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laopotoutoucanjiawangposhuomei，sahuangzijiweihun，guangmingzhengdadetiaoxuannanren。
zuihouheyigesishiduosuidelaonanrenqianshouchenggong，dangtianjiuqulejiudianxiaoyaokuaihuo。
wonutilihun，nazhilaopoyilihunzuochouma，weixiewojingshenchuhu。
woqijifanxiao，zhijietongyi。
meiguojitian，laopoguizaiwomiankusu：“laogong，wocuole，rangwohuilaiba。”
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“longge，wogongxinilihunlea，zhenshidetaihaole。”
zheishiwoxiongdizhangmengdalaidedianhua，gangyikaikoujiurangwomudengkoudai。
“shawanyi？wolihunle？wozabuzhidao？nixiaozigaibuhuichicuoyaoleba？”
zhangmengxiaoxixidao：“longgebiezhuangle，wodouzhidaole，nijiubuyongmanwole。”
“shuojuzhenxinhuaha，zheiduinilaishuoyeshiyizhongjietuo，kankannijiehunhoudeyangzi，guodeliansunzidouburu，liulanneizhongnvrenzhihuixinidexue，puani，jianzhijiushinvrenzhongdebailei。”
“xianzaihaole，niziyoule，xiacizhaolaopokecaliangyanjing，qianwanbunengzhaoneiyangdele。”
tingzhezhangmengyilianchuandetucao，woyishijianhaimeiyoufanyingguolai：“laozhang，nicongnaertinglaidexiaoxi？wohaimeilihunni。”
“什么？没离婚！”
wonengtingchuzhangmengzhenjingdeyuqigenbenbuxiangshizhuangde，tashizhendeyiweiwolihunle，zheidaodizenmehuishi？jingrannengrangtachanshengzheiyangdewuhui？
zhidaozhangmengjiwofalaileyitiaoshipin，wocaizhidaoyuanyin，kandaolimiandeneirong，chadianmeibawofeijiqizha。
shipinlidedifang，shizuijinhenhuodewangposhuomeijingqugelou。
yigeshenchuanhongyideguzhuangdaniang，lazheyigemeinvdeshouzaikankanertan，xunwendanshenqingkuang，zeouyaoqiu。
meinvchuandechaoduanqun，zhazhegaomawei，huazhuangqianqiandedanzhuang，kanqilaishifendeqingchunyouhuoli，tazhengshiwodelaopo，liulan！
“wojinnianershiqisui，yinweizhangfuzhangqijiabao，suoyiliguoyicihun，zheiciwolaizheili，jiuxiangzhaoyigebuxianqiwo，nenggouzhidewotuofuzhongshendehaonanren。”
tingdaozheijuhua，woqidefeidoukuaiyaozhale，nanguaizhangmengyiweiwolihunle，jingranshiliulanqinkoushuochulaide！
zhangqijiabao？zheijuhuatayehaoyisishuodechulai？
zicongbataquhuijia，woshibatadangchengbaoyiyangxixinhehu，gezhongyaoqiuwodouhuijinlimanzu，jiusuantarewoshengqile，woyeshirenqitunsheng，yigenshouzhitoudoushebudepengta。
erta，retabumanhou，duiwogezhongquandajiaoti，dahoudajiao，nantingdezanghuayigunaoquanpozaiwoshenshang，zheigenbenjiushitazaijiabaowo。
yejiushiwoxinlinianzhejiuqing，suoyicaimeiyouxuanzelihun，kemeixiangdao，tajingranbeizhewotoutouqucanjiameipoxiangqin，haishiyiliyidezhuangtaixiangqin！
zheifenmingshixiangtiqianzhaohaoxiajia，zuihouzhaojihuibawojichuaile！
wolaopoxiangmaochuzhong，jiashangjiabaomaican，zheiwojianyouliandemoyang，ranghenduonanrenxindongbuyi，shangtaideyigejiezheyige。
tiaojianhaodedayourenzai，dantajingtiaoxixuan，zuihouxuanzeleyigezhangxiangputong，nianrubaiwandedalaoban，kanqilaiyousishiduosuile。
真的是讽刺。
zuihouliangrenqianshouchenggong，huantianxididelikailejingqugelou，shipinyedaocijieshu。
woyaoyaqiechi，zhiganjuetoudingshangbeiyaleyizuolvshan，yadewochuanbuguoqi。
wozaiyerenbuzhule，zhijiejiliulandaquledianhua，zuzudalesanbiancaijietong，qianliangbianyizhidoushiwurenjietingdezhuangtai。