老婆防我偷学看我被炸断手臂后,悔疯了第3章

第3章

口气始终平静,

“wocanjiabulekaohe,yebishibule。”

“yinweibangeyueqian,wodezuobeijiuyijingduanle。”

lingshuangdeyanshenluozaiwozuobeishang。

tahuoxuxianzaicaifaxian,chuyuanzhihouwoyizhidaizheshoutao。

tachizhiyibi,quxiaodao,

“niyiweidaigeshoutaojiunengzhuangzijishicanjile?jiusuanxiangbodewodekuijiu,yebuyongzheimezhouzijiba!”

daoshilifeng,duanqiyibeiguntangdekaishuiwangwozuobeipoleshanglai,

“neiwotiniceshiyixiaba!”

“ruguotong,nikeyaorenzhebiechushenga,xiaoshuangzuitaoyandejiushibierenpianta。”

taxinzailehuoguanchazhewoshoubeidezhuangtai。

jiudengzhewoyinweizheibeireshuiluchumajiao。

haozailingshuangmianqianzhizewodebushi,youyicirangwobeiyane。

kexi,woyijiumianwubiaoqing。

shenzhilianmeitoudoumeizhouyixia,jiuneiyangxiangshimuoubandezhanzhe。

“kandaolema?xianzaixiangxinle。”

lingshuangmuguangchiyi,shenqingliuluchujifendanyou,

“zenmehui......bushishuomeishima,wokankan.......”

tajianbuzoulai,shouhaimeichupengdaowo。

lifenghurandahanleyisheng,

“xiajin!nizhenshihaoxinjia!”

“zaojiuzhidaowohuiduanqizhuoshangdeshuishitan,guyibashuidouhuanshangliangshui,zheiyangjiumeirennengfaxianle!”

“这杯才是开水!”

zheici,tajiangshuiwangwoxiongkouchupoleguolai。

banyueqiandeshangkouhaimeiquanyu,beijiaoshangguntangdekaishui。

shunjianpikairouzhan,chuanlaisiliedetongchu。

我惨叫出声。

lingshuanglianshangdedanyouxiaoshideyiganerjing,yongzhebinglengdemuguangshenshiwo,

“haoa!nixianzaiweilepianwotongqingzhenshibuzeshouduan!”

“wozaogaixiangxinafengde,nijiyuwoneixiejishuziliaohenjiule,fangchuduanbeixiaoxijiushixiangtouxue!”

lifengguzuotiexinrangtabieshengqi,youyibiangonghuo,

“shuobudingtashijuededuanbeizhihoubunengduinizaochengweixie,yihounichurenwutajiuhuigenzheyiqiqu。”

“dananrenzheimeduohuahuachangzi,jianzhishiwochuo!”

lingshuanglazhetadeshou,manlianxianedilikai。

xiongqianrutongbeihuoshao,woqiangchengzhezaichoutilifanzhaozhitongpian。

quewuyizhuangdaoledaxueshi,womenzaiyiqidehezhao。

kanzhelingshuangdexiaorong,wohaosihaitingdedaodangchutadechengnuo。

“yihounixuejungongbaopo,wogongkezizhizhadan,zhenggechaidanjiejiushiwomendetianxia。”

“womenyaoyiqixieshou,congmeigezhanhuofenfeidedifangzouchulai。”

tafenmingchengnuoyaoyiqixieshouderen。

是我。

3.

kaohedangtian,lingdaoyedadianhualai。

shuoxiwangwoyidaoshideshenfenchuxikaohe,jichupingfen。

woguyichidaoyixiaoshiqulekaohexianchang。

gangtarubaopojian,turanchuanlaiyishengjuxiang。

lifengchuanzheyishenbaopofu,kuzhecongbaopojianchulai,

“wanle!xiaoshuang,wogangcaichaicuoxianle,limianderen......”

waimianderenjinjichongrubaopojian,erlimianchuanlaideshikuhaosheng,

“wanle!sile!douguainilifeng!”