第3章

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wodexinzhongyegenzhejinzhangqilai,dangenbenbugansongxie。

fumingzhudazhehedulinvxingdehuangzi,quezhihuizuoangzhangwochuodexiazuoshouduan。

wowanmingwangdaludefangxiangpao。

danshijiuzaizheishi,shenhoudejiaobushengturanxiaoshile。

woxuanzhedexinfangsongxialai。

keshijiuzaizheishi,wobeibeihouyishuangdashouqiazhuhoujing。

“**,chadianrangnipaole。”

“救命,救命!”

我急忙拿脚踢他。

keshililiangxuanshushizaijuda。

neiyishunjian,wojiumingbaile,jintianhuaidiaodekenengbuzhiludeng,haiyoulubiandejiankong。

nandaojintianjiuyaojiaodaizaizheilile?

不!我不甘心!

yankanzhewomashangjiuyaobeituojinluliangpangdecaocong。

jiuzaizheishi,wotingjianlewulawuladejingdisheng。

终于来了!

我命不该绝!

nanrentingjianjingdideshengyindunshihuangleshen,songkaiwoxiangyaotaopao。

wozhengningyixiao,wodezhengju,zenmenengrangniqingyipaoleni。

“咬死你!”

wozhuazhenanrendeshoubeifahenyaoxiaqu。

nanrendeshoubeishangdunshixianxuelinli。

“啊啊啊**!”

tazhuazhewoyitongluanda,woquebukensongshou。

zheidiantongbiqiqianshisiwangdetongkugenbensuanbuleshenme。

danwohenanrendetilixuanshushizaitaida,yankannanrenjiuyaozhengtuole。

qingjizhixiawoyidunluanzhua,zhenghaozhuadaolehoumiannanrendeyanjing。

chenzheigekong,wosongzui,chezhesangzidahan:

“wozaizheili!jiuming!”

henkuaijingchajiufaxianlewo,jiangwojiuchulai。

“xiaoguniang,nimeishiba?”

nvjingbangwocashilianshangxueji,woliezuiyixiao,zuiliyequanshixue:“meishi,doushineigehuairende。”

nvjingmomojiwodianlegezan。

zuobiludeshihou,tamenzhaojiutongzhilewodefumu,kedianhuaquewurenjieting。

buyongxiangyezhidao,tamenkendinghewodebianyimeimeihaizaiwanyan。

无所谓。

woxiangjingfangtichu:“buyongdengtamen,woyijingchengnianle,keyizijizuojueding,jiejie,woxiangquzuogeshangqingjianding,lingwai,wohuaiyi,xiongshoushiwomeimeipailaide,tazhiqianshuoguobuhuirangwohaoguo。”

wobazhiqianhefumingzhudeluyinfanglechulai,yinqilejingfangdegaoduzhongshi。

diertianwoanranwuyangchuxianzaijialishi,fumingzhudelianseheidexiangmozhi。

woyoutingjianletamianxiangxitongdejianjiao:“aaaaa!tazenmeyidianshiqingdoumeiyou!”

“doushuoletashinvzhu,yiciliangcishibaihenzhengchang。”

“没用的东西!”

xitongbuzaifayan,wotiaomei,mantiaosilidihezhezhou。

kanlaitadexitongyemeineimequannengma。

“meimei,kuailaichifan。”

wobapangbiandezhoutuidaomeimeimianqian。

“jiannvren!nishenmeyisi!”

wozhuangzuowugu,wonengyoushenmeyisi,wozhishiyigeguanxinmeimeidehaojiejieeryi。

jianwobushuohua,fumingzhudangchangxianbazhouxianfan。

ciwanshuaidesifenwulie,jidizhoujiandaowodejiaobei。

wotaiyankanlekantoudingweiweishanshuodehongguang,miansegengjiaweiqu,kanlaizheiyici,xitongmeiyoufaxianjiankongni。

jiuzaizheishi,menlingxiangle,jigejingchazoulejinlai。

好戏登场!

“fumingzhunvshi,xianzainishejidaoyizhuanganjian,xuyaonihuijingjupeihediaocha。”

fumingzhunanyizhixindikanzhewo。

woyeyilianzhenjingdikanzhetabeidaizou。

babamamazheixiazhongyucongmenglixinglai,congcongganguolai。

“wonverzenmehuifanfani,kendingshinimengaocuole!”

kanzhetamengenzaijingchehoumiandehuangluanbeiying,woxiaochulesheng。

真滑稽。

zuihoufumingzhuhaishiwanhaohuilaile。

jingfangshuo,meiyouwanzhengdezhengjulian。

woyidianyebushiluo,tayouxitong,ziranbushizheimerongyigaokuade。

huilaihoudefumingzhushoulexitongzhidian,dunshishoulianlexuduo。

danwozhidao,takendingshizaibeidilimomobieyigedade。

fumingzhujianchibuxiedizhibo,wangluoshangdeyingxiangliyezhujianzengda。

fushijituandezhimingduyegenzheyilupansheng。

fuqinzaiyemeitiyaojiangmeimeisongchuguo,fanerzaigezhongchanghepinfandedaitachuxi,qizhongxinsibuyaneryu。

jitianhou,wangshangturanbaochufumingzhubeibangjiadedangtian,wocengjingjiansibujiu。

yijingbaochu,wangshangyinqixuanran**。

yishiyuanlaifushijituanjituanhaiyouyigecongxiaozoushigangbeixunzhaohuilaidenver。

ershizheigenverxiaoxiaonianjijuranruciedu。

shangbeizideyaoyanyouliuchuanlechulai。

wozhisuoyiruci“edu”deyuanyinshizaiwailiulangdeshihouchedizhangwaile。

shenzhichuanyanwohuifujiazhiqianshizaishengsechangsuoganbuzhengdangzhiyede。

wangshangduiwodemanmadunshiputiangaidierlai,

guanyuwodeeyijianjimantianfei。

xiamianshiwangyouchongmaneyidepinglun:

“hehe,ganghuifujiajiugaoshiqing,zhenzang!”

“budebushuo,tazhangdetianshenghumeiyang,pifuyebai,yikanjiushiyechangxiaogongzhu!”

“shibahao**,wodianguo(wozhuangde),haha!”

“taya,yiqianyejiushi200kuaiqiangaoding,wohaiyoushipinni!”

“dage,qiuziyuan,qiufenxiang!”

“zheizenmebi,yigefujiamingzhu,yigeshangbudetaimiandeduoduo,genbenmeifabiya。”

“sishenghuozheimehunluan,shuobudingzhiqianmingzhubeibangjiajiushititadangdezaini!”

“shuodeyoudaoli,jianyijingchashushulaichacha@tianshigongan。”

yishijian,wodesixin、youxianglichongmanleduiwoderenshengongji,

shenzhiyourenjiangzhanmanjixuedewawajidaojiamenkou。

mamazicongmeimeichushizhihoupotianhuangdiyicizhaowo。

和上辈子一样:

“duoduo,bieguaibabamamaxinhen,fushijituanmashangjiuyaoshangshile,zheigejieguyanshangbunengyourenhechacuo。”

“burunijiuqugerenshaodedifangxianbibifengtou。”

“daoshihoubabamamazaibangnizhaogerenhaohaozhaoguni”

wolengxiaoyisheng,liangshijinglizheixie,suiyibuzaishangxin,danshixinzhonghaishihanyimanyan。

“mama,zheikongpashiwodehaomeimeijianyideba?”

mamazhouqimeitou,buzantongdishuodao:

“nizenmerucimingwanbuling,**meizongshinideqinmeimei,hainenghainibucheng!”

我嘲讽地看着她:

“kongpawodeqinmeimeibushixianghaiwo,ershixiangzhiwoyusidiba!”

“wangshangdeliuyancongnalilaide,mamaxinliyinggaibiwoqingchuba?”

mamabeiwoyiye,zhanglejicikou,zuihouhaishishuo:

“nandaonijiansibujiubushishishima?”

wodexinyijingshiwangdaodi,chenmodezhushizhetahenjiu。

转身离开。

mamazaishenhouhanwodemingzi,woyemeiyouhuitou。

zoulangshangyufumingzhucajianerguo,tayanzhongyou**luodechaofeng,fangfoyijingrendingleshishenglizhe。

cuoshendeshunjian,tachongmaneyidishuo:

“zhongshengyibeiziyounengzenyang,buhaishiheshangbeiziyiyangbeijiandexiachang!”