第五章 鱼儿上钩了?!

diwuzhangyuershanggoule?!

“laogong!nichuchazaiwai,yidingyaozhaoguhaoziji,shaohejiuzhidaome?”

chouzhetazheibanzhuangmozuoyangdezuilian,bietiyouduoexinlequeyezhinengdiantou,jiaotayeyaozhaoguhaoziji。

“xianshenghexiaojiehaishizheimeenai,yebuzhidaoshijibeizixiulaidefuqiya!”

jialiyougezhaogutashenghuoqijudeayi,cikezhengxianmudekanzhe‘yiyibushe’dewomen,gantandao:“ruguowodeerxifunengyouxiaojieyibanhao,neiwozheibeizikejiuzhizule。”

wozuijiaodunshichouchuchadianxiaochusheng,biebuyaoleba!

ruguoniyouzheizhongerxifu,shuobudingyehuobudaozheisuishulehaoba。

“aiya!zhangyi,qiaobahuashuode,wodouhaixiule,meineimehao......”

xuerouyanminzuihaoxiao,qiaolianfanqiyimoxiuhong。

budebushuo,tazheibanguaiguainvmoyang,queshihenrongyimihuoren,shendezhongnianfunvdexihuan,tebieshiyouerxiderenqun。

linjuhaojigeayidama,duitadepingjiayehengao,jihudouzaishuowo,shangbeizizuoleshenmehaoshicaiqudaozheizhongnvren。

jiulianwomayejingchanggankai,shuowominghaoqulegehaolaopohaixiaoshun,jiaowohaohaozhenxita,jueduibukeyirangtashouweiqu。

haha!neiwozhinengshuo,shangbeizi......

wokendingshihuimieleyinhexi,daolebabeizixuemeicaiqulezheizhongexindenvren!

也是可怜我老妈。

qipanledabanbeizinenggoubaoshanggesunzi,jieguoqueshibierendeyezhong......zhidaowosi,tayemeiyouzhidaoshiqingdezhenxiang。

......

wolikaijiale,zhaolegejiudianruzhu,yijingzhunbeihao,dachijiuzhandezhunbei。

dakaibijibendiannao,lianjieshangjialideyinzangshishexiangtou,wobenyiweixuyaodianshijiande,meixiangdaotazheimepobujidai!

wocailikaijiameiduojiu,tajiuzhaolegeliyou,bazhaogutashenghuoqijudeayijidafazoule。

xinqingfeichanghaodehengzhexiaoqu,yi**zuozaishafashang,taochushoujidalegedianhua:“wei?qinaide!woxiangnile!”

“鱼儿上钩了!”

zheidaoshijiaowotingjingyade,ganjinfangdayinliangzixiting。

“fangxin!woyijinggaosutale!zheigechunhuo......”

“nengyoushenmefanyinga!tingjianwohuaiyunle,tabiwohaikaixin!”

“shuoshenme,yaodangbabale!hehe......wozhendehaoexina!tabaozhewodeshihou,wo......”

“weishenmebunengzhijiebatajinongsia?pashenmea!taaiwoaideshenchen!jiushiyigeshazinengyoushenmeyiwaini!”

zongranwozaoyouxinlizhunbei,kedangqinertingjianwozui‘ai’denvren,zaihebiedenanrenshangliangzenmejinkuaishasiwoshi,wohaishixinjidelenghanzhiliuzaifadouhoupa!sheiganxianga!

tongchuanggongzhenzheimeduonian,zhangkoubikoujiao‘laogong’he‘qinaide’denvren......

juranduiwomeiyouyidianganqing,chengtianzaixiangzhezenmejinkuaibawoshasi!

zheiduigaisidejianfuyinfu,tamade......

“nibuyaozheiyangshuole!woduitagenbenmeiyouganqing!ruguobushiyoujigechouqian,heng......”

“fanzhengwobuguan!woxianzaikanjiantadelian,wojiufanwei,wojiuexin......niganjinxianggekaopudebanfaa!”

“batawushengwuxidenongsi,zheiyangwomenjiunengjichengyichan,yuanzougaofei,wohaoxianghenizaiyiqiyibeiziya!”