jiangnanxinghuiguodexiaoxixiangzhanglechibang,shunjianchuanbianlediguo。
“ji、jizong,taitaita……bu!bushi,shijiangxiaojietahuiguole!”
zhulitaizheji,chadianmeichazhucheduansongzhiyeshengya。
“滚。”
kanjisitingfengyuyulaidemianse,yinggaishuochadianduansongxingming,zhuliliangundaipalikai。
xianchangzhaopianli,yueguowuyangyangderenqun,yiyanjiunengkandaota。
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jisitingmouseyian,tashizhendebupasi,ganzheiyangtangerhuangzhidihuilai,zhongmukuikuixiachengrenzijideshenfen。
nandaotawangle,zaitazheili,tashitongjifan。
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xiangsidemeiyan,wuyishiqinshengde,kanyangziyeyouwuliusuile。
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haimeixiaxian,xiaohaojiushoudaoyitiaosixin。
【@yilixing:tuhao,niyebuxiangdangxiaogouba?】
神特么土豪!
jieerliansandechongji,jisitingchadianqijueshenwang。
xunsuzhuanwanzhanghoujiangshoujiwangzhuoshangyireng,bashuibeisaoluobangongzhuo,pilipalasuileyidi。
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“yiyi,zhendeshiyiyi!wojiushuowoshishangyetiancai!”
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【@yilixing:tuhao,zaima?】
【@yilixing:qishiwoyemeixiangdaojiangnanxingneimelihai,buweiqiangquanbupaeshili。】
【@yilixing:zheiyangbatuhao,wojinizhuan10wanguoqu,jiudangjiaogepengyou,yihouyiqizhichijiangnanxing。】
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【@yilixing:tuhao,nigaibuhuishipawojiaonixiaogouba?】
对面没动静了。
banshanghoujiangnanxingfalegewenhao,jieguoxianshiduifangyijingjiangtalahei……
好心当成驴肝肺!
“huogaineigeshazishuyigeyi。”
yipangdemianbaotingjiantadesuisuinian,haoqidiwen。
“mami,shazishishei?”
zheikebajiangnanxingwenzhule,takunaodiyaoyaotou。
“妈咪也不知道。”
mianbaozhabazhedayanjingchuzhuyi。
“mami,xuanxuangegechaojilihaide,tadadajianpanjiunengzhaodaoneigebendanshisheile。”
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jiangnanxingsihaobuhuaiyixuanbaodenengli,bijingtakeshiguojirenzhengdetiancaiertong。
danjiangnanxingjiushigankaiyixia,qiandounadaole,tabingbushizhendexiangzhidaoneirenshishei。
“haola,mamijiubudanwuxuanbaoshijianle,nimenmingtianhaiyaoquxingquban,dongxidoushoushihaolema?”
四小只乖乖点头。
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jiangnanxingjuedejintianjianzhishizijidexingyunri。
dangran,shizaiyudaojisitingzhiqian。
mingguidehaocheshifenxiaozhangdiduzaiheqiniandecheqian,lianggexunlianyousudebaobiaozhanzaiyice。
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buguoyeshi,tabijingshijisiting,diguoshuoyibuerdehuoyanwang。
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jiuyinweizheigedongzuo,zhouzaoqiwenyouzhoujiangjidu。
jiangnanxingxiaozheqingqingyaotou。
“qiniange,fangxinba,zaowanhuiyouzheitiande。”
tadangchujuedinghuiguodeshihou,jiuzuohaolehejisitingzhongfengdezhunbei。
jiangnanxingwubiqingxingtazhijinmeinengrenchujichangderenshiziji,fouzebaofengyukendinghuilaidegengzao。
yingzhejisitingyishunbushundemuguang,bubeibukangdizoudaoletamianqian。
“jizongdajiaguanglin,youheguigan?”
jiangnanxingdeyuqilimaoyoushuli。
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guorannvrendoushishanbiande!
yikaikou,jiushileitingwanjundeqishi。
“jiangnanxing,nidaoshizhenbupasi。”
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“ruguonishiyinweidangchuneijianshi,yanbuxianeikouqi,neiwohenidaoqian。zhishidaowanqianhou,xiwangnibuyaozailaidaraowodeshenghuo。”
“bijingdangchujiangshimeiluo,yeshiyinweinixuanbujueliewazouleyidapigudong,suoyisuanqilai,womenhubuxiangqian。”
好一句互不相欠。
jisitingkanxiangyuanchuneidaoxiaoxiaodeshenying,yuqizhouleng。
“neitayoushizenmehuishi?”
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jiangnanxingyouxieluanlefangcun,danhaishiyuqijiandingdisahuang。
“和你没关系!”
jisitingtingjiantadehuida,zhijuedexinmomingqimiaodibeizuanjin,zheishicongweiyouguodeganjue。
hezijimeiguanxi,neijiushuomingtadangchuzhendezhishixiangwanwaneryi,suoyicaihuiyilihunjiuhuaishanglebierendehaizi。
jisitingqingyaohoucaoya,jifengdishuodao。
“neihesheiyouguanxi,shinineigeqingmeizhumadeheqinianma?”
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“shisheidezhongyaoma?jisiting,nicongweiaiguowo,xianzaiyoushiyishenmeshenfenlaizhiwenwo?”
“womenyijinglihunliunian,yegaifangguobicile。”
空气,仿佛静止。
xiangqiliunianqian,tashuiwanjiupaohaijichapingdezuopai,yijiliunianjian,yinweitashuozijibuxing,beipoerrumurandegezhongfengyanfengyu。
banshanghou,jisitingqingyaohoucaoya,nujifanxiao。
“xiangrangwofangguoni,meineimerongyi!”