第一章 老婆背着我谈恋爱

diyizhanglaopobeizhewotanlianai

chuchajieshutiqianhuijia,taochuyaochihoufaxian,menwaibaizheshuangqitananrendexie!

hedewoganjinshouhuiyaochi,dianqijiaojianmanmanhoutui,shengpafachushenmedongjingchaodaotamen......

haoxiana!xingkuiwofanyingkuai,fouzejiukaimenjinqule!

duile,zheilishiwojiameizoucuo,woneiqinaidelaopo,zuijinbeizhewotanleduantiantiandelianai。

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wotizhexinglixiang,laidaolouxiadeyexiaotan,dianfenbufangjijingdechaofen。

chuchahuilai,eleyitian,wokeyishuoshilangtunhuyan,sihaomeiyoubeilaopodeshiqingsuoyingxiang。

yebuzhidaota,shenmeshihoukeyijieshu。

made,xiacibuhuilaineimezaole!zhishaoyefatiaoweixinshuoyixiama!buranzhuangpoleduoganga!

zhenshide,huailelaopodemeishier,wanyihewofanliantilihun,wozenmerangtahuihenzhongshenma!

wodianleyigenyan,tuchuliaoraodeyanwu。

shuoqiwojialineinande,shiwolaopodechulianbaiyueguang。

qianduanshijian,taturankaishibaoyangpifu,mailehenduoxinyifu,zenmetiaodoubumanyi。

wowenle,tayebushuo,houlaiwo‘buxiaoxin’kanjianleliaotianjilu......yuanlaishitongxuejuhui

dangtazhidaogaozhongxihuansannianzuihouwujierzhongdebaiyueguang,yehuilaideshihoujiumanhuaiqidaile。

neiyigeshunjian,wojiuyoubuhaodeyuganle。

anshiyequanshuoguo,buyaoquneitongxuejuhui,womenzhaogedifangdujia......

jieguo,dangranshibeijujuele,bulunzenmeshuotajiufeiyaoquneigetongxuejuhui。

shuoshenme,dajiadoushitongxue,henduonianmeijianle,jiranjiaodaolebuqubuxing。

shijishang,tacaibuzaihusheiheshei,tazhizaihu......mingdanshangdeneigemingzi。

zuihou,buchuyiwaidejiuqingfuranle。

haha!nanguaiyoujuhuashuo,xueshengshidaideaiqingzuiweichuncuibuchanrenhezazhi。

neitiandetongxuejuhuijieshuhou,wodelaopochedibianle,xiangzaitanlianaiside。

yitiandaowandeqiaolianxiuhong,xiaorongyeduole,xiangjiaoxiuyouhanbaodaifangdehuaduo。

shenmeqingkuang,wodangranzhidao,woyoubushishazi。

youshi‘buxiaoxin’,kanjiantamendeliaotianjilu,aima......gangazhikoujiao!

qingqingwowodeaimeichanmian,neijiaoyigeqingtouyihe,nanshenanfen,juepeia!

shuoshihua,chouzheliaotianjiluxialai......

wodouyouxiehaoqiheqidai,zheiduanganqinghuizenmeyangfazhanle!

aibuduia!houlaiwofanyingguolai,zheitamashiwolaopoa!

wochao!wobeidailelvmaozi,juranhaikeqicp,wotamazheishishenmepihao!

haohaohao,nimenzheimewanshiba!

yigeshipanjinlian,yigeshiximenqing,weilechongposhisudexianzhierdadanai!

neiwoshishei?wudalangbei!zhidaowoweishachuchaba?wopatajiwoxiayaoa!

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zaiwobadabadachouyan,husiluanxiangzhiji,shoujixiangqilaile。

woyiweilaopojieshule,meixiangdaoshiximen......budui,shibaiyueguangdelaopo!

“nilaopozaina?shibushiyou......”

hao,kaikoudiyijuhua,bushizhaotalaogong,ershiwenwolaopo。

bucuo,wohetadouzhidao,zijideneiyiban,chuguileduifang。

woshuo:“shia,nibuyongzhaole,nilaogongxianzaiwojiani。”

“......”dianhuaneitou,chenmoxujiu,turanchouqideyaoya:“tianshadegoudongxi!pianwoshuojiaban!zheitamajiabanjiadaonvrenshenshangqule!zheigeyueyijingdijicilea!”tingzhetabeifendeyaoyaqiechi,womomodakailebeiwanglu:“meicuodehua,yinggaishishisancile。”

“zaiguojitian,shiwolaopodelijia,takeyihuijiazhaonile。”woyinyangguaiqidejifeng,bushizaizhenduitalaopoa。

“shisanci?shisanci!”talaopogengjiabengkuile,zheicaijiuqingfuranduojiua?

“zheishishenmeganchaiyuliehuozheimejilie?tayigeyueduiwocaineimeyiliangci......”

woganjindaduan:“zheizhongshiqingjiubuyonghewobaoyuanle。”woyidiandoubuxiangzhidao。

meixiangdaowoneiweikanqilaiqingchundelaopo,yehuiyouzheimejikedeyimian,zheshiyouxiejingyawole。