duiyuwangyueryan,tadedianjingshengyawanmeiwuque。
zaicflingyu,tayongyou“jueduilingxiu”he“chuanqijushen”dekepachengwei。
tazonghengxingjizhengbadeshihou,beiguanmingtianwangxuanshou,zhengfusandazhongzuwushuzhiyewanjia。
tacanyubingcehuadelolhuobaoquanqiu,cengjinglvlingskthengsaoyiqie,bingqieyudamowangfakerqinruxiongdi。
qianyizhenzi,tazaihanfuwanleyijushiziwang,yibuxiaoxinnvekunvzhubo,yinlaiwushuwanjiarenrousousuo,weicitaduolesangeyuedefengtou,zheizhongqiangdelianzijidoushengwukeliandeganjue,rangtahaoshengbushiziwei。
ruofeideshuotayoushenmequediandehua,neijiushiyizhimeiyougaidiaochuiniubidemaobing。
biruyishang,doushitachuide……
……
shishishangni,wangyuzhishisuzhoushimouxiaoqumougalalideyimei**siqingnian,meiquanmeishi,hunchidengsi。
yinweitaihuichuiniule,xianzaitazhengtanshangleyijianmafanshiqing。
“wangyu,wohuaiyunle!”
shuohuadeshilanshan,chuanzheleisidadishan,duanqunheisi,huotuotuodexiaomeirenyige。
wangyumianseyinchen,lenglengdisaoletayiyan,shuodao:“shuoba,yaoduoshaoqian?”
lanshanmeiyouhuida,yanzhongduijizheyicengshuiwu,fanwendao:“zheijiushi‘zuiqiangwangzhe’,‘guofudiyi’shuochulaidehuama?”
wangyulengleleng,buxieyigudao:“zheigeniubiwodequechuiguo,dangennihuaiyunyoushenmeguanxi?zhaowotoushanglaishijigeyisi,huashiqiaozha,jietoupengci?”
lanshanliansecanbai,jiaoqiaodeshentiyaoyaoyuzhui,xiufendao:“wangyu,nihaisuannanrenma?”
“xiaohua!”tagangxiangbaofayitongnuhuo,zhuanyankandaotashenqingbengkui,huanhelekouqi,shuodao:“zheimeshuoba,neiwanluduolewoyemihule,danyoumeiyouneimeqiao,yiyexidangdie?heidengxiahuodeniquedingmeirencuoren?”
lanshanchenmole,liangjiushuodao:“wozhihenishuiguo。”
“zhenqiao,woyezhihenishuiguo。”wangyuyayizhehuoqi,budenglanshangaoxing,lengxiaodao:“nixinma?”
“ni!”lanshanqidehunshenfazhan,luomodidixiatou,shuodao:“nishiguofudiyi,nishishijieguanjun,wopeibushangni,niyebuhuikanshangwo,wozhidaole!”
“neinihailaiewo,dangwoshi**a!yipaodaxiang?zheiyetailaotaoleba!xiaojie,wozhishigennikaigewanxiaohaofa,nikanwoxiangshijiediyi?zuiqiangwangzhe?zaijietousuibianzhaoyigerendoubiwolihai,nixinbuxin?”
“hehe。”lanshanbeiliangyixiao,queshuodao:“wobuxin。”
tachenxialian,erqianzhexianyibushuodao:“buyaoshuole,nideyisiwodongle,zheishiqingwozijihuijiejue,nibuyongdanxin。”
tingdaozheihua,tayoulaiqile,tahelanshanzhishiwangbalirenshideluyou,yinweiwandehaipijiudaleyipao,zaitayinxiangli,zheizhongnvrenwanwanjiushile,haihuishidiyici?tiandadexiaohua!
“xiaojie,zanmendoushichengnianren,jiubunengyukuaidewanshualema?”shuozhe,tatankaishou,jixudao:“nikankanwodeshuangshou,xiangshizhanmanlezuiederuiwenma?”
lanshanbujiasisuodidiantou,shuodao:“xiang!”
budebushuo,wangyudeshuangshoujiyoumaixiang,shouzhibaixiganjing,xiuzhangyuanrun,erqiekanshangqujiweiyouli,poyouxiebuxunchangzhichu!
wangyuxingxingchouhuishou,shundaitaochujizhangsanchao,bunaifandao:“naqunaqu,malagebide,suanlaozidaomei,shuilebierenlaopohaitmdzijitaoqiandatai!”
lanshandezuijiaoluchuyigemeilideliwo,duitakouzhongdewuhuizhicixiyiweichang,taitoushuodao:“wangyu,wobuyaonideqian,yemeixiangniduiwofuze,wozhixiangrangnizhidao,woshinidenvren,zhengjujiuzaiwoshentili。”
“啪!”
wangyuqideyibazhangshuaizailanshanlianshang,pokoudamadao:“shangfenbiao,wozaizhongfuyibian,nirencuorenle,zheiqianniyaoyeba,buyaoyeba,yihoubuyaolaizhaowole!”
shuowan,tarengxiaqianzhuanshenzoule。
lanshanweiqudidunzaidishang,baozhexigaikuqibuzhi,zhidaoxujiu,yourenzaitadeerbianqingshenghandao:“xiaojie,laoyezicuinihuijiale……”
……
“huiqihuiqi,taitmhuiqile!”wangyubianzoubianma,danshizhongwufaxiaojianxinzhongdehuoqi。
这时候,电话响了。
naqiyikan,guojizhangtu!
tameiduoxiang,jietongdianhuajiushuo:“youhuakuaishuoyoupikuaifang,laozixianzaiqueqian,shaoshuoyifenzhongnengshenghaojikuai,dagedundoushiwumao!”
ranerhaobantian,neitoumeiyoushengyin,jiuzaitazhunbeiguaduandeshihou,yigebaotiaoruleidenvshengxiangqi,wendao:“nishibushishizigou?”
“dajie,woxingwang,danmingyigeyuzi,nikeyijiaowowangyu,yekeyijiaowoshuaige,gengoumeiyourenheguanxi,xiexie!”tabaochizhenaixin,yansudijiuzhengdao。
“dui,jiushiwangyu,woshibeila,hanguonvzhubo,neitianjiushinibawoshaleshisici,zhengzhengshisici!nizheigesangxinbingkuangdesharenemo!”dianhuaneitoudunshijiupaoxiaoleqilai。
“hehehe。”tagaolengdiheleduifangyilian,fangcaishuodao:“xiaojie,nirencuorenle。”
“wangyu,nixiuxiangjiaobian!nizhidaowoweilezhaonihuafeileduoshaoxinxuema?wogaosuni,zheibeiziwogennimeiwan,nijiwodengzhe,jipiaowoyijingmaihaole,bubanizouchenglanniwobeilashibuweiren!”
“xiaojie,wozaishuoyibian,nirencuorenle!”tanuhoudao。
“buhuicuo!”lingyitouzaijianjiao。
“ciaonimbde,buzhaooubalaizhaolaozi,gun!”
wangyunuhuotaotiandiguaduanledianhua,gangguaduan,dianhuayouxiangle,haishiguojizhangtu。
“youhuajiushuo,youpikuaifang!”taanlejietong,shuodao。
“shaoye,furenhenxiangni,xiangdandujianjianni……”
taguihuoluancuan,qiqiaoshengyan,dahoudao:“nimenrencuorenle!!!”
yubi,tashoubeigaogaoyangqi,zhunbeibashoujiwangdishangshuaiqu,huranyanjiaoyuguangyichou,faxianzheigeweizhitaipianpile。
taxiangqianpaoleliangbu,laidaolejiedaokou,yiduiduilurenxingsecongcong。
tawozhushouji,dahouyisheng:“nimenrencuorenle!”
zhouweidemuguangqishuashuajujiguolai。
zheishihou,tacaiyongyigekuazhangdedongzuo,bashoujizhongzhongshuaizailedishang,“pa”deyisheng,shoujibianweilesangelingjian。
痛快!他暗喜。
zhuangbirufeng,changbanwushen!
zhouweirenfenfenluchutuhaodeyanshen,peifuzhiyibuyaneryu。
jiuzaitaxunsizheruhejixuzhuangxiaqudeshihou,yigenvshengxiangqi:“wangyu,shini!”
tingdaozheishengyin,wangyuhunshendehanmaodoushuleqilai,laibujixintengshoujideshiqing,diaotoujiupao,ranerlaizhegengkuai,yisanbubingzuoliangbuzhishi,duzhuletadequlu。
yanqiandemeinvershilaisui,pifu**,shencaishizhong,chuanzhexingseboshaduanshan,hongkuzihuangxuezi,jiaoyanxianmei,enaduozi。
ruobushilianshangshaqirushuang,neijiukanchengmikailangqiluodeyishuhuotile。
“hehe。”meinvkanzheta,lengxiao。
“hehe。”wangyutaowuketao,miantianyixiao。
“不跑了?”
“bupaole。”yankanmeinvdebazhanghuilai,tamangbudiezuzhi:“dengdengdengdeng!”
“luolin,nixiantingwoshuo!”
“jinigejiaodaiyiyandejihui。”luolinkansiwenrourushui,kedongqishoulaijuebuhuihanhu。
wangyushenhuxiyikouqi,zhendinglexialai,yansudao:“shiqingshizheiyangde。”
“wojintianmomingqimiaodangledie,youmomingqimiaodanglegou,haimomingqimiaodangleshaoye,nikan……nishibushiyerencuorenle?”
tagangshuowan,luolinyanzhonghanmangyishan,shenfajiaojian,quanjiaoqixia,zhuazhetajiukaishifabiao,yibiandayibianmadao:“nizheigebeibi**yinxianjianzhadekenghuo!benxiaojiekandeqinicairangnidadingweisai,nizenmeduidaide?nainaidedashijunijiwoshuleshiju,nishuo,shiguyidehaishiyouyide?”
wangyuwuzhelianduoshanbuzhi,baobaoxinliku,baobaoxinliweiqu,danshibaobaobushuo……
sanfenzhonghou,tabukanchiru,huquyizhen,dahoudao:“darenbudalian,marenbujieduan,nihaodaiyeshiyigemeilidongrenyishiwuyoudeqianjinxiaojie,nengbunenggujiyixiapinkubaixingdeganshou!”
luolinshouqigongshi,linglidikanletayiyan,shuodao:“gangcaishuoshenmelaizhe?”
tapiroubengjin,yigejingyaotou。
“让你说!”
“niyigeqianjinxiaojie,darenbudaizheimewenroude!”
“前面!”
“darenzhuandalian,marenzhimaduan。”
“再前面!”
“……”
“shibushiyouzaotalenajiadenvhaizi?”luolinmizheyanjingwendao。
wangyuchajueluolinbiaoqingguaiyi,xiangshiyitoujijiangbaofadexiongshi,lianmangzhuanyihuati,shuodao:“jintiandetianqizhenbucuoa,yangguangmingmei,weifenghexu。”
zheimezhuoliedeyanji,tazijuenantaoyisi,buliaoluolinhuangranyixing,shuodao:“chadianwangshile!”
“啥?”他愕然。
“zheishiqingwomanmangennisuan,wanshangnilailonghunwangbazhaowo,daoledadianhua!”luolinshuowan,dengletayiyan,zhuanshenzoule。
talengleleng,yi,luolinzhaowoyoushi?neihuimouyideng,zhenshifengqingwanzhonga,erqiedawanshangde,zhaowozuoshenme?dabingzi,gunchuangdan,memeda,papapa?
wangyurenbuzhuhedao:“wei,meinv,shigunchuangdanma?”
“gun!”luolinqiemaqiezouyuan。
woca,zheishigunhaishibuguna!