第5章 媳妇儿你好像又大了

sheitemeyaoyongneiguidongxile!

taturanhenxiangjiangshoulideweishengjinzatalianshang。

keyezhishixiangxiang,diantimenhenkuaijiuheshangle。

ningwushuangpaodaoweishengjianhuanleyimajinhou,lijihuifangjiandasuanzhaotiaokuzihuanshang。yanjiaodeyuguangpiejianpazaidibanshangtuzhijiayoudexiaxia,houzhihoujuexiangqizheijiahuohaizai,suihouxiayishikanleyanzijimingxianbeidongguodediannao,zhengxiangshuoshenme,fangzaizhuoshangdeshoujituranxiangqi。

shigemoshengdedianhuahaoma。

xiaxiawuzheerduohuiguotouwanfenxianqidedengta,tuzhedahongsezhijiayoudeqianqianxizhizhizhexianggebutingdeshouji,“lengzhezuoshenme,haibukuaijiedianhua。”

ningwushuangzhouzhemeianxiajietingjian。

“wushuang,youshijianma,yiqichulaichigefan?”

ningwushuangzhengleyizheng,henkuaijiutingchushiyanjingdeshengyin。xiangqifangcaidiantiliyanjinheeliedemoyang,ningwushuangqiannuqilaiyuqibandianbukeqi:“jinwanyouyue,meikong。”

dianhuaneitoudeyanjingbingbujieyiningwushuangdetaidu,“neimingtianwanshang?”

meidengningwushuangjujue,yuqiyibianyoujixushuo:“shuangshuang,nigaibuhuizhendehaijihenzhedangnianneidianerxiaoshiba。”

ningwushuangnujifanxiao,“shenmedifang?”

yanjingdechengdeqingxiaolesheng,“mingwanqidianban,‘wenxiang’。”

ningwushuanglengxiao,“woshuoyandaxiaojie,womenbuguoloushanglouxiadejuli,fandezhequneimeyuandedifangchidunfan?”

‘wenxiang’shiashiyijiayoumingdejiulou,limiansuozhaodaidedoushiashishangliushehuideren。yanjingyuetaquneizhongdifangjianmian,yongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidaobushidanchundechiyidunfanzheimejiandan。

yanjingzhishishuoleju:“bujianbusan。”

tingzheerbianchuanlaidemangyin,ningwushuangfangxiashouji,yiyanbufadezuozaishafashang。

xiaxiachouleyanningwushuangyouxienankandemianse,xiaoxinyiyidewen:“yanjing?”

“tayuewomingtianwanshangqu‘wenxiang’。”

“‘wenxiang’defancaibucuoa。”xiaxiadiannaoyitui,pudaoningwushuangjiaobian,shuangyanliangjingjingdekanzheningwushuang,“ningzhuzi,daishangxiaodeyiqiba。”

ningwushuangxieletayiyan,xiabayitai,“zhunle。”

yankanzhehejinsiqiyuedinghaodeshijianjiuyaodaole,ningwushuangtuikaixiaxia,zhanzaiyijuqiantiaolehaoyihuier,caiconglimianfanchuyitaozanglansedemaonilianyiqun,dangzhexiaxiademianjiuhuanqileyifu。

xiaxiashuangmuyiliang,shixianluozainingwushuangxiongqian,xiaodeshifenweisuodejiangxianzhushoushenlechuqu,bandianerdoubukeqiderouleliangxia,zezechusheng,“shouganhaishizheimehao。”

宁无双:“……”

ningwushuanghualegedanzhuang,quedingzijizheishenzhuangbanmeiyoubutuozhihou,dianliangshoujikanleyanshijian,qishenlinqibaobaozhuaizhebuqingbuyuandexiaxiayitongchulemen。

xiaxiaqingtiaodechuileshengkoushao,“bierenjiadeguniangdabandepiaopiaoliangliangdequjianqinglang,nidaohao,dabanduanzhenglequjianpopo。”

shuoqiningwushuangdepopo,yejiushijinsiqidemushang,nianjiqingqingkaoyirenzhilijiujiangjinfushengqianliuxianeibansibuhuodegongsifazhanchengjinriruciguimo,zidangshigelihaidejiaose。

yuanbenheqiaoyishibuyuanyirangjinsiqiquningwushuangde,shijinsiqizijitoulehukouboheningwushuangqudengjijiangshengmizhuchengleruanfan,heqiaoyicaibudebujieshoulezheigeshishi,mianweiqinanrenleningwushuangzheigexifu。

liangrenganggangzouchuxiaoqumenkou,jiukanjianyiliangsaofensedepaochetingzailubian,chuanzhehuagezichenshanxikudemourenzhengyizaichetoufengqingwanzhongdechaoluguoderenpaomeiyan,yebuguanrenjiashinanshinv。

xiaxiayaoyaqiechidedengzhejinsiqi,“zheizhihuahudie,yebupayinqijiaotongdusai!”

liangrenlijinsiqidejulibuyuan,xiaxiashuohuadeshengyinbudabuxiao,zugourangjinsiqitingdeyiqingerchu。

jinsiqiyebunao,neizhangbinvrenhaiyaopiaoliangdelianxiaodesaoqishizu,“xiaxiabaobei,zheinijiubuzhidaole,nengyinqijiaotongdusaijiuzhinengshuomingbenshaoyezhangdemei。”

tongchangnanrendoubuxieyubeirenyong“mei”zipinglunziji,shenzhishiyane,ketajindashaoyequejuedeneishiyizhongduiziwoxiangmaodekending,erzheizhongkending,fanrenshibunenggoutihuiqizhongmeimiaode。

xiaxiachileyisheng,chaoxiajiapailaijiezijidechezizouqu。

xiaxiayizou,jinsiqilijixiaoxixidezouxiangningwushuang,zhangkaishuangbeijiangningwushuangbaolegemanhuai,chuntiezheningwushuangbaishengshengdeerduo,keyidixialaideshengxiansuderangrenhunshenfazhan,“lianggeyuebujian,xifuernihaoxiangyoudale。”

zheige“da”,zhideziranshicup。

ningwushuangbandianerbeigouyindaodeganjuedoumeiyou,daoshijuedeshouyoudianeryang。

shouganhenbucuo,jinsiqideshuangbeiyoushoujinleyixie,yuqituranbiandekelianxixide,“xifuer,niyoumeiyouxiangwo?”

ningwushuangyangtoukanzhejinsiqijingzhipiaoliangdexiaba,yuqiliyouyisiyaoyaqiechideyiwei,“dangranxiang。”

jinsiqipiaoliangdemouziyiliang,xiyuehaimeilaidejifushanglianmian,youtingdaoningwushuangliangliangdeshengyin:“zuotianxiawuyougenvrenyuewochulaijianmianshuohuailejinshaoyenidehaizi,benxiaojiezaixiang,gaibugaichengquannimen。”