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wodexinzhongyegenzhejinzhangqilai,dangenbenbugansongxie。
fumingzhudazhehedulinvxingdehuangzi,quezhihuizuoangzhangwochuodexiazuoshouduan。
wowanmingwangdaludefangxiangpao。
danshijiuzaizheishi,shenhoudejiaobushengturanxiaoshile。
woxuanzhedexinfangsongxialai。
keshijiuzaizheishi,wobeibeihouyishuangdashouqiazhuhoujing。
“**,chadianrangnipaole。”
“救命,救命!”
我急忙拿脚踢他。
keshililiangxuanshushizaijuda。
neiyishunjian,wojiumingbaile,jintianhuaidiaodekenengbuzhiludeng,haiyoulubiandejiankong。
nandaojintianjiuyaojiaodaizaizheilile?
不!我不甘心!
yankanzhewomashangjiuyaobeituojinluliangpangdecaocong。
jiuzaizheishi,wotingjianlewulawuladejingdisheng。
终于来了!
我命不该绝!
nanrentingjianjingdideshengyindunshihuangleshen,songkaiwoxiangyaotaopao。
wozhengningyixiao,wodezhengju,zenmenengrangniqingyipaoleni。
“咬死你!”
wozhuazhenanrendeshoubeifahenyaoxiaqu。
nanrendeshoubeishangdunshixianxuelinli。
“啊啊啊**!”
tazhuazhewoyitongluanda,woquebukensongshou。
zheidiantongbiqiqianshisiwangdetongkugenbensuanbuleshenme。
danwohenanrendetilixuanshushizaitaida,yankannanrenjiuyaozhengtuole。
qingjizhixiawoyidunluanzhua,zhenghaozhuadaolehoumiannanrendeyanjing。
chenzheigekong,wosongzui,chezhesangzidahan:
“wozaizheili!jiuming!”
henkuaijingchajiufaxianlewo,jiangwojiuchulai。
“xiaoguniang,nimeishiba?”
nvjingbangwocashilianshangxueji,woliezuiyixiao,zuiliyequanshixue:“meishi,doushineigehuairende。”
nvjingmomojiwodianlegezan。
zuobiludeshihou,tamenzhaojiutongzhilewodefumu,kedianhuaquewurenjieting。
buyongxiangyezhidao,tamenkendinghewodebianyimeimeihaizaiwanyan。
无所谓。
woxiangjingfangtichu:“buyongdengtamen,woyijingchengnianle,keyizijizuojueding,jiejie,woxiangquzuogeshangqingjianding,lingwai,wohuaiyi,xiongshoushiwomeimeipailaide,tazhiqianshuoguobuhuirangwohaoguo。”
wobazhiqianhefumingzhudeluyinfanglechulai,yinqilejingfangdegaoduzhongshi。
diertianwoanranwuyangchuxianzaijialishi,fumingzhudelianseheidexiangmozhi。
woyoutingjianletamianxiangxitongdejianjiao:“aaaaa!tazenmeyidianshiqingdoumeiyou!”
“doushuoletashinvzhu,yiciliangcishibaihenzhengchang。”
“没用的东西!”
xitongbuzaifayan,wotiaomei,mantiaosilidihezhezhou。
kanlaitadexitongyemeineimequannengma。
“meimei,kuailaichifan。”
wobapangbiandezhoutuidaomeimeimianqian。
“jiannvren!nishenmeyisi!”
wozhuangzuowugu,wonengyoushenmeyisi,wozhishiyigeguanxinmeimeidehaojiejieeryi。
jianwobushuohua,fumingzhudangchangxianbazhouxianfan。
ciwanshuaidesifenwulie,jidizhoujiandaowodejiaobei。
wotaiyankanlekantoudingweiweishanshuodehongguang,miansegengjiaweiqu,kanlaizheiyici,xitongmeiyoufaxianjiankongni。
jiuzaizheishi,menlingxiangle,jigejingchazoulejinlai。
好戏登场!
“fumingzhunvshi,xianzainishejidaoyizhuanganjian,xuyaonihuijingjupeihediaocha。”
fumingzhunanyizhixindikanzhewo。
woyeyilianzhenjingdikanzhetabeidaizou。
babamamazheixiazhongyucongmenglixinglai,congcongganguolai。
“wonverzenmehuifanfani,kendingshinimengaocuole!”
kanzhetamengenzaijingchehoumiandehuangluanbeiying,woxiaochulesheng。
真滑稽。
zuihoufumingzhuhaishiwanhaohuilaile。
jingfangshuo,meiyouwanzhengdezhengjulian。
woyidianyebushiluo,tayouxitong,ziranbushizheimerongyigaokuade。
huilaihoudefumingzhushoulexitongzhidian,dunshishoulianlexuduo。
danwozhidao,takendingshizaibeidilimomobieyigedade。
fumingzhujianchibuxiedizhibo,wangluoshangdeyingxiangliyezhujianzengda。
fushijituandezhimingduyegenzheyilupansheng。
fuqinzaiyemeitiyaojiangmeimeisongchuguo,fanerzaigezhongchanghepinfandedaitachuxi,qizhongxinsibuyaneryu。
jitianhou,wangshangturanbaochufumingzhubeibangjiadedangtian,wocengjingjiansibujiu。
yijingbaochu,wangshangyinqixuanran**。
yishiyuanlaifushijituanjituanhaiyouyigecongxiaozoushigangbeixunzhaohuilaidenver。
ershizheigenverxiaoxiaonianjijuranruciedu。
shangbeizideyaoyanyouliuchuanlechulai。
wozhisuoyiruci“edu”deyuanyinshizaiwailiulangdeshihouchedizhangwaile。
shenzhichuanyanwohuifujiazhiqianshizaishengsechangsuoganbuzhengdangzhiyede。
wangshangduiwodemanmadunshiputiangaidierlai,
guanyuwodeeyijianjimantianfei。
xiamianshiwangyouchongmaneyidepinglun:
“hehe,ganghuifujiajiugaoshiqing,zhenzang!”
“budebushuo,tazhangdetianshenghumeiyang,pifuyebai,yikanjiushiyechangxiaogongzhu!”
“shibahao**,wodianguo(wozhuangde),haha!”
“taya,yiqianyejiushi200kuaiqiangaoding,wohaiyoushipinni!”
“dage,qiuziyuan,qiufenxiang!”
“zheizenmebi,yigefujiamingzhu,yigeshangbudetaimiandeduoduo,genbenmeifabiya。”
“sishenghuozheimehunluan,shuobudingzhiqianmingzhubeibangjiajiushititadangdezaini!”
“shuodeyoudaoli,jianyijingchashushulaichacha@tianshigongan。”
yishijian,wodesixin、youxianglichongmanleduiwoderenshengongji,
shenzhiyourenjiangzhanmanjixuedewawajidaojiamenkou。
mamazicongmeimeichushizhihoupotianhuangdiyicizhaowo。
和上辈子一样:
“duoduo,bieguaibabamamaxinhen,fushijituanmashangjiuyaoshangshile,zheigejieguyanshangbunengyourenhechacuo。”
“burunijiuqugerenshaodedifangxianbibifengtou。”
“daoshihoubabamamazaibangnizhaogerenhaohaozhaoguni”
wolengxiaoyisheng,liangshijinglizheixie,suiyibuzaishangxin,danshixinzhonghaishihanyimanyan。
“mama,zheikongpashiwodehaomeimeijianyideba?”
mamazhouqimeitou,buzantongdishuodao:
“nizenmerucimingwanbuling,**meizongshinideqinmeimei,hainenghainibucheng!”
我嘲讽地看着她:
“kongpawodeqinmeimeibushixianghaiwo,ershixiangzhiwoyusidiba!”
“wangshangdeliuyancongnalilaide,mamaxinliyinggaibiwoqingchuba?”
mamabeiwoyiye,zhanglejicikou,zuihouhaishishuo:
“nandaonijiansibujiubushishishima?”
wodexinyijingshiwangdaodi,chenmodezhushizhetahenjiu。
转身离开。
mamazaishenhouhanwodemingzi,woyemeiyouhuitou。
zoulangshangyufumingzhucajianerguo,tayanzhongyou**luodechaofeng,fangfoyijingrendingleshishenglizhe。
cuoshendeshunjian,tachongmaneyidishuo:
“zhongshengyibeiziyounengzenyang,buhaishiheshangbeiziyiyangbeijiandexiachang!”