第一章

chunjieqijian,wobalaiwojiaguoniandebiaojieyijiazhengpochanle。

yuanyinshi,xionghaizifanxiangdaojubawodedongxiquanbuzahuai,shejigaosilan,haijiangyimajinzhanzaibozishang。

“sidimei,nvrendezangdongxiyebushouhao,baobaokeshilongnianchushengde,yingxiangtadelongqinipeideqima!“wolengxiaozhelachuzhangdan。

“youmeiyoulongqishaohouzaishuo,nibaobaozhenjinbaiyinsunhuaidewupinpeiyixia。”

danianchuerqinqidoulaiwojiachifan。

wogaohaoweishengzhunbeihaolingzui,wolaogongdebiaojiejiudaizhelianggehaizilaile。

wohaimeifanyingguolai,dadenanhaichuanzheqiuxiebengshanglewoxinmaideshafatan:“laia!yiqiyaobai!“zangqiuxiezaiwojingxintiaoxuandemaorongtanshangliuxiayigegeshuodadeheijiaoyin。

wozhengyaofazuo,biaojiejiuaiyoyisheng:“aiyawozheixiangxialaidehaizibudongshi,haizhenshiailenideyanle,wozheijiuzou。“tazhuangchuyifuyaozoudeyangzi,haibuwangshunleyibaguazi,

gongdiemangyingshanglai:“xinxifubudongshi,yihuiranghuihuihuangetanzi!”

shunbianfengkuangyongyanshenanshiwo。

wolaogongjiashizuogongyipinfajia,neigedianpushibiaojiebabakaibuxiaquzhuanguolaide,sheizhidaolewolaogongshoulijiugenhuoguolaiyiyang,shengyihonghuo。|zheixienianlaigongdieyizhijuedechenglebiaojiejiadeqing,suoyiduitahelianggexionghaizidoupoweirenrang。

woyaxiahuoqi,zhuanshenquchufang。

haimeizouchuliangbu,shenhouhualaladeyizhenjuxiang。

wohuiguotouqu,biaojiedexiaonverbachajishangdeguaguoquanshuaizaidishang,bianzhezuidunang:“jianmincaichizheige,bengongzhucaibuyaochizheixielaji!”

wozhijuedexueyachongchongwangshangzhang。

haojiahuo,zheizhenchunchunxionghaizia。

还一下子来俩!

wohaimeishuohuani,biaojiejiumengdewuzhuxiongkou:“daodishiluopole,doukanbuqiwojia,woyigerendailianghaiziguolai,liandianhaodongxidoushebudebaichulai。”

公爹一脸便秘。

woxiaolexiao:“biaojie,zheikaixinguokeshiwomacongguowaimaihuilaide,yibaikuaimaibudaoyijin。”

zhenggewuzilianjingxialai。

biaojiekanzhedishangsuichengzhazidekaixinguo,lianshangyouxierouteng。

wobandunzaidishoushi,wanxidao:“zhenshide,benlaihaixiangzheshengxiadekaixinguodourangbiaojiedaihuiqu,meixiangzheidiandongxigenbenrubuleqianqianxiaogongzhudeyan。”

qianqianjiushibiaojiedenver,xianzaicaizaishafashangdenanhaijiaohaohao。

biaojieyiga,nucongzhonglaidepailexiaqianqian:“ninengbunengxuexuenigege,yezhuchibulexikang!“dunshi,qianqianwadeyishengkulechulai

haohaoxingzailehuodezaishafashangtiaolaitiaoqu:“chunhuoyoubeimamamage,xiaoyezhuhahahahaha!”

满屋子鸡飞狗跳。

gongdieshouzuwucuodekanzheyiqie,lianshangdezhouwenhenhenduizaileyikuai。

zheixianggangshoushihao,woyitaitou,caifaxianhaohaobujianle。

这可坏事了。

womangzhuanguotou,kaishizhaohaohaoqulena。

faxianwogenlaogongdezhuwomenbuzhiheshidakaile,limianchuanchubuliaosiliedeshengyin。

woxinliaihaoyisheng,jicongcongdejijinwuzi。

zheigenwozhiqianneigeganjingzhengjiedefangjianyijingdabuxiangtong。

******sanluoyidi,shangmianmanshiheisedaqiuxieyin,wodefendiyehekouhongjinshubeifanchulai,gezhongdapaishui***quandou“kongleping”。

haohaodaizhewodemojingzhanzaiwodechuangshang,bozishangweizheyimajin,niukaiwoshebudeyongdefenshuangyipen:“fashe!“

shenzhigubushangzheixie,woyoukanjianlewochangkaidechouti。

limianbengaipingzhengfangzhedeshejigaobuyierfei。

woxintaichedibaozhale,zoudaochuangbianjiuzhuta:“wofangzaichoutilideshejigaoni!“haohaoyibashuaikaiwo:“shenmedongxi,bujiuyiduifeizhima,kanwojinijiandechuangzhi!“woshunzhetademuguangkanqu。

fangjiandejiaoluolisanzheyiduisuizhi,haiyouzhangbeijianchuduichengxingzhuangdeshejitu。

woqidehunshenfadou,zouguoqunaqilaiyikan。

上面的形状..

yihuitou,haohaochongwobilegezhongzhi,tuzheshetoudajiao:“dabian,hahahaha!”

我真的要气晕了。

zheishejitushiwohaoburongyiyoulelingganzhihouaolewutianyehuachulaide。

xianzaiquandousuichenglezhipian。

gongdiefaxianbuduijing,tanchubangenaodai:“zenmelehuihui?”

wodeyanjingyehongle:“wodeshejigao,quanmeile。”

gongdieyeshizhidaowogongzuodexinku,dunshiyeyouxieshengqile:“nizheihaizi,yetaiwanpiledian……”

tahuahaimeishuowan,biaojiekutianhandidechongjinlai,yibaduozouhaohaobozishangdeyimajin。

“aiyawodetianyea,zheinvrendezangdongxizenmenengweizhe,nikeshilongnianchushengde,zheihuiyingxiangnidelongqi!”

taniuguotoulai,youzhizewo:“nizenmenengbajiandaozheimeweixiandedongxibaizaiwaimian,wanyishangdaohaohaole,wogennimeiwan!”

wolengzhelian:“zhuwodemenshiguanshangde,tazijifeiyaojinlai。“biaojieyanzhuziyizhuan,guaijiaoyisheng:“nihaizhidaoshiguanshangdea,zijiaqinqiguolaichuanmenhaizhezheyanyan..”

tahuanshiyiquan,muguangluozaidimiande******shang,shenqingshuobuchudeqingman,“gaibuhuishiwoshizangleshenmejianbuderendedongxi,nimennianqingrenjiushiwandehuae。”

“bizui!”gongdieturanhandao。

worendegongdiezheimejiu,haishidiyicizaitalianshangkanjianzheimeshengqideshenqing。

tazhizhebiaojie:“zhiqianwodoudangshixiaohaizibudongshi,nizheicizhendetaiguofenle,haiwurushangwojiahaizile。“biaojiedengdayanjing:“erxifuyenengsuanzijiahaizi?“

“dangransuan,”gongdiezhizhemenkou,“wuzilidesunshihuihuigennisuan,niganjindaizhehaohaochuqu!“biaojiejiangongdieshizhendedonglenu,buyuededunanglejiju,haishidaizhehaohaochuqule。

woyankuangyouxiehong,pengzheshejigaokannengfouhuifu。

等我回到客厅。

biaojiewaizhebozizuozaishafashang,kanyangzishihaixianggaoshi。

我冷笑一声。

fanzhengtamenzhenderedaowole,jiusuanbugaoshi,woyebuyaotamenhaoguo。

zhengqiaolinjutingdaodongjing,guolaiqiaomenwenqingkuang。

wojiezhegentajieshidejihui,daomenwaijilaogongdalegedianhua。

“guqingyue,nizaibuhuilai,nizheigejiajiuyaobeichaisanle!“