秦秧秧。
yuanbenshikuaichuangongsinvpinbumenedunvpeizudeyimingputongyuangong，danyouyuchangnianyejidiandi，jijiangbeigongsiquantui。
tabuxiangbeiquantui，bijingxianzaidahuanjingbuhao，gongzuonanzhao。
yincizailuguonanpinbumenkoushi，tingdaoguanlizhenggenanpinbumendexitongwensheiyuanyiquneixieedunvpeipaoludexiaoshijie、dingtineixieedunvpeizoujuqingdeshihou。
zhanzaimenkoudeqinyangyangbianpobujidaidizoujinqu，yanjingliangshanshandejuqishou。
“wokeyi！rangwolai！wozuihuidangedunvpeile！”
yushiqinyangyangdegongzuobaozhule，bingcongnvpinedunvpeizuzhuandaolenanpinedunvpeizu。
zhongsuozhouzhi，nanpinwenlideedunvpeihenvpinwenlideedunvpeixiangchabuda。zhibuguoyigezhenduinanzhu，yigezhenduinvzhu。
zheiduiqinyangyanglaishuojianzhijiushishounabaqia。
zuoyoudoushiedunvpei，zainalidangbushidang？zhenduisheibushizhendui？
恶毒就完事了！
zhiyuzaixiaoshijielidangerenshimeiyouhaoxiachangde....xiaosi，duodadianshi，yanjingyibi、yizheng，bujiuguoqule。
qinyangyangyanlimeiyouduizijiyihouqicanxiachangdehaipa，zhiyouduizuowanrenwuhounenggounadaodefenghouqieshuangbeigongzidekewang。
“等一下！”
zaiqinyangyangzhunbeijindiyigenanpinshijiezuorenwushi，nanpinxitonglanxiaqinyangyang，zaiduifangyihuodeyanshenzhongjitataolelianggebuff。
fenbieshibaochirenshebuooc，yijifengbirenwuzhejiyidechenjinshibanyanedunvpeibuff。
nanpinxitongjiubuxiangxinle，zaizheishuangbuffdejiachixia，zheicidexinyuangonghaihuixiangyiqianneixieyuangongyiyang。
yaomebiaomianshangzhenduinanzhu、andiliyoubangzhunanzhu，shituxibaiduoguobeicanjieju...ranhoudaozhirenwushibai。
yaomehenbuxiaxinquzhenduinanzhu，congerfangshui...ranhoudaozhirenwushibai。
buffbangdinghaohou，nanpinxitongshunshoupailepaiqinyangyangdejianbangyizuoguli，“haohaogan，yaoshigandehaodehua，dengniandipingxuanyouxiuyuangongshiwohuibanidemingzitianshangqude。”
qinyangyangshunjianliangqi：“haodezuzhang！meiwentidezuzhang！woyidinghuiwanmeiwanchengrenwudezuzhang！”
douzhiangangdeqinyangyangjieshoulezheigedabing，kaishiletadediyigerenwu。
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tongyishijian，mougeweidudezhibojiankaiqi。
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【putiantongqing！！！wozuiaidedianshizhongbolehahahahaha！！！！】
【chunluren，tingshuozheishiyibuxianyihouyangdenanzhushuangwen？】
【baodexiongdi，baoshuangde！】
mimimamamendedanmudouzaitanlun《sannianzhiyueyiguo，longwangguiwei》zheibujijiangzhongbodedianshiju。
yiqiankanguozheibudianshijudeguanzhongmenhaihaoxinweineixiemeikanguoderenkepuzheibudianshijudedagaineirong。
jiandanlaishuojiushiyongyouqiangdadeshili、zunguidediwei、fukediguodecaichan...beirenmenzunchengwei‘longwang’denanzhuyinweiyanjuanledadashashadeshenghuo，xiangyaodanggeputongren。
qiahaonanzhushifuduonianqianjiulegeren，jinanzhudingxiayigewawaqin，yushinanzhujiunazhedingqinxinwushangmenqiuqu。kexineijiarenmuguangduanqian，budankanbuqichuanzheputongrendenanzhu，haitichurangnanzhudangzhuixuzheizhongwururendeyaoqiu。
zheiyaoshihuanzuoqitarenshuobuzhunjiuzhuantoujiuzou，dannanzhuyinweixiangyaoguoputongrendeshenghuo，jiashangjiandaowawaqinduixianghouyeyoudianxihuan，suoyijibianxinlijuedeyouxiequru，danhaishidayinglexialai。
ranerduifangquebingbuxihuannanzhu，meitiandouzuotianzuodideyaolihun，gengshibananzhudangzuoyongrenyiyangdongbudongjiudama。
就这样。
nanzhuguolesannianbeiqizikanbuqi、beiyuefuyuemukanbuqi、beiqingdikanbuqi、lianyongrendouburudeshenghuo。
zuizhongzaiqizidebaiyueguanghuiguo、yeyedebashisuishouyanshangbeiganchujiamen。
erzheitianyeshinanzhuheshifuyuedingdaoqideshijian。
shangyimiao，nanzhugangbeiqiziyijiarenxiuru，qiangzhiqianxialihunxieyi，dangzhezhongduobinkedemianjijiangbeiganchujiamen。
xiayimiao，longwangdiandeanweichuxian，danxiguixiawoquan，duizhenanzhugaohan‘canjianlongwang！’。
qianqiyijiagenbenbuxiangxinnanzhushilongwang，fanerjixuwurunanzhu。
erzheichengleyakuananzhudezuihouyigendaocao，nanzhuzhongyukanqingleqianqiyijia，duiqianqizuihouyisiqingyiyexiaohaoguangle，bianzhijienachulongwanglingpaidatamendelian。
jinjiezhe，dalianwankanbuqizijideqianqiyijiahoudenanzhukaishilezhangdaqishierjidalianneixieqingdi、fuerdai、fuyidaidejuqing...yijizhongtubeinvzongcainvmishunvshashoulinjiajiejielinguogongzhudengdengtouhuaisongbaodejuqing。
【zongdelaishuochuleqianmianyouxiebiequ，houmianjiushiyilushuangdaodi。】
【tingqilaiganjuehaibucuo，neiwokeyaohaohaokankan。】
【kaishile！nanzhunazheyupeidaoqinjiale！】
【geweizaijian，qianmianbiequdejuqingwobukan，wodengnanzhudaliandeshihouzaihuilai...】
suizhedanmupiaoguo，zhibojiandejingtouyeqiehuandaoqinjia。
yimingchuanzheputong、gengehunhunsidenanrendiaoerlangdangdezuozaizhenpishafashang，jiangyikuaiyupeidiudaodalishizhuoshang。
“woshifushuoshibanianqianjiulenimenjialaoyeziyici，nijialaoyezibianyuwoshifudingxialiangjiaqinshi，zheishixinwu。jintianwoshilailvxinghunyuede，yaohewojiehunderenzaina？”
zuozainanziduimiandeqinjiafufuliangrenliansenankan，qinmukaikoubianshilengchaorefeng。
“jiehun？niyebukankannipeibupei！jiunizheiyangderenlianjiwonvertixiedezigedoumeiyou！woquannizuihaoyoudianzizhizhiming，ganjingun！”
qiaotianyouchixiaoyisheng，zhuaqizhuoshangdeyupei，zaishouzhijianzhuanquanwan。
“zenme？nimenshibuxianglvxingliangjiadeqinshima？jiranzheiyangdehua，nei——”
zhuweishang，qinlaoyezichenshengdao：“woqinmourenziranbushineizhongyanerwuxinderen，zheigehunyue，zuoshu！”
suihouzhuantourangyongrenjiaoer**xialai。
“爸！”
qinmuqidezhijiezhanqilai，bumandikanxiangqinlaoyezi：“nizenmekeyisuisuibianbianjiurangyangyangjiajizheizhongren？woshijueduibuhuitongyide！”
“jiushiaba，nizenmenengnaxiaobeiyibeizideshiqingkaiwanxiao？bujiushijiumingzhienma？jidianqianjiuxingle。”
qinfuyebuzantongdizhouqimei，heqinmuyiqiquanqinlaoyezi。
danqinlaoyezijianjueyaolvxingdangchutajichudenuoyan，bingfanghuayaoshiqinfuqinmubuyuanyi，jiulikaiqinjia。
“......”
gangxialoudeqinyangyangtingdaoyeyezheimeshuo，jingzhipiaoliangdexiaolianshangchongmanlenanyizhixin。
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jifenzhongqian，zhengzaifangjianlihe**meidadianhuayuezheyaoqunaliwandeqinyangyangtingdaoyongrenshuoyougeqiongxiaozinazheyikuaipoyupeizhaoshangmenlaiyaoquziji，diyifanyingshihuaiyizijitingcuole。
shenzhihaizaixiang，jintiannandaoshiyurenjiema？
houmiantingyongrenshuoshiyeyeyiqianjitadingxiadehunyue，qinyangyangyemeifangzaixinshang。
bijingtamenjiasuiranbushishenmemingmenwangzu，danduoduoshaoshaoyesuanshigehaomen，zenmekenengweileququyigekoutouyuedingzhenderangtajiajiqiongxiaozi？
jiusuantabamayuanyi，tayeshibuyuanyide。
tayaojiaderenbushuoyouduoyouqianyoushi，danzhishaobunengbitajiacha。
keqinyangyangmeixiangdaoweileyigewairen，tayeyejuranyaobatabamaganchujiamen？
tadaodihaishibushiyeyedeqinsunnvle？！yeyejuranweilezheigeqiongxiaoziyaobatamenyijiarenjiganchuqu？！
duanzandefennuguohoushigengduodefennu，rangtahenbudelimajiaolaibaoanbazuozaishafashangdeneigeqiongxiaozijidachuqu。
yebukankanzijizhangshenmeyang？yishendelianjiaditanhuo，juranyexiangquta？
danqinyangyangkebuhuishahuhudizaiyeyezhengqitoushang，youqishihaihuyanluanyushuoyaobatamenyijiaganchujiamendeshihou，zhijieshuotabuxiangjiajizheigeqiongxiaozi。
shenhuxi，diaozhenghaoqingxuhouqinyangyangxialou，yangqixiaolianchaoyeyezouqu。
“爷爷~”
qingtianyueerdeshengyincongqiaotianyoudeshenhouchuanlai，qiaotianyoubenlaizhishixiayishidihuitouyikan，quezaiyewufajiangmuguangshouhuilai。
xinzangjicuditiaodong，qiaotianyoushixianlisuoyoudeyiqiehaosidoubiandexuhuan，zhiyouneiyimoqianyingshiqingxide。
扑通！
扑通！
tatingdaolezijidexinzangzaikuaisude、jiqiede、xiangshiyaocongtashentilipaochuquyiyang。
qiaotianyouconglaimeiyounayikexiangxianzaizheiyangwanfenqingxingdangchuzailaotoushuoyaoshouzijidangtudideshihoudayinglexialai，burantajiuyubudaotamingzhongzhudingdelaopole！！！
是的。
老婆。
suirantahelaopohaishidiyicijianmian、haibuzhidaoshuangfangdexingming、haimeiyoulingjiehunzheng....dancongjiandaolaopodediyiyan，qiaotianyoujiuzhidaozheishitadelaopo！！！
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yixiashibenshujiuduzhinan：
①meigeshijiedenanzhuzaijiandaoyangyangshi，douhuiyijianzhongqingbingqiezidongjuexingwudilianainaotianfu，xingweihuihentiangouqiehoulianpi，jiusuanbeidaleyezhihuiyou‘taxihuanwocaidawo，burantazenmebudabieren’zheizhongyiyuchangrendenaohuilu。
②yangyangderenshesuiranshiedunvpei，danzuodeedushiqingdaduoshudoushizhenduinanzhude，shuyuyigeyuandayigeyuanai，pangrentiaochulaiweinanzhudabaobuping，haihuibeinanzhushuoshiduoguanxianshi。
③zheishiyibennanzhudangtiangouqiewubilianainaodewen，zhengrushumingyiyang，nanzhukongshenru。
④yangyangbuyidingainanzhu，dannanzhutachaoai，bingqiehuixiangguiyiyangchanzheyangyang。
ali：nannvzhuweiwodaqilaineibenxielehaojigebanbenganjuedoubudui，nvxingxifenxieduolexiangbaihe，xieshaoleyouyoudianguai，suoyijiuzantingxianbuxiele，denglvqinglesiluzaijixuxie。