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wogensunqianjiehunliangnianle，zaifuqifangshishang，conglaidoushiguiguijuju。
youshihouwoxiangyaochangshiyixiabiedezishi，sunqiandoushuowomannaozihuangsefeiliao，zhixiangzhezheidianshi。
kexianzaini？tadouyijinggenbierenwanchengzheiyangle！
yigulvyouyoudehuoyan，longzhaozaiwodetouding。
“准备手术！”
woquantouwoleyouwo，zuizhonghaishiqiangxingyaxialexiongkoudenuhuo。
shenweizhangfu，woduisunqiandebeipanfennuzhiji。
danshenweiyisheng，wobixujiuta！
henkuai，zaizhongrenyiyangdemuguangzhong，woqinzijisunqianzuolefenghehequchushoushu。
zheizhongganjue，bietiduojianaole！
fenghewanzuihouyigenxian，wojiuheizhelianchuleshoushushi。
wozuozaiwaimianhuatanbianshang，yigenyanyigenyanchouzhe，zhidaobadoulidebanbaoyanquanbuchouwan。
woyuexiangyueqi，yuexiangyuejuedezijishigehuowangba！
还是个千年老王八！
tashishenmeshihouchuguide？
那个野男人是谁？
womannaoziquanshiluanqibazaodeniantou，yanjingdouhongleqilai。
jiangzuihouyigeyantourengzaidishangniansui，wolianseheichendizouqulezhuyuanbu。
sunqianzuowanshoushuzhihou，jiuyijingbeisongleguoqu。
wogangzoudaosunqiansuozaidelouceng，jiutingdaoqianfanghushizhandejigezhibanhushixingfenbaguadeshengyin。
“gangcaijizhensonglaideneigenvren，nimenkandaolema！”
“kandaolekandaole，zezeze，wandezhenhuaa，tingshuoneiwanyierjuranyousanshilimini！”
“a？shenmesanshilimia？”
“aiya，jiushi......”
“哇！真的假的！”
“neihainengpiannia？wogennishuo，zheihaibushizuijingbaode，zheishiqingwomenyoubushimeijianguo。”
“还有更劲爆的？”
“neidangranle！wotingsongneigenvrenlaidejizhentongshishuo，tashijizhenkeluoyueyishengdelaopo！”
“shenme？！meixiangdaoluoyishengkanqilaisisiwenwende，juranzheimekuangyeni！”
“qie！nixiangshenmeni！jintianluoyishengzaijizhenshizhibanni！tadeshangkouhaishiluoyishengqinshoufenghede！”
“woqu！neiluoyishengqibushi......luoyisheng！”
tamenjigehushishuodexingqi，wanquanmeikandaowo，zhidaowozoujinlecaifaxian。
dunshiyigegebishanglezui，lianshangluchulegangadeshense。
“岂不是什么？”
woheizhelian，etoudeqingjindoumaolechulai。
“mei......meishenme！”
“luoyisheng，womenquxunyele！”
“adui！luoyishengzaijian！”
tamencongcongzhaolejiekou，yiliuyanpaole。
woshenxiyikouqi，quantoujinleyoujin。
wozhidao，zheiguaibudetamen。
要怪，就怪孙倩！
wozhaodaosunqiansuozaidebingfang，tuimenjinqu。
mayaodejinghaimeiguo，sunqiantangzaichuangshangyidongbudong。
wokanzhezheigeshuxidebunengzaishuxidenvren，zheiyikequejuedewubimosheng。
daodi，nagecaishizhenzhengdeta？
wojiuzheiyangzhanzaichuangtou，sisididingzhesunqian。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，sunqianyanpiweizhan，zhongyuhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
takandaowodeshihou，yanjingyileng。
“老公？”
womeihuihua，jiuzheiyangkanzheta。
guolepiankehou，sunqianhuranliansedabian。
wozhidao，tazheishichediqingxingle。
“laogong，nitingwojieshi！”
sunqianjimangshenshouyaolaizhuawo，danzheiyidong，jiuqiandongleshenxiaqianhoulianggeshangkou，dunshitengdetaziyaliezui。
dantahaishiyaoyazhuazhulewodeshou。
woyibashuaikaisunqiandeshou，yanjingmaohuodidingzheta。
“解释？！”
“youshenmehaojieshide！”
“sunqian，nidoubeirenwanchengzheiyangle，dousongjinjizhenshile！nihaiyoushenmehaojieshide！”