第1章 这姑娘不是可爱,是傻

“nizenmekaideche?zhuangshangrenlezhibuzhidao?”

binlichemendakai,nianqingsijikuaxialaijiuhou。

“撞伤人?”

weichuxintuiletuihuaxialaidededaheikuangyanjing,buxiangxindishuo:“wozhishizhuiweia,zenmehuizhuangshangren?”

“zhuiweijiubunengzhuangshangrenle?”

weichuxinxiangxiangyeshi,zhuiweishizijidezeren,tashuozheihuayoutuiweidexianyi,ganjindaliangzhetawen:“shangzainale?”

“腿。”

“严重吗?”

weichuxinkanbuchutadeshangyouduoyanzhong,bihuazhezijidetuiwen:“shangzainayiduan?datuihaishixiaotui?”

binlisijixiangtadetuikanleyiyan,lianturanhongle,meiyouhuida。

weichuxinkanzhetalianshangdehongyunmomingqimiao,wentanazhituishoushangle,haishenmexiu?

binlicheli,houzuodenanrengaodatingba,yishenbitingdexizhuangyichenburan,tadexiabashangguazheheisekouzhao,yizhangjunliandiandaozhongsheng。

ciketabizheyanjing,shoulinazhemojing,yikaozaizuoyishangyidongyebudong。

chechuangkaileyixian,lianggerendeduihuapiaojinerli,tajiuxiangmeiyoutingjianyiban,lianshangmeiyouyisibiaoqing。

weichuxinjianbinlisijibuhuida,youshuo:“wonengkankannideshangma?ruguoyanzhongdehua,wohaodajijiudianhua。”

binlisijipietayiyanshuo:“bushiwo,shihouzuoderen。woyijingdalejijiudianhua。”

“houzuoyouren?”weichuxinzhuanshenwangbinlicheshangkan。

houzuodenanrenlikebamojingdaihao。

shishishang,weichuxinzhuanguolaiyekanbujian,yinweibolishangtiezhetaiyangmo。

zheishibinlisijideshoujixiangle,tajieleshuo:“jiuzaiyuchuanlijiaoqiaozheili,mafanlaikuaiyidian……shangdeshibukemiaoshudebuwei……”

“bukemiaoshudebuwei?”

weichuxinyixiamengle,tuokouwen:“nibushishuoshangdeshituima?zenmeyoushineisha……”

taturanxiangqitalianshangdehongyun,dunshijuedezijizheihuawendetaishale,mashangbizui,xiaolianzhangdetonghong。

binlichelidenanrenzhengjinweizuozhe,tingjianweichuxinjijingyayouxiusaodeshengyin,beidouxiaole,zheigunianghaitingkeai。

tadetoudixia,shouzaikuzishangmoleyiba,ganjingxiuzhangdeshuangshoushangdunshiyipianhongse,zhanmanlexianxue!

dengleyihui,juedeshijianchabuduole。

tadelianshangmanmanluchuletongkudeshense,jiangshenziwanxiacetangzaizuoyishang,youbaguazaixiabashangdekouzhaolashangqudaihao。

jiaojingguolaile,binlisijijieshaoqingkuang:“wozaihongdengliangqideshihoutingxia,tabuzhidaozenmekaide,yixiazhuileshanglai,bawomennanzongzhuangshangle。”

“哪个南总?”

“nandouguojijituanzongcai,nanlingchuan!”

“nanlingchuan?!”weichuxinshishengjinghu。

zaiyuchuanshi,nandouguojijituanzongcainanlingchuankeweijiayuhuxiao,tadeshenshangtiemanlebiaoqian:canbaolengxue、xinhenshoula、liuqinburen、xiaomianhuli、xinyanxiao、huoyanwang……

zaiwangshangzhiyaoshurunanlingchuansangezi,guanyutadefumianxinwenputiangaidi。

weichuxinwanwanmeixiangdao,tazhuigeweijurannongshanglezheigerenrentanzhisebiandehuoyanwang,buyoudaweikonghuang。

tabaozhejiaoxingdexinliwen:“nanzongdeshang……buyaojinba?”

“doushangzaineidifangle,nishuoyaobuyaojin?”

“keshineiwanyierdaodishizenmenongshangde?nandaotazaiche……”

“zhen”zihaimeichukou,tayishidaotayigeguniangwenzheihuayoudiandiuren,ganjinbizui。

dantahaishinaobuchuleyiduibukemiaoshudehuamian。

tazhuiweiqianche,daozhiqianchedechengkeneiwanyiershoushang,chulechezhen,tashizaixiangxiangbuchudaodizenmeshangdaode。

binlisijipietayiyan,shuo:“cheshangzhiyouwohenanzonglianggeren!”

“neiyebushibukeneng……”

tangzaichelidenanlingchuanyiliantongku,tingdaozheihua,chadianpogongxiaochushenglai,zheinvrenbushikeai,shisha!”

binlisijitingzheyeshengqi:“nizenmeshuohuani?”

“e,duibuqi,”weichuxindaoleqianyoubuganxindishuo:“wozhuyaoshibuzhidaotazenmehuishangdaoneili……”

tayoudianhuaiyizheilianggerenshibushixiangpengci,zhuiweieryi,zenmekenengshangdezheimeyanzhong?

开着宾利碰磁宝马?

这似乎有点可笑!

binlisijiwen:“nizhibuzhidaonanzongdeshentiqingkuang?”

weichuxinyilianmengdiyaotou:“wozhizhidaonanzongdeyanjingkanbujian。”

“zhidaonihaizhuangshanglai?”

weichuxinbianjie:“kejiusuantashimangren,wozhuiweiyebuhuishangdetaneimeyanzhongba?”

sijijianduandishuo:“mangrenlibukaiguaizhang,nanzongshangchedeshihoubaguaizhangfangzailiangtuizhijian,niyizhuiwei,guaizhangwangxiayihua……”

weichuxinmingbaile,tazhuiweidaozhinanlingchuandeguaizhanghuaxialai,guaizhangtouzazailetaneibukemiaoshudedifang,yinciyigenanrenshenshangzuibaobeidedongxishoushangle!

完了!

kanlainanlingchuanbushipengci,ershizhendebeitazhuangshangle,tabuyouyouhuangyoupa。

shanglehuoyanwangdeminggenzi,buzhidaonanlingchuanhuizenmebaofuta!

jiuhuchewuwushilai,yishenghushicongbinlichelitaixialeshangzhe。

weichuxinkanjiannanlingchuandaizheyifudahaomojing,zuibashangshiyigeheisekouzhao,zheiyangdedabanjiangtazhengzhangliandouzhedeyanyanshishi,kanbuchulaitadaodizhangshenmeyang。

tazhuyidaotadeliangshoumanshixianxue,heisedekuzishangyoudedifangyansehenshen,sihuyeshixue,xinbuyouyizhenkuangtiao。

妈呀!

zheimeduoxue,zheishangdaodiyouduoyanzhong?

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