigezhangkeer,jiushigangcaineigezuipiaoliangdehushi,zheilianggeyuelaiyizhishitazaizhaoguni,renhenbucuode。

woyitingdaozanjieshizongle,wodangshijiujile,congyiyuanchulaijiuzhijiequnijiale,nibuzhidao,nijiaxianzaidabianyangle,yixiazichuxianhaoduoxiangbaobiaoyiyangdejiahuo,gegexiongsheneshade。

wodaonijiagentamenshuolebantian,caijiandaonijiefu,wowentazanjiezalianxibushang,tashuotayelianxibushang,shizonghoutayijingbaolejing。

danwoganjuetahaoxiangbingbuzaiyizanjiedeshizong,erqieketinglihaiyoulianggeyaoyandenvrenpeizheta,haigennijiefuyoushuoyouxiaode、daqingmaqiaode,made,yikanjiubushishenmezhengjingnvren。

dangshizheiqingkuangwojiukanbuguanle,jiushuonijiefu,laopodouzhaobudaole,nihaiyouxinsizaizheilikuaihuo?wodehuahaimeishuowan,tajiufanlianle,shuowozhaosi,jieguochongjinlaishijigerennianwochuqu。

xiaoge,niyezhidao,wodeshenshou,pingchangrenshijigewoyingfumeiwentide,keshizheixierenmingxiandedoushilianjiazi,erqiehaoxiedoubiwolihaideduo。

jieguowodibuguo,beitamendadepabuqilai,bawocongnijiarenglechulai,haifanghuarangwobuyaoduoguanxianshi,fouzeyaolewoquanjiarendeming。”

shuodaozhei,duantianjiukandaolicunxiaodelianse,yuelaiyuenankan,jiudixiatouyoujixushuodao:“wozaijiayangleliangtian,jiutingshuohouziyouchushile,houlaideshiqingniyezhidaole。”

licunxiaotingdaozhei,dianlediantou,chensipiankehoushuodao:“tianer,neinixianzaizainazhu?woxianzhunineierba。huitouwoquwojiazhouweizhuanzhuan,xianmomoqingkuang,zaishuoxiayibu,wodaoshixiangkankan,wozheigejiefudaodishigeshenmeqingkuang?bierangwochadaoyixieshiqing。”

duantianxingfendeshuodao:“haoa!xiaoge,zanmenyoukeyishuizaiyizhangchuangshangle,biexianwoxianzaizhudedifangjianlou,genzhuquanchabuduo,nibiexiaohuawo。zou!xiaoge。”

“zheixienianwozaiguowaishenmekumeichiguo,zhiyaonengcouhezhujiukeyile,neijiujinwanzhunidezhuquan,hahaha……”

liangxiongdishikaixindedaxiaoleqilai。

suihou,duantianlanleyiliangchuzuche,lakaimenranglicunxiaozuodaohoupai,guanshangmenzijizuoruqianpaidefujiashi,chuzuchexiangqianfangshiqu。

zaicheshang,licunxiaokanzheqianmiandeduantianshuodao:

“tianer,zheisannianmeijianle,nideshentihenzhuangshia!yeshiyimibadedagezi,kannideshentisuzhihaishihenbucuode,zaiyiyuanlinishuo,nijirenjiazuotieshenbaobiao,gandezenmeyanga?”

duantianyitinglicunxiaowenzheijianshi,niuguotoulaikanzhelicunxiao,naolenaotoukuxiaozheshuodao:

“kaishihaibucuo,yizhigenzheneigelaoban,houlaineilaobanrangwozuotaxiaoqingrendesijijianbaobiao,shuowoshenshouhaibucuo,weirenyezhidexinlai。wohaiyiweizheihuijielegeqingshengdechashi,nazhidaozheiqueyinlailehuoshile。”