第5章

yelanyiyibianguazheyouzhiyibiansikaozijidechulu。

tayoukuaidi,danmeiyoufangzhu,yougejiqirenxiaoguanjia,dantameiyoujia。tahaimeiyoujingshenli,zaizheigehuangwudexingqiushangwuyiwukao,yaomeesi,yaomebeiyishoudasi。

ruguo,tayouhenduohenduoxinyongdiandehua,qingkuangjiubuyiyangle。

takeyimaizhandoujiqirenbaohuziji,mainongyongjiqirengengdizhongdi,tahainengmaigebianxieshijizhuangxiangzhufang,zounazhuna。

yelanyisuanshixiangmingbaile,xinyongdiancaishitaweiyideyikao,meiyouxinyongdianjiumeiyouanquangan。

搞钱!必须搞钱!

zaiyuanzhudejiyili,zhiboxingyezaizheigeshidaifeichanghuobao,huoxu,takeyichangshiyixia,kaozhezhiboyanghuoziji?

bijingtaxianzaishuyubanwenmanghebancanfei,biedetadouzuobule,zuizuizuizhongyaodeshizhibolingchengben,buxuyaoxinyongdian,zuihuaiyejiushizhibojianhuobuqilai,tayoumeiyousunshi。

shuoganjiugan,yelanyijiangguangnaodakai,jiangpingmuqiehuanxingwangshangdezhibozhuanqu,dazhilejieleyixiazhibozhuanqudehuafen。

机甲战斗解析区。

yelanyimeiyoujingshenli,zheigetajiayubule,huazou。

科技小达人区。

yuanzhuzhidulexingwangshangdemianfeiyiwujiaoyuban,huazou。

手工小达人区。

quanshi**jijia,jiqirende,zheigebuxing,huazou。

农业种植区。

yelanyimeiyouzhongzihegongju,tayemaibuqi,zheigeyebuxing,huazou。

美食小达人区。

zheigeyelanyizaixinga,zheigekeyiyou,tadianjinbierendezhibojianzhikanleyiyan,zaicihuazou。

zhibomeishi,yaomezhibochi,yaomezhibozuo,douxuyaogoumaishicai!yelanyimeiyouxinyongdian,yifenqiannansiyingxionghana。

荒野求生区。

huangyeqiusheng?yelanyihuanshileyixiazijizhouwei。zheibujiushihuangyeqiushengma?zheigekeyi,zheigetahenxing。

yushi,yelanyizaihuangyeqiushengzhuanqu,dijiaolezhibojiandeshenqing。buyihuier,yigeduihuakuangdanchu,zhibojianshenqingchenggong,qingweinidezhibojianqugemingziba。

yelanyixianglexiang,xingjideziranshiwuneimehuo,neijiucengyiboreduba。

yushi,suishoutianleyige“zuohuangyeqiushengqulidedachu”,biankaishiletadediyicizhibo。

yelanyiyebuxiaodetanongdeduibudui,fanzhengguangmutoupingshangdekaishijianyouweixingmu,tashunshouzhenglileyixiatoufa,xuanzelequanxitouyingherenlianzhedangdexuanxiang,jiudianjilekaishi。

zhibojiangangkai,yigerendoumeiyou,yelanyiyejiumeiyoushuohua,jixuchulibianyitupishangdeyouzhi。meiduojiu,chuquxunzhaoshitoudeluranjiuhexiaoaitongxueyiqihuilaile。

ercishi,yinweixingwangdemengxinfuchizhengce,kaishiduixinrenzhibojiandalituisong,yelanyidezhibojiankaishiduanduanxuxudeyourenjinlai。

luoqiangjiuzaizheishihoushanglexingwang。tazoumaguanhuadefandongzhezhuyetuijian,turanjiandao“zuohuangyeqiushengqulidedachu”jigezi,limazuobuzhule。

haidachu,zhidaoziranshicaiduoguima?

zhidaochushizhengduonankaoma?

zijizuolehaojiniandecaile,douhaishigechujixuetu,zheirenjiuganzifengdachu。

luoqiangbenzheduizijizhuanyedejiduxinyangheweihu,diankailezheige“zhengzaizhibozhong”dezhibojian。

shunjian,huamiandakai,yigeyishenheisechongfengyi,yifushangyoubushaohuapodedifang,shenxinglvexianlangbeidenvhaizichuxianzaipingmuqian,tadelianshangdaizhexitongshengchengdeyinsemianju。

mianjuzhedangletadeshangbanzhanglian,zhiluchuleyizhangzuiheyigepiaoliangdexiahexian。yitouwuheidezhangfabeitazhachenglegaomawei,zhenggerenkanqilaiganjingyouliluo。

nvhaicishizhengzhihuizhelianggechuanzhezuozhanfudexingjizhanshi,jiangsankuaichabuduodaxiaodedashitoupinchengyige‘ao’zixing。

yinweizhibojianxuanzeguorenlianzhedang,chuxianzaihuamianlidelianggexingjizhanshiyedaizheyunvhaiyiyangdemianju。

touyingdehuamianfanweibuda,zhiyounvhaizhouweidejipingfangmi,danshiyenengqingxidekanchu,tamensuozaidedifangbushichengshili。

luoqiangzhuandongzheshijiao,shanya,shibi,tianrandeshidongliekou,daochengnianrenxiaotuigaodecaocong,huangyetashixiangxinle,zhiyudachutahaimeikanchulai。

jiuzailuoqiangguanchazhezhibojianhuanjingdaoshihou,yelanyiyijingjiangyiduichaihuofangdaolelinshidajiandezaokongli,“luyidage,nengmafannishenggehuoma?”

yelanyijianxin,zuoweixingjizhanshi,yewaiqiushengdebibeipintakendingyou。raner,xianshigaosutazuoshenmedoubuyaoxiangdangran。

xingjishidaidezhanshi,taheyingyangji!

yelanyimeiyoubanfazhinengxuanzelezuiyuanshideshenghuofa——zuanmuquhuo。

yelanyizaichaihuoduilizhaoleyikuaiganzaodebomupian,yongshitoujianmochuyigexiaoaocao,ranhoujiangluranzhaolaidegancaoyezifangzaimupianxia,zuihoushuangshoucuodongzheyigenxiaoganzaodexiaomugun,rangmugunzaimupiandeaocaolifeisuxuanzhuan。

yinweigaosudemoca,yelanyizhijianchileyihuier,bianjuedeshouxinfatang,siyaobeimopopile,erqieyinweishuangshouyongli,daidongzhexiongkoudeshangyoutengqilai。

tasuduyuelaiyueman,erzhibojianliderenyebumingjiuli,yixiejixingziderenxuanzelelikai。yixiexinjinzhibojiandewangyouqueyilianmomingqimiao。

【zhubo,zheishizaiganma,zhubo?】

【zhubozhiqianshuo,tazheishizaishenghuo。】youhaoxindewangyoukaishijieshuo。

【zheinengshengchuhuo,wozenmejiuneimebuxinni?】

【woyebuxin,nimenkan,zhubodedongzuoyijingmanxialaile。】

zheishizhibojianliyourenkaishikepu∶

【qingtingwoyiyan,zhuboyoukenengzhendezaishenghuo。genjumocashengredeyuanli,danglianggewutibiaomianhuxiangmocashihuichanshengreliang。mucaizuoweiyizhongyirancaizhi,mocahuishimucaibiaomiandefenzichanshengzhendong,zengjiaqineibunengliang,dangmocalizugouda,fenzidenengliangdadaozugougao,jiuhuifashengranshao。zheishigudiqiudeyizhongquhuofangfa。】

【loushangyeshuole,democalizugouda,nimenkanzhuboxianzaideyangzi,mocaligouma。】

【biechao,wozaizuodengzhubodalian。】

【坐等打脸+1】

【坐等打脸+2】

……

【zuodengdalian+shenfenshibiehao】

shishizhengming,zuanmuquhuozhendebushishangyuangaigandehuo,yelanyizuoweiyigetilifei,yejuedingbuweinanzijile。

“luyidage,laibangbashou,wodeshangkoushoubuzhule。”yelanyikaishishiyongzhaohuanshu。

dengluyijieshouleyelanyideweizhihou,tayibianmozheetoushangdehanzhu,yibianshuodao∶“nijiuxiangwogangcaineiyang,dengmugunmaoyanhou,bayouhuoxingdemuxiedaojinxiamiandegancaoli。”

kanluyizuodeyoumoyouyang,yelanyizheicaiyoukongkanzhibojianlidegongping,tameiyoulihui‘zuodengdalian’deshuaping,yiluwangshang,fandaoleneiweikepudarendefayan,huiyingdao。

“zheiwei‘nongkeyuandexiaoxianyu’dageshuodemeicuo,zuanmuquhuoqueshishigudiqiuxianzushiyongdequhuozhifa,tagengshiyuanshirenleilishixingdeyicijinbu。”

“xiangchuanzaigudiqiushiqi,yiwannianqian,youyisuimingguo,bushisishizhouye。qirenbusi,yanshizeshengtian。guoyousuimu,youjiaohuoshu,qupanwanqing,yunwuchuyuqijian。youniaoruoe,yongjuquzhuosuimu,fachuhuoguang。youweishengren,congzhongshoudaoqifa,yushijiuzhexiasuizhizuanmuquhuo,renmenjiubazheiweishengrenchengweisuirenshi。”

“suirenshishichuanshuozhongfamingzuanmuquhuoderen,zheizaigudiqiuqinchaodegujizhongyiyoujizai。《hanfeiziwudu》《shizi》《shiyiji》《gulikao》dengduobengujizhongyedouyoujizai。”

【bumingjueli。suiranbudong,danzhubotazhidaogudiqiudegushiye,jiuhenlihai,guanzhule。】

【bumingjueli,guanzhu+1】

yucitongshi,gangcaineiweinongkeyuandexiaoxianyuyezaidiyishijianjiangyelanyidezhibojiantuijiandaolezijidepengyouqunli。

nongkeyuandexiaoxianyu∶‘sulai,zheigezhibojianliyoudongxi。’

juansigaofushuai∶‘youshenmedongxi?’

zhihuinvhaiyaotutou∶‘shenmedongxi?’

yangzhuzhifudaitouren∶‘?’

nongkeyuandexiaoxianyu∶‘fukegudiqiuxianzudedongxi。’

zhihuinvhaiyaotutou∶‘wolaila。’

buyihuier,yelanyidezhibojianjiuduolejigerenmomokuiping,zhibojianlidetaolunyehaizaijixu。

【woqu,maoyanlemaoyanle,zhubodezuanmuquhuochenggongle。】

【neixiedalianderenhaizaima?liantengbu。】

yelanyijianluyichenggongdezhuanchulehuoxing,limapaoleguoqu,taxiaoxinyiyidejianghuoxingfangdaogancaoshangchuichuyikouqi,xiayimiaogancaoyezijiubeidianranle。

yelanyibugandayi,xiaoxindedianrandegancaofangdaozaokong,youzhuantiaoyixiexixiaoyirandemugunjiajinqu,denghuoshiyuelaiyuewangcaifangrudakuaidechaihuo,zhidaohuoshiwending。

yelanyizhengshijiangpingdidatieguofangzaijiahaodezaotaishang,sashangzhiqianguaxiadeyouzhi。

azhihaodeturouyezaojiubaifangzaitupishangkongshui。

suizheguolidewenduzhujianshengwen,youzhimanmanbianxiao,yigudongwuyouzhideteyoudexiangweizaizhibojianlisankai,zhibojianzaicirenaoqilai。

【wocao,zhubozheishishenmeweidao?】

【zhubozheishihuimofama,mingmingshenmedoumeikanjian,queganjuewozuilidekoushuiyoudianbaobuzhu。】

【你不是唯一的!】

suiranzhibojianlidaduoshuwangyoudouhenhexie,quehaishiyouneimeyilianggebuhexiedeshengyin。qizhongjiuyoubaozhedalianjingshenjinlaideluoqiang。

【zhubo,zheishizaizuoshiwuma?weishenmebudaichushimao,toufadiaojinshiwulilezenmeban,chaping!】

【yi,zheishizaizuofanma?nanguaiwojuedekoushuibaobuzhule。】

【zhuboshi,chushima?】

【zhuboyaozuodeshiwushishenme?weishenmewoshayemeikandao。】

cishi,datieguolideyouzhiyijinghuazuoleyoushui,yelanyijiangliangandeyouzhayongkuaizijialechulai,jiezhejiangkonghaoshuideturou,fangdaoguolijian。

suizheyelanyidedongzuo,wangyoumenzhongyukanqingchule,tupishangdebianyishourou,zhibojianlizaicizhakaileguo。

【wocao,neishibianyishouba,kuaigaosuwo,wokancuole。】

【nimeikancuo,woyekandaole,neishichujibianyishou,hongyanbianyitudepi。】

kandaozheili,pingmuhoufangdeluoqiang,zhongyuqueding,zheijiushigeborenyanqiuderen,yushitazaicifaqilechaofeng。

【bushiba,bushiba,zhubobuzhidaobianyishounengliangbaodongzhigao,zuochulaideshiwudoubunengchima?zhubozaizuoheianliaoli。】

【zhuboshiheianliaolishi,jiandingwanbi。】

【zhubolianbianyishouroubunengchidoubuzhidao,gangcaisheishuozhubohenlihaidi?chulaidalian!】

【woshuode,zenmedi,zhubohuigudiqiugushi,zhubojiushihenlihai,bufulaizhan。】

【bianyishouroubunengchidoubuzhidaoderen,sheizhidaoshuodeshibushizhende,bugenshaziyibanjianshi。】

zhibojianyinweiyelanyizheiyibocaozuozhijiechaochengleyiguozhou,yinweidajiabutingdeshuaping,fanerjizhibojianlidailailexinderenqi。

jiuzheiyihuier,zhibojianyijingcongkaishideshijigeren,bianchenglejibaige,zuoweiyigediyitiankaibodexinrenzhibojian,zheiyijingshixiangdangdebucuole。

yelanyimeiyouzuzhizhibojianlijiliedetaolun,tayemeikong。

cishi,tazhengmangzheyongbishoujiangturouyanleigudejianxi,jiangturoufenchengxiaokuai,zheiyangfangbianturouneiwaidounengkuaisujianshu,dengturoudebiaomianchuxianjinguangseshi,fanmianjixujian。

dengdaomeiyigemiandouchuxianjinhuangsezeshi,yigunongnongderouxiangweizaikongqizhongsankai。