第1章 姐夫,我怕疼(2513字)

“jiefu,nikeyaokuaidian,burandenghuiwojiejiehuilaijiubuhaole。”

“woshidiyici,pateng。”

tingzhemianqiandeheyumeilangyanyu,linyuzhiganjuetounaoyizhenhunchen,danhaishiyaoyajiangqiyibatuikai:“nizaizuoshenme?baniyifuchuanshang!”

sheiliaoheyuyilianmeixiao,heqirulan:“jiefu,nandaonijiubuxiangchangchangwoma,bieyiweiwobuzhidaonimennanrenneidianxinsi,kuailaia!”

liaorendeyouxiangpubi,linyuganjueyishiyuelaiyuemohu。

“你给我下药了?”

“wozheibushiyaogenjiefuni,gongfuyunyuma!”

heyumanmanchoudiaolelinyudepidai,shundaijiekailezijidekouzi。

zongshilinyuhenhenyazhizhetineideyuwang,dantahaishihenbudejiangmianqiande**anzaikuaxiahenhenroulin。

“gunkai!buziaidedongxi!”

linyupinjingzuihouyisilizhiheliqi,zheicaijiangheyutuikai。

heyushaoshaolengleyixia,bijingzheiyaotakeshiqinzishiguo,meixiangdaolinyuzaizheizhongqingkuangxiahainengbaochilizhi。

“jiefu,nikezhenculu……”

shuozhehua,tabianzaicitieleshanglai。

linyucikezhiganjuexiehuozhengsheng,tiliyezaimanmansandiao。

也就在这个时候。

heyuhenhendijiangzhoufantuikai,zijiyi**zuozailedishang,yilianweiqu。

“jiefu,nizenmenengzheiyangni?”

“nizheiyangduideqiwojiejiema?wokeshitaqinmeimeia!”

忽然。

房门被人推开。

neishuxideqianyingchuxianzaimenkoudeshihou,linyuzhiganjuewuleihongding。

大脑瞬间一片空白。

“laopo,nitingwojieshi……”

linyuzhengzhazhexiangyaozhanqilai,danshenziqueyizhenmianruanwuli。

heyuquexiandechuchukelian,leiruyuxia:“jie、ma!xingkuinimenlaile,ganggangjiefuzhunbeiqingbowo,wochadianjiubeitaji……”

“nifangpi,mingmingshini……”

linyunubukee,kehuayinweiluo。

啪!

hejieyijierguanghenhenchouzailelinyudelianshang。

jiuzailinyuzhunbeikaikoujieshideshihou,taitouquekandaoneizhangshuxidelianshangmanshilengxiao。

“ma!douyijingluxialaileba?”

转身看去。

jiujianzhangmuniangzhangxiaomanshouchiluxiangji:“yijingluxialaile,zheixiatatiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle。”

turuqilaidebiangu,ranglinyuyouxiezhengleng。

“ma、laopo,nimenzaishuoshenme?”

heyuxixuexiaodao:“nimenkankan,zheifeiwuhaimeigaoqingchuqingkuangni!”

zhangxiaomangengshiyilianchixiao。

“zhuzui!biejiaowoma!”

“yiyuantangzhedeneigelaobusidecaishinima,wozaojiushuoguonipeibushangwonver,xianzaizongsuanshikeyirangnigunle!”

linyuchedishayanle,nannanchusheng:“hejie……zheidaodizenmehuishi?”

“zenmehuishi?woshuowoyaogennilihun,erqienijingshenchuhu,fangzi、chezihaishiyoucunkuan,quanbudoushiwode,tingmingbailema?”

linyuzhiganjuexiongkouyidu,youxienanyizhixinzijitingdaode。

“zenmeyang?nibufuqi?”

hejiezhilezhishouji,“gangcaideyiqiequanbudoubeiluxialaile,niyaoshibudayingdehua,zhiyaoshanglefating,xinbuxinworangnizuolao!”

“为什么……”

tashuangmuchihong,shengyinsiya。

xinrudaojiaobanchouchutengtong,linyumianseniuqu,paoxiaochusheng。

“wowenniweishenme!?”

“jiajiwosannian,nandaowoduinihaibugouhaoma?”

“nishizhibuzhanyangchunshui,yilaishenshoufanlaizhangkou,worendarenmajuebuhaizui,nandaozheiyanghaibunengrangnichengxinruyima?”

林羽声嘶力竭。

kehejiequeshizhonghaozhengyixia,danrandiliaolexiaejianhanshuidashidefasi:“jiuyinweinijibulewoxiangyaode,niyiweijiwodanggou,jiunengrangwoxihuanle?”

menwaihuranchuanlaiyishengchixiao。

hejieshunshiyiweijinlezoujinlaidenanrenxiongtang,yilianjiqiao:“jinijieshaoyixia?zheiweishisongjiadedashaoyesongqiang,wodenanpengyou!renjiajinhouyaojichengdekeshiyiwanjiachande,zaikankannini?niyoushenme?”

“jiunizheiyangdefeiwu!woxiangyaode,nigenbenjibule!niyiweiwomingxiadeneixiezhubaoshoushi,haiyouneiliangbaoshijiedoushizenmelaide?”

linyuxiongkouyidu,zheifanyingguolai。

yuanlaizheiduigounannv,zaojiubeizhetashuizaiyiqile!

ruobushijinrizhuangjian,tabuzhidaohaiyaobeimengzaiguliduojiu!

“woshihuagaosuni!yaobushiwoyeye,wozaojiugennilihunle!yigefeiwudongxi,yebukankanwoshenbiansongshaoyeshenmeshenfen?”

“renjiasongjiamashangjiuyaogenshangjingjijialaiderenjinxinghezuole,nizhidaozheiyiweizheshenmema?renjiashouzhitoufengsuibianloudian,dougouwomenzheibeizihuihuobujinle!”

“baobei,nigenzheizhongfeiwushuozheixiezuoshenme?”

songqiangdangzhelinyudemian,siwujidandiyongshoubawanzhehuaizhongnvren。

zaitakanlai,linyuzheizhongfeiwu,gujilianjijiadoumeitingshuoguo。

实则不然。

林羽笑得一脸自嘲。

上京姬家。

pashishijingxiaomindouyousuoerwen,ruodajiangcheng,zuijinnaodemanchengfengyu。

wulunnagejiazuhuoshiqiye,douyihuodejijiaqinglaiweirong。

suoweifuqienqing,jingshidibuguoneironghuafugui。

linyumuguangaiqi,chenmowuyu。

hejieyanzuichixiaochusheng:“nihaohaosapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,dangchuyaobushiwoyeye,nijuedejiupingnizheizhongfeiwu,pingshenmenengrangwoxiajiajini?”

此言一出。

linyuyanzhongzuihouyisiguangliang,chediximiele。

“xingle!feihuashuogoulemeiyou?”

“meishidehuaxianzaiganjingunchuqu,womenhaiyaogenxinguyebaixichenyanni!”

“biezaizheisipilailianle,kanzheaiyan。”

几人目光满是轻蔑。

zaojiuzhidaolinyuwonang,tamendaoyebuxinlinyuzheishihouganzuoxieshenme。

林羽置若罔闻。

三年前。

tabeihelaoyezizhaoruhejia,helaoyezibuzhiweihe,rendingtajinhouyoudachengjiu,buguquanjiafandui,yeyaocuchengzheimenhunshi。

kesheicengxiang,daotoulaiqueluoderucijieju。

都怪自己太窝囊了!

linyuyaoya,zuilishenchusisixianxue,mengrantaitou。

jintian,laozibianyaoyingqiyiba!

“gounannv,nimenqusiba!”

shuoba,tanuranhuiquanpuleshangqu。

kemianduiruciqingxing,songqiangjingshihaobuhuangzhang。

haimeidenglinyujinqian,jiujiansongqiangyiquanhuilai,linyubianbeizhongzhongdadaozaidi。

erhou,bianshirubaoyubanbuduanluoxiadequanjiao。

“feiwu!jiupingnihaixianggenwodongshou?”

linyushentileiruo,zennengyuneiziyoubianyouzhuanrenjiaoshouxiwudesongjiashaoyexiangbi?

bieshuoshihaishoule,beidadeshilianzhaojiazhilidoumeiyou。

etoudexianxuejianjianmohuleshixian,yizhongshenshendewuligan,zhujianbianbuxintou。

他当真是个废物!

quanshibibuguo,quanjiaoyezhinengaida!

nanrenhuodaotazheigefenshang,dangzhenburusilesuanle!

嘭!

songqiangzuihouyijiao,zhijiejianglinyuchuaidefanlegegun,jugaolinxiabiyidao:“xianzai!mashangjiwogun,fouzewobujieyijiuzaizheidasini!”

linyujiannanqishen,fangruoxingshizourou。

他恨!

恨这对狗男女!

henshijianbugong,genghenzijimeiyong!

zouzhixuanguandeshihou,tamomozhuanshen,muguangmanshijiranhebingleng。

“nimen……huiweicifuchudaijiade!”

说罢,转身离去。

huanghunriluo,qiufengxiyu。

linyuzouzhiwurenjietou,hanfengxilaixia,tayuanbenqiangchengdeshenti,cikezaiyezhichengbuzhu。

liangyanyihei,bianyunsileguoqu。

不知过了多久之后。

yiliangheiseshehuadejiazhangbanmaibahewenwendangdangtingzailetademianqian。

车门打开。

xianshimaichuyitiaoxiuzhangyuanrun,caizhegaogendebaixizhangtui。

jinsuiqihou,zaiyongrenchengsanxia,yigeshencaigaotiao,qizhigaoguideqingchengnvzi,cumeidaliangzhemianqianhunmibuxingdelinyu。

yongrenyiliankunhuo:“daxiaojie,zheijiushilaoyekouzhongdeweilaiguye?”

nvrenneijuemeidemouzishanguoyisiyanfan,youqishikanzhemianqianlinyulangbeidemoyang,gengshinanyitongyeyekouzhongdeneiweichenglongkuaixulianxiqilai。

taminleminchun,sihubingbuxiangduokandishangdelinyuyiyan。

“jiangtataishangche,dongzuoqingdian。”

“是!”